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So maybe this David Blaine has a drawn on goatee, but the look into the camera is spot on. Tags: David Blaine funny spoof Views: 7698 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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This monkey was going to town surrounded by a crowd of young men...interesting. Tags: Monkey horny funny Views: 2995 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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For a second, I thought the kid was going to do a full flip and their head would fly off. But alas, it did not. Tags: soccer ball in face kid Views: 1591 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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Two ridiculous dancers are competing for who is the bigger dancing moron, and one of them happen to fall offstage. We have a winner! Tags: dancer falls offstage dance off Views: 1541 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The police pulled this guy over for dancing around while driving his car. Now as they're trying to interview him he can't stop making faces. God Bless crack. Tags: drugged out russian crazy faces police interview Views: 1950 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyDrinking Gatorade is Brutal
The strategic planning that went into this didn't pay off. Poor guy. Tags: cap on gatorade drink kyle busch Views: 3026 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyRats Find Something to Laugh About
Animals can apparently laugh; and someone spent years of research on finding that out. Tags: laughing rats cool funny animals Views: 4509 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If an animal's ass is better than two feet across, don't stand behind it please. That goes for women, too. Tags: horse fart in face Views: 3954 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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Funhouses being able to rape people is complete news to me. Good thing it didn't decide to get randy in the room that was just a big spinning tube, although it'd be more appropriate. Tags: fun house woman falls prank Views: 2345 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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Either this girl is pathetic enough to fake being drunk to get this on tape or she really is a lame ass singing about her green shoes. Tags: drunk roommate roomie sings in hall Views: 1907 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Her (failed) attempts at avoiding talking about prison make me light up like a light bulb. Or like a smoker who tried to quit cold turkey. Tags: paris hilton owned david letterman prison Views: 3284 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If you hump Danny Bonaduce, you're going to get your ass beat. It's well known that he is the next, albeit more drunk, Chuck Norris. Tags: danny bonaduce jonny fairplay reality tv knock out Views: 2785 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Yes this may be a fight to the death, but you know as well as I do that you can't stop laughing because they are using their fucking NECKS. Tags: giraffes fighting in the wild Views: 1738 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Someone might want to tell him he has a little something on his face before he goes in front of a camera again. Tags: russian drunk messes up interview Views: 2158 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyFat Kid Shaking His Monumental Ass
This kid has got sexy written all over him...from the saggy tits to the tighty whities. RED HOT! Tags: fat kid dances to ms new booty Views: 2741 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's always amazing to see your great aunt Mildred get krunk. Tags: older woman drunk at wedding Views: 2105 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyMonkey Makes a Puppy his Bitch
Near the end the monkey decides to ride the puppy like a fuzzy little horse. Now the only confusing part is why they put this to the Jesus Christ Superstar soundtrack... Tags: monkey rides puppy Views: 2530 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Even babies know that if they spin around 100 times they're going to be dizzy, but somehow this asshole was completely surprised when he slammed into a filing cabinet. Tags: spins in chair falls into cabinet Views: 2036 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The most artistic moment was when the atv rolled slowly over the second kid on the ground and I pissed my pants. Tags: two guys crash atv stunt Views: 1774 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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In order to defend Taco Bell's honor, this guy assaults McDonald's workers by throwing burritos. Well played, sir. Tags: throws tacos burritos at workers Views: 2004 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Matt Damon flips out on Jimmy Kimmel for being a huge jackass and now, quite frankly, everyone is a little fearful of Matt Damon's wrath. Tags: matt damon jimmy kimmel Views: 3766 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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While the paparazzi swarm around the two girls, some crazy woman decides to heckle Britney. Jamie Lynn responds by telling her to get the fuck out. Nice, Ms. Spears! Tags: Britney Spears yelling at woman Views: 2220 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyBig Retard Takes Darts in his Ass
Taking darts in the ass has got to be a metaphor for taking penises in the ass. Not much of a metaphor. Tags: darts in ass Views: 5604 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is the type of guy you want to take home to momma...so he can light his farts on fire for her. Tags: fart on fire Views: 1514 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Instead of giggling and getting embarassed, I would have been punching that woman in the mouth. Or better yet, I'd be making her kiss some monkeys. Tags: girls kiss monkeys Views: 2917 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Getting caught masturbating has to be in the top five of a college guy's most feared list. Number four is crying over a letter from mom. Tags: guy caught masturbating Views: 8534 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I bet this guy really regrets missing that one day of forklift training where they taught you how to drive. Tags: forklift crash Views: 2381 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyHome Shopping Network Battery Fire
Home shopping networks have always been prime places to watch dumbass mistakes. Tags: battery catches fire Views: 1931 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The most confusing part of the whole video was that Shaolin monks were actually present to create the gaping hole. Tags: monk hole model fall Views: 2472 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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How is anyone supposed to take him seriously when it looks like he mugged Elton John and is now wearing all of his shit? Tags: psychic pranked Views: 3194 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This little dude gives new meaning to the term "horn dog". Tags: dog humps kid Views: 2230 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If she does this when she is annoyed with just a photographer, imagine what she does with her kids. I have a feeling she carries a cattleprod in her baby bag. Tags: Britney Spears runs over photographer Views: 1804 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This was the slowest crash in history. The drunk driver actually put serious thought into how he was going to fuck up that store front. Congrats! Tags: drunk driver 7 11 Views: 1644 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This animal has the best of both worlds; a camel toe and a horse cock. Tags: camel horse hybrid Views: 13357 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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During a live taping of his show, some protestors in the audience interrupt Bill Maher to the point of him flipping out and calling security on them. Tags: bill maher protestors Views: 2154 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Instead of just writing former "Miss New Zealand" Rachel Huljich a ticket, this forklift operator attempts to move her Maserati out of a construction zone. Attempt is the key word. Tags: Maserati flip forklift Views: 2073 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is what morning shows get for having an enormous glass window behind them. They are just asking for bare asses to be showing up during their shows. Tags: mooning Canadian morning show Views: 1725 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I know, I feel the same way about two ply. Tags: cat attacks toilet paper Views: 10384 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I don't know which bright mind in New Zealand thought of this, but they need to be shot and dipped into acid. Tags: killer sheep movie Views: 2373 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The fact that he took crashing and dying very lightly makes me think that the passengers should have jumped off of the plane right then and there. Kudos to the man sneaking out his camera (and later crashing the plane because of it). Tags: funny flight attendant Views: 3344 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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What sort of genius can you expect from a video with jungle animal sounds in the background? A shit ton of genius. Tags: woman falls ladder Views: 3374 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyDoor Gets the Crap Beaten out of It
So not only is this guy puking, but he is puking while a door falls on top of him. Tags: door falls in Views: 1717 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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People need to stop giving their animals crack. Beating their children instead has much better results. Tags: Views: 2164 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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God really does prayers. I need to stock up on holy water. Tags: salma boobs Views: 14362 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyTubby Singer Falls Hard Onstage
The truly pathetic part is that "boyz" and "girlz" are signs at the back of the stage. This has gotta be some retarded version of the Warped Tour. With Queen songs. Tags: fat guy falls onstage Views: 1661 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Hey lady, if the love poem your man wrote for you starts out with how you like to eat ribs and hot dogs, I'm pretty sure you should start starving yourself. Tags: hick poem jerry springer Views: 4735 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Oh no! What is this thing attached to my body? I must kill it! Tags: retarded dog Views: 2429 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Some strung out "psychic" decides to use force to try and prove that he is psychic. If Chris Angel was a real magician he would have jacked that guy up. Tags: Phenomenon contestant Chris Angel Views: 2765 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyRidiculously Horrible Woman Driver
Taking five hours to back out of a spot disgraces even the worst, mentally retarded woman driver. Tags: bad woman driver Views: 2974 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyJerry Seinfeld Rips into Larry King
This old alien needs to learn not to mess with Jerry Seinfield. Instead, go eat some Metamucil. Tags: Seinfeld Larry King Views: 3239 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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So THIS is the origin of the word "frisk." Tags: cop frisk penis Views: 3019 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This takes the beer-crushing jock to a new level. Tags: coconut head crush Views: 1803 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyFatty Wrecks a Moped Hard
The combination of the gelatinous ass crack and stomach pouch flying over those handlebars actually makes me a little excited. I can has cheezburger?! Tags: fatty wrecks moped Views: 3309 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The only thing I could think of throughout this whole video was how he looked like a Chihuahua attempting to sodomize a St. Bernard. Tags: skinny black man dancing Views: 3007 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyWee Kitty Loves Bread
This is actually the same fight I would put up if someone would try to steal my biscuit. Tags: kitty loves bread Views: 7507 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyHamster Gets Pwned by his Own Wheel
These rodents are on crack, but aren't they fun to watch? The only thing my hamster does is poop and bite her cage. She died last week from a tragic toss into a dumpster. Tags: crazy hamsters Views: 2365 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The girl is sitting there lifeless. Look like this nukkah bought her a roofie-colada. Tags: caught banging in toilet Views: 5983 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I learned something new today. 1. Squirrels box. 2. Squirrels can play dead. 3. Someone had enough time on their hands to film squirrels on their roof. Tags: squirrel plays dead Views: 3197 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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What their exact motivation to do this was, I do not know. I do know one thing though- it is damn near impossible to get Sharpie off of your skin. Good luck future date-less girls. Tags: harder bodies faster stronger Views: 45527 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's just a little too eerie how the voices line up with the lip movements. Cats are planning to kill us all, I just know it. Tags: cat conversation Views: 2800 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyGrandma Reacts to 2 Girls 1 Cup
And why not share two girls' shitting and puking festivities with dear old grandma? Tags: grandma reaction 2 girls 1 cup Views: 3158 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Just put a miniskirt and a halter top on her, and she'd give Alicia Silverstone a run for her money! Tags: little asian whatever Views: 4999 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Adding the location of the 7-11 and videotaping themselves doing this was a particularly brilliant touch. I hope to find them in the Darwin Awards a year from now. Tags: piss on burrito Views: 2082 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Cute cat or wild assassin? Tags: cat attacks cute dog Views: 10725 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyA Dog Poops out a Blanket
From what I can tell the dog was pretty surprised this happened too. Tags: dog poops rag Views: 3477 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This wee guy already has the bitch stare down. Future costar in the new Unforgiveable video... Tags: evil eye Views: 2628 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyTiny Dog Owns Huge Cat
The little guy wanted some action, and he took what he could get. After all, the little nerd was wearing a plaid sweater. It's not all poodles and palmeranians for this dood. Tags: dog humps cat Views: 6555 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I heard once that if you dump cold water on a sleeping Asian he'll turn into an egg roll. Tags: roommate prank water Views: 3699 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyA Wobbly Ladder and a Big Moron
You see, in order to fly, you have to MISS when you throw yourself at the ground. Idiot. Tags: guy jumps snowman ground Views: 1527 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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My new goal in life- follow celebrities around dressed like a bum in order to get a hundred bucks. Tags: paris hilton bum dollars Views: 1898 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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So when were you naughty enough to recieve a spanking? Tags: dirty news anchor Views: 4228 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's hard to believe that there are people dumb enough not to research the celebrity that they are going to interview. Kevin Spacey has no hair. John Cusack does. Simple. Tags: john cusack kevin spacey interview Views: 2560 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's surprising how many people were confusing Hillary Duff with Hillary "Two Testicle" Clinton. That should never, ever, ever, ever happen. Tags: hillary obama celebrity Views: 1828 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I personally think Hillary should be back in the White House... someone needs to iron the President's shirt. Ignore all of the Hillary "talking" part afterwards. Tags: iron my shirt hillary Views: 2009 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyGirl Gets a Painful Hanging Wedgie
Those panties must have been from the Steel Ass Floss collection at Victoria's Secret. 5 for $25. Tags: girl gets wedgie Views: 12078 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Little Mitty (aka. What's his face) pranks his dad with a soundboard of the governator. Tags: mitt romney phone prank Views: 2099 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If there is a dancing poo in a tiger's ass, you know it's a good video. Set to music no less! Tags: japanese cartoon how to poop Views: 8853 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Women need to realize their place in society; getting nailed by small, motorized cars. Tags: girl on bike RC car Views: 2334 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Combining my two obsessions, The Beatles and zombie flicks, seems far fetched but it goes together quite well. Eerie. Tags: the beales zombies Views: 1570 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyHey Jude Sang by an Itty Bitty Kid
"Then you can start, to make it berra." Tags: hey jude korean Views: 2250 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyJimmys F*cking Ben Affleck
Jimmy Kimmel gets revenge after Sarah Silverman dropped the bomb live and told him she was f*cking Matt Damon. It's on! Tags: jimmy kimmel ben affleck Views: 1993 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Poor Ryan Seacrest was just attempting to pretend to be heterosexual with Jennifer Garner whenever this freak show jumped in. Run Jen, Run! Tags: ryan seacrest red carpet gary busey Views: 15851 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnySquirrel Can Take Down a Deer
Who knew squirrels were that tough. They are nature's Mickey Rooney. Who, quite frankly, scares me senseless. Tags: squirrel attack deer Views: 2452 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Priests are notorious for bad vision. After all, Father Mullins claimed that he was just reaching for the Holy Water sprinkler whenever he molested little Timmy. I'm sure that's always the case. Tags: priest blesses microphone Views: 2671 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyShes F*cking Seth Rogen
Anyone who encounters Seth's Jew-fro is sucked into his sexiness. Or something. Tags: seth rogan Views: 2139 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I guess it wasn't hip anymore to dance to Michael Jackson for these cons... but Soulja boy is so hot right now. Tags: Filipino prisoners soulja boy Views: 18602 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Literally. This dog has been playing too much Halo. Teabagging hurts. :( Tags: hunting dog horny deer Views: 14996 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The fact that I'm more excited about a Pixar film than anything else is very frightening, but this is bound to be movie gold! The robot is cuter than puppies covered in marshmallows for Pete's sake! Tags: wall e full length trailer Views: 4858 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Mothers should know it take one or two hands to wave "hi"... apparently this one did not. Tags: toddler falls off swing Views: 7926 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Every once in a while I wake up next to Dr. Phil... but I don't think that's a dream. :( Tags: ellen page snl digital short Views: 2926 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Apparently her mother didn't tell her to look both ways before walking by someone breakdancing. Tags: breakdance kick girl Views: 2257 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm not exactly sure why towing a canoe over frozen ground and up a ramp is a good idea, but apparently some people in the world are idiots. Tags: canoe jump ouch Views: 1642 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This woman was able to lose control of a scooter going at the most 15mph. I'm pretty sure she deserves an award. Or a punch in the face. Tags: scooter crash woman Views: 1888 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's different when you mess up your own routine, but when you make failures out of three other 90 lb girls? Watch out. There are gunna be some killins tonight. Tags: gymast mistake pile up Views: 1996 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Cars and buses go flying all over a tunnel in Russia when winter hit and iced up the roads. I don't think they have ever heard of rock salt. Tags: russian tunnel car bus accidents Views: 1649 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I can give you twenty good reasons not to work at a snake store. This is number 13. Tags: snake store employee bit Views: 5234 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I don't know what is more pathetic: his attempt at this flip or the fact that he is trying to impress 13 year old girls. Tags: cheerleading coach drunk flip fall Views: 1941 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If you end up under the motorcycle, I'm pretty sure you did it wrong. Tags: motorcycle flip stunt gone wrong wheelie Views: 2083 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Seeing that she had to down vodka just to endure a bikni wax, I'm guessing she shouldn't have kids. Tags: bikini wax ouch boyfriend Views: 26966 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Someone needs to explain to this guy that being engulfed in flames isnt't typically a good drinking activity. Tags: failed fire shot liquid burning Views: 1603 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I hope he doesn't have the same reaction when his kid sister tries to scare him on Halloween in her Power Ranger costume. Tags: guy punches kid in face halloween prank Views: 2504 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Whatever weird mix of breakdancing and ballet he was trying needs to be stopped. As in, now. Tags: failed dance move smash face Views: 1888 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulFireworks Being Shot at a Saudi
His cleverly pathetic evasive movements aren't working out too well for him. Tags: saudi fireworks shot Views: 1549 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I always thought 20 foot tall flames would be a health hazard, but apparently it's just good plain fun. Tags: gets nailed by tennis ball Views: 3287 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If you're going to go down this hard after being hit with a hollow, fuzzy ball, it better have been wielded by a 8 foot giant named Galthorne. Tags: hit in the head with tennis ball Views: 2437 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Lucky the horses didn't snap their necks, or those cowboys would be going home with two big bottles of glue. Tags: wild horses crash full speed rodeo Views: 2924 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Let's take a second to analyze why the guy in the first few seconds was pretending to whack off. Tags: ankle snap skater jump Views: 1671 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The best part about the whole video is that the douchebag kept trying to sell the ladder that collapsed underneath him. Tags: ladder collapse show Views: 2262 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Someone needs to tell these idiots that this isn't funny, it's most likely a form of torture in a third world country. Tags: drinks hot wax punch Views: 2055 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Remember seeing giant puzzle rings at a Discovery channel store and always wondering what they were used for - now you know. Tags: giant spike ring piercing Views: 1427 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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His bones must be made of chalk if his shin broke in half from the other guy just running into it. Got milk? Tags: soccer player shin break Views: 2074 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Being rammed by a car through your store wall deserves a medal or possibly a giant, six-foot key to the city. Tags: guy gets hit through store wall Views: 1876 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The worst part isn't even when he falls down. Once he is down there is an epic battle between him and the escalator that takes about three hours. Tags: old man falls escalator Views: 2092 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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So is it a ritual to get shocked before you go scale a cliff, or were they just wearing those for fun? Tags: shocked taser Views: 5218 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulBaby Gets Owned by a Piano
Isn't it strange how it took the baby 5 minutes to realize it was in pain. Momma, you might want to stop dropping Charlie on his head. Tags: baby slams hands piano Views: 4123 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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He just blew his car to smithereens to protest paying $1.25 at a toll road. Good cause. Tags: toll booth crash Views: 2319 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Cows have ir rough. Either someone is trying to kill them or sneak up on them to pull their tits. I think Asian girls go through the same thing as well... Tags: cow kicks face Views: 2180 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I don't think breaking his neck into teeny tiny pieces was in his original plan. Tags: bad back flip Views: 1741 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I say she deserved it, seeing that she was standing behind the banner they were all about to charge through. Attention whore! Tags: cheerleader trampled Views: 2021 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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So maybe that's not what they meant to do, but watching his balls get pulverized is pretty entertaining. Tags: crashes bike into cart Views: 1928 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is what people get for not listening to their first grade teacher with lunch lady arms. Tags: people getting hit by cars Views: 2417 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulFrench Runner Pwns Himself
He might have lost the race, but he has to go into the record books for being the only man alive to be knocked out by a train moving at 2mph. Tags: runner knocked out Views: 2246 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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After 45 minutes of dicking around and driving around the ramp, we finally get to see some punk get fucked up. Me likey. Tags: backflip crash 4wheeler Views: 6291 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This kid gets fucked up by this slide not once, but twice. Momma tard might want to consider locking little Jimmy up in a cage. Tags: kid slams face on slide Views: 2759 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Video #40,205 of a young idiot shooting himself with some sort of gun. Tags: bb gun to arm Views: 2678 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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And I thought talking on his cell phone in front of others was rude. Tags: kicked in face Views: 14995 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I scream like this when I get embarassed too... and my knee could be perfectly fine. Tags: french skier Views: 1904 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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His rolling down the hill facefirst didn't seem to surprise anyone. In fact, they were still clapping! Tags: skier falls whistler air jordan Views: 1598 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Any bright idea that will be filmed will ultimately end in pain. Why hasn't anyone figured that out yet? Tags: treadmill ski Views: 2027 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Absolute truths are very rare to discover, but I know one for certain: lions will kick your ass, even if you have a gun the size of Kenya. Tags: lion charges hunter Views: 5438 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I would have thought nearly shattering my shins on impact after impact would be a lot of fun... now I am starting to reconsider. Tags: skateboard off roof Views: 3217 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm sure it would have been easier to ride down the hill than to get a vehicle flipped on top of your body, dude. Tags: four wheeler flip Views: 6483 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I think he'll grow up to be a fine young man who jumps off of roofs onto pickup trucks. Tags: kid jumps misses pool Views: 3021 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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There is so much craziness in this video that I might have to assume it's fake- but the brilliant floppy flying of a kid down a flight of stairs still can be appreciated. =) Tags: falls down stairs Views: 1756 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's pretty pathetic whenever the camera crews won't even help a girl who is having some sort of medical attack. Maybe THEY took her sugar. What!? Tags: big brother suger hypoglycemic Views: 2464 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is what you get for rubbing yourself all over underage sluts inside of a club. Karma. Tags: beaten night club Views: 2483 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is what you get for being nice to nature. You get punched in the face by an elephant. Tags: elephant punch old man Views: 4757 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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At the end of the day she is going to know if maggots taste like chicken... and that's just sad. Tags: drunk girl eats maggots Views: 5512 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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In order to fly a plane, you must go through rigorous pooping exercises. Or at least that's what this looks like. Tags: gforce training pilot Views: 2174 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Following the first protestors shouts of "war criminal" the security guards just start throwing everyone the hell out. You would have thought that they were setting people on fire, not wearing pink crowns (???). Tags: protestor condoleezza Views: 2873 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If these people are worshipping this kid for his monkey tail, I wonder if I can get a group to worship me for my third nipple. Just a thought. Tags: boy with tail monkey Views: 5144 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeChris Crocker Hates 9/11
Chris Crocker, the one who screamed and cried for everyone to leave Britney Spears alone, is now surprisingly cold when it comes to 9/11. Tags: Chris Crocker 9/11 Britney Spears Views: 2604 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeCrazy Wall Art Comes to Life
Someone on acid, heroin and weed envisioned this art and brought it to life. Thank goodness. Tags: wall art moving chalk Views: 2412 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Some crazy voodoo magic is making this ice cold water FREEZE in the middle of the desert. I know there was a reason I didn't want to live in Iraq. Tags: water freezing instantly desert soldiers ice Views: 3526 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm not sure if his bones are even connected to each other. I'll call Dr. House and see if it's possible. Tags: rubber boy bends himself in half Views: 1438 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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In a few months little elerhinos (rhinephants?) will be running around, because that rhino is sure as hell thinking "I want you. I need you. Oh baby. Oh baby." Tags: elephant humps rhino Views: 18204 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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To all men: if she can bench press you, you should not be aroused by her. Her and her huge muscles are like the Mona Lisa, look but never ever fucking touch. Tags: body builder woman huge muscles Views: 16394 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeArmless Man Loves to Golf
I get a score of 400 when I golf and I have two arms, two legs and an IQ of 180. Tags: armless man who golfs Views: 1537 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Every animal in the wild gets completely fucked up. I'm sure the elephant is going to walk in on an ostrich and baboon doing the dirty. Damn party animals. Tags: animals getting drunk off of fruit Views: 2123 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This guy doesn't break a sweat as his plane plummets down towards the earth, making me question why he still has his pilot's license. Tags: planes collide crash parachute Views: 1764 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeNana is a Clepto Thief
Gone are the days of grandmas giving grandchildren milk and cookies. Tags: grandma teaches child steal Views: 1700 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Two church pastors decide that instead of hiding from certain subjects, they'll preach about it. All the young kids in this church probably couldn't make eye contact for the whole sermon. Tags: pastor preaching sermon video Views: 6902 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Showing school spirit isn't a crime, but I can see why people were upset that the teacher was shaking her rump, inviting the male students to mount her. Tags: teacher fired cheerleading Views: 3562 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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She had better take someone's advice and go join the circus where she can put her freakish body to use. Tags: flexible girl twists Views: 3188 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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A bear twirls and tosses a stick like a baton. He must have absorbed the talents of the 9 year old girl he ate last week. Tags: bear tosses stick Views: 112934 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The demons got inside this man, allowing him to do two things at once with his mouth. I bet his girlfriend thinks he is a real keeper! Tags: beatboxing flute Views: 1861 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I heard on Late Night with Conan O'Brien the other night that it's legal for women to show their bare breasts. Maybe this guy thought the same rule applied to naked men with flaccid penises. Tags: naked man times square Views: 2037 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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For all of you cheap perverts out there, here is a good way to make a sex toy so you can get your jollies. Tags: homemade sex toy Views: 13617 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The moral of the story is don't buy puppies, don't give away puppies, and don't think about puppies. Otherwise you'll end up bawling on national television. Tags: ellen cries show Views: 9416 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Just looking at this puts bile in my throat, and he just jumps on in like its a day at the waterpark. Ew. Tags: boy jumps sewer Views: 1830 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The real kicker is that later in the night, the gecko climbs out of his mouth and tears his face to pieces with little gecko fury. Tags: eats live gecko Views: 1371 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Monks who like to be fully engulfed in fire should really invest in one of these suits - usually they end up dead, yet this guy is running around like a kid on crack. Tags: engulfed in fire Views: 1554 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Bitch better learn- when you wear the robes, you get to do whatever you like to those little kids! ... Tags: priest fight Views: 4174 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeTiger Gleefully Sodomizes a Dog
Tigers today are nothing but hooligans; having pig babies (Google it) and wild sex with dogs. Tags: tiger sex dog Views: 7156 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeAnother Man Eats a Live Critter
I'm not sure if this mouse is fake, but I still have bile forcing its way into my mouth. Tags: live mouse eaten Views: 1210 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Eating cockroaches with surgically implanted fangs isn't weird. Having a black tie with a triangle on it is weird. Tags: man eats cockroaches Views: 2209 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm pretty sure this is from Terry Gilliam Jr. I hope to see more of this messed up shit. Tags: weird animation monty python Views: 6100 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I have no clue how all of that could come from someone's skin. It looked like rope... or spaghetti. Tags: back zit gross Views: 4039 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Throwing up onto your own face has got to be a record- someone call Guinness! Tags: puke on face Views: 3062 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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An enormous parasitic worm unfurls out of a dead cricket. I don't know about you, but I would start stockpiling shotguns. Humans are next! Tags: cricket parasite Views: 3300 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Some unattractive man runs around naked on the streets. Apparently no one seems to care. Tags: naked man Views: 1482 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeGillettes are for Pussies
If you want to be a real man, you shave with fire. Tags: shaving with fire Views: 1637 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I thank God every day for people who have enough time on their hands to film stuff like this. Tags: exploding watermelon Views: 2788 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Ignore the first minute of boredom to see the grossest drunk guy in the world. Tags: drunk guy throws up sips Views: 2110 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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"The mosquito" and it's extremely high pitch that can only be heard by teenagers will be used to clear crowds, parties, and other gala events. Next stop- creating an evil teenage army. Tags: high pitched noise Views: 2059 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeSliding an Eye Out of Its Socket
This new age pirate's eye is so sick. If this is some sort of camera trickery I puked onto my keyboard for nothing. :( Tags: fake eye socket Views: 2730 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Hopefully this is the donkey's punishment for sodomizing the entire gang, otherwise I'm going to have personally travel over to Baghdad and throw any and all kids off of a bridge. Tags: donkey throw bridge Views: 2449 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If your version of fishing involves a shark and an alligator, I'm pretty sure it's no longer a leisure sport.. it's a deathwish. Tags: australia fishing weird shark Views: 1252 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolHow to Rip Off a Coke Machine
Now you know how to steal from the Coke machine that stole from you millions of times. Revenge is sweet. Tags: Coke machine money hack Views: 12785 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Something tells me that the real game was lacking hairy transvestites and monkey humping. Tags: Donkey Kong Bam Margera real life Views: 1987 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolAbsolutely Insane DDR Gameplay
I have two theories. Either this kid is possessed by some DDR demon or he just has way too much time on his feet. Tags: DDR insane fast Views: 2078 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's pretty obvious that this is fake, but it's so convincing I needed to share. Sit down with a twisty cone and enjoy! Tags: hit by car special effects Views: 1952 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If only this gun was in Halo 3. I'd be killin' some fools. Tags: automatic handgun hack Views: 2327 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Personally, I just think this resulted from all of the kids in China jumping up and down at the same time. Tags: underground nuke explosion nuclear Views: 15309 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I had three kids and two grandchildren within the time it took for these people to make this.
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Luckily these people survived and were able to leave that deathtrap in pee stained kahkis. Tags: helicopter going down first person Views: 1833 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's sad that this didn't make it to the public... nerds would be pwning noobs left and right all day long with it's handy dandy travel size. Tags: halo on nintendo ds Views: 2434 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If she can do this to glass, imagine the poor bastard married to her. RIP. Tags: girl breaks glass with voice Views: 2054 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Seeing that this beverage glows like a glowstick, I assume that it's completely safe to drink one. So go try it and make sure to videotape it. Tags: mountain dew glows baking soda peroxide Views: 2888 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolMan Has Insane Skills with Hammers
If you think balancing a hammer on his face is cool, then you'll be amazed at what he is going to do next. Tags: man does trick with hammer Views: 1721 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolManiac Sucks Fire into his Mouth
I can't imagine how this wouldn't impress people. Trying it out at the next interview you have is a smart choice. Tags: man sucks fire mouth Views: 1968 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is how the Hindenburg blew up, and it's also how you will too when you try this next thirsty Thursday. Tags: homemade blimp explosion Views: 3283 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Trusting their lives to a mesh material in their armpits and below their crotch seems to be a bit of a stretch. Good luck not splattering to pieces you guys. Tags: high base jumping Views: 1708 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If it weren't for the three inches in between him and the rock, I'm pretty sure this video would be too bloody for the internet. Tags: high cliff jump Views: 1762 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is a cute video, until you realize that this penguin is wearing his dead brother penguin to use as a backpack. Tags: penguin shops family Views: 1620 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Being able to squat a full grown man is only one of the requirements for working at Hooters... Tags: hooters squat man Views: 11699 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolHow NOT to Die by Zombie Attack
Use your head- cut off theirs. Tags: zombie attack Views: 6935 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I could stare at this literally for hours. His hands are sex. Watch and be hypnotized. Tags: amazing drum solo Views: 836822 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolArabs Gone Wild
Watching Arabs go to town on each others' faces is better than apple pie. Tags: arab fight Views: 3129 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: Cool12 Year Old Asian Amazes us All
Either she can lip sync really well OR she had growth hormones injected into her spine. Take your pick. Tags: asian 12 year old sings Views: 4002 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolTiny Foreign Spiderman
I think Stan Lee forgot to mention that Spiderman was an Arab... Tags: arab spiderman Views: 2026 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If I had a 1,000 gallon pool in my backyard, I'd buy some dolphins. You know, to play fetch and have sex with. Tags: dolphin tennis ball Views: 2078 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolInsanity on a Scooter
Whoever knew razor scooters were actually good for something? Way to go nerds! Tags: cool scooter tricks Views: 2079 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This puppy is so cute I want to chop him up into tiny puppy pieces and eat him for dinner. Tags: cute puppy whistle Views: 5465 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Not to mention fish that are radioactively huge. Now to go home and bangs the womenfolk. Tags: catches huge fish bare handed Views: 3350 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The anchor is ridiculously brave for apologizing to the audience while a potential raging inferno (aka- a blown light) is above her. Tags: CNN fire on set Views: 2296 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Which is more amazing? That this 35' tall tree is in GUAM or there is yet another light show to this song? Tags: huge tree christmas lights Views: 1922 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolSweetass Tricks on a Scooter
Who said these were just for fatasses who ate themselves into oblivion? Nice! Tags: scooter moped tricks Views: 2216 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Pieces of ice that big from 1600ft up are a death sentence. Too bad for all of the cars parked below. Tags: huge ice chunks oklahoma Views: 1917 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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My parents gave me a hamster.... then this kid's python ate it. Tags: pet python Views: 1627 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolI Can Has Phonics?
Remember the talking cats? Yeah I do too. Tags: talking cats Views: 11 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolPhotoshop Makes Pamela Anderson Hot
I didn't realize how ugly her face was until just now. Tags: Pamela Anderson photoshop Views: 2910 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolNo Arms, No Legs, No Problem
If he is that tough without limbs, just imagine the trim he'd be getting with arms and legs! Tags: no arms legs wrestle Views: 14982 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If the ocean is turning into a giant slushie machine, I'm pretty positive that global warming is an urban legend. Tags: ice waves newfoundland Views: 10652 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm not sure how he figured out how to do this, but this guy rocks out using pure electricity. Balls o' steel! ... hm, on second thought, that'd be very bad. Tags: tesla coil guitar Views: 2009 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I thought Rock Band was just a weak knock off of Guitar Hero... but apparently you may need some actual skill to play. That saves me $100. Tags: rock band drums Views: 2346 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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When I watch this video of a tired baby sloth I become at peace with the world.. until I realize I could never own one. :( Tags: tired baby sloth Views: 2011 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If only I could 1. have a little girl as cool as this one 2. own a camel. .... and 3. own a sloth. Tags: girl camel Views: 17011 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolRed Pandas Like to French Kiss
Awww, two pandas kissing! This is either the result of true love or years of unnatural confinement in a cage. Thinking that it is love and not cruelty lets me sleep at night. Tags: red panda kiss Views: 6084 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It is amazing how flammable these products are that you put in your hair. Good thing I stick to gasoline. Tags: ring of fire Views: 1634 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm not sure how a headset is able to interpret what you're thinking, but I'm pretty sure it's a mixture of voodoo and Satanism. Tags: mind control video games Views: 7652 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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As the laziest person in America, it is my job to give this invention two thumbs up. If only they could invent a robot that would take over the job of raising children.. and call it some combination of "X" and "box"... Tags: robot plays fetch dog Views: 2692 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This man somehow combined the piano and the guitar into one frenzy of a good time... I think he met Satan at the cross roads. Tags: lap guitar Views: 4032 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
