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So maybe this David Blaine has a drawn on goatee, but the look into the camera is spot on. Tags: David Blaine funny spoof Views: 2512 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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Now don't laugh, she's just dizzy from puking after every meal. But damn, isn't she pretty? Tags: miss USA falls Views: 721 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyBaby Gets Beamed With a Football
Judging by the happy gurgling sounds the baby made, I'm sure it didn't hurt. Either that or he is now a just a little slow. Tags: baby hit by football Views: 4279 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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For a second, I thought the kid was going to do a full flip and their head would fly off. But alas, it did not. Tags: soccer ball in face kid Views: 852 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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And not just two wallabies. Four, count em, four wallabies getting their jollies. I always knew they were better than kangaroos. Tags: wallabies sex funny zoo Views: 1440 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyPyscho Deer Attacks an Innocent Dog
The next time I go on a walk through the woods I'm bringing a shotgun so Bambi doesn't go crazy on my pooch. Tags: crazy deer attacks little dog mean wildlife Views: 12456 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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The police pulled this guy over for dancing around while driving his car. Now as they're trying to interview him he can't stop making faces. God Bless crack. Tags: drugged out russian crazy faces police interview Views: 1111 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Either this girl is pathetic enough to fake being drunk to get this on tape or she really is a lame ass singing about her green shoes. Tags: drunk roommate roomie sings in hall Views: 1038 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I don't honestly think being smacked with a three inch wide stick should result in blood curdling screams. But hey, what do I know, I'm not a pussy. Tags: guy hit with stick Views: 1072 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If you hump Danny Bonaduce, you're going to get your ass beat. It's well known that he is the next, albeit more drunk, Chuck Norris. Tags: danny bonaduce jonny fairplay reality tv knock out Views: 2011 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Yes this may be a fight to the death, but you know as well as I do that you can't stop laughing because they are using their fucking NECKS. Tags: giraffes fighting in the wild Views: 947 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Chuck Norris would be proud of this hybrid's existence, but he would immediately karate chop him in the eye for being a failure. Tags: cowboy ninja moves drunk Views: 873 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyMonkey Makes a Puppy his Bitch
Near the end the monkey decides to ride the puppy like a fuzzy little horse. Now the only confusing part is why they put this to the Jesus Christ Superstar soundtrack... Tags: monkey rides puppy Views: 1584 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Even babies know that if they spin around 100 times they're going to be dizzy, but somehow this asshole was completely surprised when he slammed into a filing cabinet. Tags: spins in chair falls into cabinet Views: 1308 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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In order to defend Taco Bell's honor, this guy assaults McDonald's workers by throwing burritos. Well played, sir. Tags: throws tacos burritos at workers Views: 1157 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is what you're thinking everytime a 90 year old corpse is in front of you at Giant Eagle. Please note his demonic voice throughout the entire skit. Tags: john pinette get out of line Views: 1618 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Matt Damon flips out on Jimmy Kimmel for being a huge jackass and now, quite frankly, everyone is a little fearful of Matt Damon's wrath. Tags: matt damon jimmy kimmel Views: 2267 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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True enough, these guys should have left her alone... but her response of twenty "piss off's" was delightful. Tags: mean old woman Views: 1385 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyBig Retard Takes Darts in his Ass
Taking darts in the ass has got to be a metaphor for taking penises in the ass. Not much of a metaphor. Tags: darts in ass Views: 4109 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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How is anyone supposed to take him seriously when it looks like he mugged Elton John and is now wearing all of his shit? Tags: psychic pranked Views: 2240 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If I had an identical twin we'd be pulling tricks all day. But not quite like this one. Tags: twins mirror trick Views: 11593 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I love her. Not only is she really messed up, but she does a drugged out rendition of her Rehab song. Tags: Amy Winehouse drugged Views: 2412 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If she does this when she is annoyed with just a photographer, imagine what she does with her kids. I have a feeling she carries a cattleprod in her baby bag. Tags: Britney Spears runs over photographer Views: 955 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Now this might seem cruel, but they DID give it a parachute. Tags: frog shot spudgun Views: 2511 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is what morning shows get for having an enormous glass window behind them. They are just asking for bare asses to be showing up during their shows. Tags: mooning Canadian morning show Views: 914 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I know, I feel the same way about two ply. Tags: cat attacks toilet paper Views: 1684 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I thought college was all about sexual experimentation and blow - now I know it's about degredation and yelling. Tags: dean smacks student Views: 1682 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I don't know which bright mind in New Zealand thought of this, but they need to be shot and dipped into acid. Tags: killer sheep movie Views: 1559 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyDoor Gets the Crap Beaten out of It
So not only is this guy puking, but he is puking while a door falls on top of him. Tags: door falls in Views: 966 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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God really does prayers. I need to stock up on holy water. Tags: salma boobs Views: 12348 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Oh no! What is this thing attached to my body? I must kill it! Tags: retarded dog Views: 1403 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Some strung out "psychic" decides to use force to try and prove that he is psychic. If Chris Angel was a real magician he would have jacked that guy up. Tags: Phenomenon contestant Chris Angel Views: 1802 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyJerry Seinfeld Rips into Larry King
This old alien needs to learn not to mess with Jerry Seinfield. Instead, go eat some Metamucil. Tags: Seinfeld Larry King Views: 2139 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyFatty Wrecks a Moped Hard
The combination of the gelatinous ass crack and stomach pouch flying over those handlebars actually makes me a little excited. I can has cheezburger?! Tags: fatty wrecks moped Views: 1935 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I learned something new today. 1. Squirrels box. 2. Squirrels can play dead. 3. Someone had enough time on their hands to film squirrels on their roof. Tags: squirrel plays dead Views: 2089 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Now the skeptic in me says this is all planned, but if not, bitch be owned. Tags: webcam girl busted Views: 4317 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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What their exact motivation to do this was, I do not know. I do know one thing though- it is damn near impossible to get Sharpie off of your skin. Good luck future date-less girls. Tags: harder bodies faster stronger Views: 39854 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I saw this coming from a mile away and all I could think of is YESSSSSS. Tags: model crash snowboarder Views: 1639 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's just a little too eerie how the voices line up with the lip movements. Cats are planning to kill us all, I just know it. Tags: cat conversation Views: 1894 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I think this is a very obvious clue that you shouldn't be leaving little Kimmy alone with Daddy anymore. Tags: kid afraid of dad Views: 12792 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyGrandma Reacts to 2 Girls 1 Cup
And why not share two girls' shitting and puking festivities with dear old grandma? Tags: grandma reaction 2 girls 1 cup Views: 2087 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Adding the location of the 7-11 and videotaping themselves doing this was a particularly brilliant touch. I hope to find them in the Darwin Awards a year from now. Tags: piss on burrito Views: 1203 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyTiny Dog Owns Huge Cat
The little guy wanted some action, and he took what he could get. After all, the little nerd was wearing a plaid sweater. It's not all poodles and palmeranians for this dood. Tags: dog humps cat Views: 5816 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyA Wobbly Ladder and a Big Moron
You see, in order to fly, you have to MISS when you throw yourself at the ground. Idiot. Tags: guy jumps snowman ground Views: 724 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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So when were you naughty enough to recieve a spanking? Tags: dirty news anchor Views: 3288 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's hard to believe that there are people dumb enough not to research the celebrity that they are going to interview. Kevin Spacey has no hair. John Cusack does. Simple. Tags: john cusack kevin spacey interview Views: 1820 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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No one knows what the words are in this Waking the Cadaver song.. so why not make up your own? Hil. Arious. Tags: shredded wheat music video Views: 701 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I personally think Hillary should be back in the White House... someone needs to iron the President's shirt. Ignore all of the Hillary "talking" part afterwards. Tags: iron my shirt hillary Views: 1077 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm not exactly sure why towing a canoe over frozen ground and up a ramp is a good idea, but apparently some people in the world are idiots. Tags: canoe jump ouch Views: 826 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I can give you twenty good reasons not to work at a snake store. This is number 13. Tags: snake store employee bit Views: 3626 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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No wonder why skaters are so emo, they're always hitting their heads on rock hard cement. Tags: skater hits head on cement ouch fall Views: 761 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I don't know what is more pathetic: his attempt at this flip or the fact that he is trying to impress 13 year old girls. Tags: cheerleading coach drunk flip fall Views: 972 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Dirt bikes and big air are awesome. But it is not awesome when your dirt bike is seperated from you by big air.
Tags: failed superman dirtbike accident Views: 1147 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Someone needs to explain to this guy that being engulfed in flames isnt't typically a good drinking activity. Tags: failed fire shot liquid burning Views: 762 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Whatever weird mix of breakdancing and ballet he was trying needs to be stopped. As in, now. Tags: failed dance move smash face Views: 1059 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulHorrible Head Smash on a Rail
I highly suggest this guy takes up knitting instead of snowboarding. Or drooling, since I'm pretty sure he is mentally retarded now. Tags: snowboard accident Views: 702 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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You are on a very narrow, rocky cliff that's many many feet high. Why not take a little procaution and NOT fall down the side? Tags: mountain biker falls Views: 822 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Remember seeing giant puzzle rings at a Discovery channel store and always wondering what they were used for - now you know. Tags: giant spike ring piercing Views: 655 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulBaby Gets Owned by a Piano
Isn't it strange how it took the baby 5 minutes to realize it was in pain. Momma, you might want to stop dropping Charlie on his head. Tags: baby slams hands piano Views: 2786 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulHorrendous Slam Dunk Attempt
Practicing a slam dunk will never help this guy, especially since he is now semi-retarded from that impact. Tags: bad slam dunk Views: 1415 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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So maybe that's not what they meant to do, but watching his balls get pulverized is pretty entertaining. Tags: crashes bike into cart Views: 1146 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is what people get for not listening to their first grade teacher with lunch lady arms. Tags: people getting hit by cars Views: 1473 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulFrench Runner Pwns Himself
He might have lost the race, but he has to go into the record books for being the only man alive to be knocked out by a train moving at 2mph. Tags: runner knocked out Views: 1184 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Little did Akeem know, there was a big fucking bomb in the road ahead of him. Tags: civilian IED Views: 1376 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Well if nothing else, he can now join the Ladies gymnast team. Tags: pole vault nut smash Views: 2374 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This kid gets fucked up by this slide not once, but twice. Momma tard might want to consider locking little Jimmy up in a cage. Tags: kid slams face on slide Views: 1697 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm not sure if Preparation H will cover this. Tags: firework in butt Views: 2810 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Absolute truths are very rare to discover, but I know one for certain: lions will kick your ass, even if you have a gun the size of Kenya. Tags: lion charges hunter Views: 3418 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I would have thought nearly shattering my shins on impact after impact would be a lot of fun... now I am starting to reconsider. Tags: skateboard off roof Views: 2236 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm sure it would have been easier to ride down the hill than to get a vehicle flipped on top of your body, dude. Tags: four wheeler flip Views: 5741 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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At the end of the day she is going to know if maggots taste like chicken... and that's just sad. Tags: drunk girl eats maggots Views: 3367 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Following the first protestors shouts of "war criminal" the security guards just start throwing everyone the hell out. You would have thought that they were setting people on fire, not wearing pink crowns (???). Tags: protestor condoleezza Views: 1601 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeChris Crocker Hates 9/11
Chris Crocker, the one who screamed and cried for everyone to leave Britney Spears alone, is now surprisingly cold when it comes to 9/11. Tags: Chris Crocker 9/11 Britney Spears Views: 1550 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Some crazy voodoo magic is making this ice cold water FREEZE in the middle of the desert. I know there was a reason I didn't want to live in Iraq. Tags: water freezing instantly desert soldiers ice Views: 2326 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm not sure if his bones are even connected to each other. I'll call Dr. House and see if it's possible. Tags: rubber boy bends himself in half Views: 651 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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In a few months little elerhinos (rhinephants?) will be running around, because that rhino is sure as hell thinking "I want you. I need you. Oh baby. Oh baby." Tags: elephant humps rhino Views: 11464 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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To all men: if she can bench press you, you should not be aroused by her. Her and her huge muscles are like the Mona Lisa, look but never ever fucking touch. Tags: body builder woman huge muscles Views: 12597 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If you love hippos, swimming pools, zoos or stew, you certainly won't anymore. Tags: hippo takes dump in pool gross Views: 1356 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeCat Going Nuts on a Dogs Tit
So the whole interspecies thing is cool now? Awesome. I'll go tell my goat. Tags: cat sucking on dogs nipple Views: 789 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Hannibal the camel devours his dead friend. This image is disturbing enough, but the evil sound that camel makes will haunt my dreams forever. Tags: cannibal camel Views: 1726 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Just looking at this puts bile in my throat, and he just jumps on in like its a day at the waterpark. Ew. Tags: boy jumps sewer Views: 907 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's funny how this boy had more sense than most teenagers. I'm sure they wouldn't have done the same in that situation; if anything, the would have loaded up the mom with another tequila shot. Tags: boy calls 911 Views: 1083 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Using the oil from one large McDonald's french fry, this guy "paints" this enormous picture. I don't think I will be having fast food for a while. Tags: french fry painting Views: 36017 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeTiger Gleefully Sodomizes a Dog
Tigers today are nothing but hooligans; having pig babies (Google it) and wild sex with dogs. Tags: tiger sex dog Views: 5679 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeAnother Man Eats a Live Critter
I'm not sure if this mouse is fake, but I still have bile forcing its way into my mouth. Tags: live mouse eaten Views: 485 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is how my whorish cousin's throat looked after she deep throated a large man named Eduardo for 15 hours. She can only eat applesauce now. Tags: weird throat Views: 1031 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Little does the owner know, the cat just leaked cat semen all over his pants. Confusion? No, no. Orgasm. Tags: cat scratches butt Views: 1852 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's incredible that although this girl is horribly deformed, her brain still functions normally. Crazy!!! Tags: clover leaf skull syndrome Views: 7935 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I have no clue how all of that could come from someone's skin. It looked like rope... or spaghetti. Tags: back zit gross Views: 2717 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeMan Sucks in His Entire Face
I bet if you can make your face look like a giant vagina, you get a lot of trim. Not that you'd need it. Tags: man sucks in face Views: 1370 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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And the funny thing is, the pot would be better for you than anything else you could buy at McDonalds. On a different note, whats up with the freak in the monkey hat? Tags: Views: 1622 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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An enormous parasitic worm unfurls out of a dead cricket. I don't know about you, but I would start stockpiling shotguns. Humans are next! Tags: cricket parasite Views: 2222 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Some unattractive man runs around naked on the streets. Apparently no one seems to care. Tags: naked man Views: 786 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If this came out of my cha during labor, I'm pretty sure I'd just shove it back in. It's obviously not done yet. Poor guy. Tags: heart outside of baby body Views: 1325 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I thank God every day for people who have enough time on their hands to film stuff like this. Tags: exploding watermelon Views: 1677 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Ignore the first minute of boredom to see the grossest drunk guy in the world. Tags: drunk guy throws up sips Views: 662 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolMagic Bat Stuns Announcers
I don't believe the announcer who said it'd never happen in a 100 years, because I'm pretty sure it just DID. Tags: magic bat Views: 1870 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolHow to Rip Off a Coke Machine
Now you know how to steal from the Coke machine that stole from you millions of times. Revenge is sweet. Tags: Coke machine money hack Views: 10027 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If only this gun was in Halo 3. I'd be killin' some fools. Tags: automatic handgun hack Views: 1556 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I had three kids and two grandchildren within the time it took for these people to make this.
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It's sad that this didn't make it to the public... nerds would be pwning noobs left and right all day long with it's handy dandy travel size. Tags: halo on nintendo ds Views: 1326 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Trusting their lives to a mesh material in their armpits and below their crotch seems to be a bit of a stretch. Good luck not splattering to pieces you guys. Tags: high base jumping Views: 960 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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In the other video running around the web, the hoodlums only used two ingredients. When this guy tries it, it does NOT work! Then he shows you how they really did it. Cool! Tags: mountain dew fake glow Views: 21182 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolHow NOT to Die by Zombie Attack
Use your head- cut off theirs. Tags: zombie attack Views: 5998 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I could stare at this literally for hours. His hands are sex. Watch and be hypnotized. Tags: amazing drum solo Views: 423408 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If I had a 1,000 gallon pool in my backyard, I'd buy some dolphins. You know, to play fetch and have sex with. Tags: dolphin tennis ball Views: 1114 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Not to mention fish that are radioactively huge. Now to go home and bangs the womenfolk. Tags: catches huge fish bare handed Views: 2374 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The anchor is ridiculously brave for apologizing to the audience while a potential raging inferno (aka- a blown light) is above her. Tags: CNN fire on set Views: 1428 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I know this is impressive, but you should see what I can do with an elbow. Tags: man plays guitar feet Views: 3291 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Which is more amazing? That this 35' tall tree is in GUAM or there is yet another light show to this song? Tags: huge tree christmas lights Views: 1064 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolSubaru with Tracks Instead of Wheels
When life gives you snow, put huge tracks on your car. It only makes sense. Tags: subaru with tracks Views: 171561 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I always thought it was cool when I got the day off from school because of snow. Getting the day off because of death by landslide wouldn't be as fun. Tags: landslide in chile Views: 1202 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolPhotoshop Makes Pamela Anderson Hot
I didn't realize how ugly her face was until just now. Tags: Pamela Anderson photoshop Views: 2115 Rating: Posted By: Admin |