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Her hip thrusting and "blow my whistle bitch" will be forever engrained in memory. Tags: girl dancing blow my whistle Views: 1568 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Who cares what this girl's name is, she gets slapped off of her chair. Pure gold. Tags: slapped in the face Views: 2623 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyBaby Gets Beamed With a Football
Judging by the happy gurgling sounds the baby made, I'm sure it didn't hurt. Either that or he is now a just a little slow. Tags: baby hit by football Views: 4282 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyHuge IED in the Desert
How do the soldiers put up with Irritable Erotic Dancers? Damn. Tags: IED desert road blow up Views: 1097 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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What's better than spazzy, nerdy, fisted characters? Tags: harry potter puppet pals funny nerdy Views: 435 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I don't honestly think being smacked with a three inch wide stick should result in blood curdling screams. But hey, what do I know, I'm not a pussy. Tags: guy hit with stick Views: 1072 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyNever Ride with a Fatty
Chubs McGee flips his friend's four wheeler backwards. Never trust a fatty. Tags: fat kid flips four wheeler Views: 970 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This actually reminds me of the singer-dancer relationship Britney Spears had with Kevin Federline. Tags: dog humps dance Views: 1787 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This little dude gives new meaning to the term "horn dog". Tags: dog humps kid Views: 1208 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If she does this when she is annoyed with just a photographer, imagine what she does with her kids. I have a feeling she carries a cattleprod in her baby bag. Tags: Britney Spears runs over photographer Views: 957 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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What sort of genius can you expect from a video with jungle animal sounds in the background? A shit ton of genius. Tags: woman falls ladder Views: 2028 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyTubby Singer Falls Hard Onstage
The truly pathetic part is that "boyz" and "girlz" are signs at the back of the stage. This has gotta be some retarded version of the Warped Tour. With Queen songs. Tags: fat guy falls onstage Views: 841 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Hey lady, if the love poem your man wrote for you starts out with how you like to eat ribs and hot dogs, I'm pretty sure you should start starving yourself. Tags: hick poem jerry springer Views: 3026 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Some strung out "psychic" decides to use force to try and prove that he is psychic. If Chris Angel was a real magician he would have jacked that guy up. Tags: Phenomenon contestant Chris Angel Views: 1806 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyJerry Seinfeld Rips into Larry King
This old alien needs to learn not to mess with Jerry Seinfield. Instead, go eat some Metamucil. Tags: Seinfeld Larry King Views: 2142 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This takes the beer-crushing jock to a new level. Tags: coconut head crush Views: 986 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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What their exact motivation to do this was, I do not know. I do know one thing though- it is damn near impossible to get Sharpie off of your skin. Good luck future date-less girls. Tags: harder bodies faster stronger Views: 39861 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's just a little too eerie how the voices line up with the lip movements. Cats are planning to kill us all, I just know it. Tags: cat conversation Views: 1898 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I think this is a very obvious clue that you shouldn't be leaving little Kimmy alone with Daddy anymore. Tags: kid afraid of dad Views: 12794 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyGrandma Reacts to 2 Girls 1 Cup
And why not share two girls' shitting and puking festivities with dear old grandma? Tags: grandma reaction 2 girls 1 cup Views: 2116 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I heard once that if you dump cold water on a sleeping Asian he'll turn into an egg roll. Tags: roommate prank water Views: 2596 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If I turned on my favorite show and Dr. House said my boyfriend was dumping me, I'm pretty sure I'd be cool with it. Tags: man dumps girlfriend on live tv Views: 1479 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's surprising how many people were confusing Hillary Duff with Hillary "Two Testicle" Clinton. That should never, ever, ever, ever happen. Tags: hillary obama celebrity Views: 830 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Little Mitty (aka. What's his face) pranks his dad with a soundboard of the governator. Tags: mitt romney phone prank Views: 904 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Debauchery and general dipshittery makes me tingle with happiness. Tags: drunk roommate Views: 6487 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Nothing fuels a person with protein after a long, hard day of tennis like caterpillar. Tags: girl eats caterpillar Views: 3873 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Poor Ryan Seacrest was just attempting to pretend to be heterosexual with Jennifer Garner whenever this freak show jumped in. Run Jen, Run! Tags: ryan seacrest red carpet gary busey Views: 14844 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Priests are notorious for bad vision. After all, Father Mullins claimed that he was just reaching for the Holy Water sprinkler whenever he molested little Timmy. I'm sure that's always the case. Tags: priest blesses microphone Views: 1445 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I was truly disappointed when he didn't start foaming at the mouth whenever he practically abuses this junior reporter. I think someone needs a kick in the head. Tags: gary busey reporter rude Views: 9689 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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What's up with the old woman in the crazy white and red outfit watching? Tags: skater accident ouch Views: 835 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I always thought 20 foot tall flames would be a health hazard, but apparently it's just good plain fun. Tags: gets nailed by tennis ball Views: 2328 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If you're going to go down this hard after being hit with a hollow, fuzzy ball, it better have been wielded by a 8 foot giant named Galthorne. Tags: hit in the head with tennis ball Views: 1175 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Lucky the horses didn't snap their necks, or those cowboys would be going home with two big bottles of glue. Tags: wild horses crash full speed rodeo Views: 1890 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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So is it a ritual to get shocked before you go scale a cliff, or were they just wearing those for fun? Tags: shocked taser Views: 4365 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is what people get for not listening to their first grade teacher with lunch lady arms. Tags: people getting hit by cars Views: 1476 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Video #40,205 of a young idiot shooting himself with some sort of gun. Tags: bb gun to arm Views: 1726 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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After hitting the wall, exploding, and getting slammed by another car, this driver walks away from the crash. I think he made a deal with the devil. Tags: bad race car crash Views: 774 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The officer was fired after this woman ended up bruised and bleeding (although the video cuts out for an undetermined amount of time). I personally think she just had a whoopsie. Tags: woman pool blood Views: 1177 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If these people are worshipping this kid for his monkey tail, I wonder if I can get a group to worship me for my third nipple. Just a thought. Tags: boy with tail monkey Views: 1896 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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In a few months little elerhinos (rhinephants?) will be running around, because that rhino is sure as hell thinking "I want you. I need you. Oh baby. Oh baby." Tags: elephant humps rhino Views: 11483 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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To all men: if she can bench press you, you should not be aroused by her. Her and her huge muscles are like the Mona Lisa, look but never ever fucking touch. Tags: body builder woman huge muscles Views: 12605 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The demons got inside this man, allowing him to do two things at once with his mouth. I bet his girlfriend thinks he is a real keeper! Tags: beatboxing flute Views: 1027 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I heard on Late Night with Conan O'Brien the other night that it's legal for women to show their bare breasts. Maybe this guy thought the same rule applied to naked men with flaccid penises. Tags: naked man times square Views: 984 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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His pickup line is "Hey ladies, wanna see me get freaky with my own ass?" Yeah I'm sure that doesn't work dood. Tags: gives self wedgie Views: 863 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeElephant Eats a Huge Wad of Shit
I heard when kids eat their boogers it helps their immune system. This elephant must be afraid of the plague with the hude mound of crap he is eating. Tags: elephant eats shit Views: 1084 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The real kicker is that later in the night, the gecko climbs out of his mouth and tears his face to pieces with little gecko fury. Tags: eats live gecko Views: 633 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's funny how this boy had more sense than most teenagers. I'm sure they wouldn't have done the same in that situation; if anything, the would have loaded up the mom with another tequila shot. Tags: boy calls 911 Views: 1085 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeTiger Gleefully Sodomizes a Dog
Tigers today are nothing but hooligans; having pig babies (Google it) and wild sex with dogs. Tags: tiger sex dog Views: 5683 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Eating cockroaches with surgically implanted fangs isn't weird. Having a black tie with a triangle on it is weird. Tags: man eats cockroaches Views: 1129 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's incredible that although this girl is horribly deformed, her brain still functions normally. Crazy!!! Tags: clover leaf skull syndrome Views: 7939 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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And the funny thing is, the pot would be better for you than anything else you could buy at McDonalds. On a different note, whats up with the freak in the monkey hat? Tags: Views: 1624 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeGillettes are for Pussies
If you want to be a real man, you shave with fire. Tags: shaving with fire Views: 927 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If this came out of my cha during labor, I'm pretty sure I'd just shove it back in. It's obviously not done yet. Poor guy. Tags: heart outside of baby body Views: 1326 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's pretty obvious that this is fake, but it's so convincing I needed to share. Sit down with a twisty cone and enjoy! Tags: hit by car special effects Views: 1102 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolAmazing Three Card Trickery
Madman with amazing sleight of hand.... check it! Tags: three card trick sleight of hand Views: 1094 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I had three kids and two grandchildren within the time it took for these people to make this.
Tags: large domino display Views: 1390 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's sad that this didn't make it to the public... nerds would be pwning noobs left and right all day long with it's handy dandy travel size. Tags: halo on nintendo ds Views: 1329 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If she can do this to glass, imagine the poor bastard married to her. RIP. Tags: girl breaks glass with voice Views: 1267 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolMan Has Insane Skills with Hammers
If you think balancing a hammer on his face is cool, then you'll be amazed at what he is going to do next. Tags: man does trick with hammer Views: 987 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If I had a 1,000 gallon pool in my backyard, I'd buy some dolphins. You know, to play fetch and have sex with. Tags: dolphin tennis ball Views: 1116 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Not to mention fish that are radioactively huge. Now to go home and bangs the womenfolk. Tags: catches huge fish bare handed Views: 2376 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I know this is impressive, but you should see what I can do with an elbow. Tags: man plays guitar feet Views: 3293 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolSubaru with Tracks Instead of Wheels
When life gives you snow, put huge tracks on your car. It only makes sense. Tags: subaru with tracks Views: 171563 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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My parents gave me a hamster.... then this kid's python ate it. Tags: pet python Views: 932 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolNo Arms, No Legs, No Problem
If he is that tough without limbs, just imagine the trim he'd be getting with arms and legs! Tags: no arms legs wrestle Views: 12537 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Ryan Kennelly bench presses the excess fat that Jared lost after eating fresh at Subway. Tags: Ryan Kennelly bench press record Views: 993 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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When I watch this video of a tired baby sloth I become at peace with the world.. until I realize I could never own one. :( Tags: tired baby sloth Views: 1033 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm not sure how a headset is able to interpret what you're thinking, but I'm pretty sure it's a mixture of voodoo and Satanism. Tags: mind control video games Views: 6325 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
