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Her hip thrusting and "blow my whistle bitch" will be forever engrained in memory. Tags: girl dancing blow my whistle Views: 2445 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyPyscho Deer Attacks an Innocent Dog
The next time I go on a walk through the woods I'm bringing a shotgun so Bambi doesn't go crazy on my pooch. Tags: crazy deer attacks little dog mean wildlife Views: 14071 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyIdiot on QVC Falls Off a Ladder
Yes, I'll go right out and buy that ladder because I enjoy breaking my back on live TV. Tags: qvc ladder fall Views: 6985 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The most artistic moment was when the atv rolled slowly over the second kid on the ground and I pissed my pants. Tags: two guys crash atv stunt Views: 1774 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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Matt Damon flips out on Jimmy Kimmel for being a huge jackass and now, quite frankly, everyone is a little fearful of Matt Damon's wrath. Tags: matt damon jimmy kimmel Views: 3766 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I love her. Not only is she really messed up, but she does a drugged out rendition of her Rehab song. Tags: Amy Winehouse drugged Views: 5807 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Oh no! What is this thing attached to my body? I must kill it! Tags: retarded dog Views: 2429 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyWee Kitty Loves Bread
This is actually the same fight I would put up if someone would try to steal my biscuit. Tags: kitty loves bread Views: 7507 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyHamster Gets Pwned by his Own Wheel
These rodents are on crack, but aren't they fun to watch? The only thing my hamster does is poop and bite her cage. She died last week from a tragic toss into a dumpster. Tags: crazy hamsters Views: 2365 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I think this is a very obvious clue that you shouldn't be leaving little Kimmy alone with Daddy anymore. Tags: kid afraid of dad Views: 13488 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If I turned on my favorite show and Dr. House said my boyfriend was dumping me, I'm pretty sure I'd be cool with it. Tags: man dumps girlfriend on live tv Views: 2189 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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My new goal in life- follow celebrities around dressed like a bum in order to get a hundred bucks. Tags: paris hilton bum dollars Views: 1898 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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I personally think Hillary should be back in the White House... someone needs to iron the President's shirt. Ignore all of the Hillary "talking" part afterwards. Tags: iron my shirt hillary Views: 2009 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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That's what you get when your girlfriend is a heinous bitch and you publicly humiliate Matt Damon. Tags: Sarah Silverman Matt Damon fucking Views: 8839 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Combining my two obsessions, The Beatles and zombie flicks, seems far fetched but it goes together quite well. Eerie. Tags: the beales zombies Views: 1570 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyJimmys F*cking Ben Affleck
Jimmy Kimmel gets revenge after Sarah Silverman dropped the bomb live and told him she was f*cking Matt Damon. It's on! Tags: jimmy kimmel ben affleck Views: 1993 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Priests are notorious for bad vision. After all, Father Mullins claimed that he was just reaching for the Holy Water sprinkler whenever he molested little Timmy. I'm sure that's always the case. Tags: priest blesses microphone Views: 2671 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Mothers should know it take one or two hands to wave "hi"... apparently this one did not. Tags: toddler falls off swing Views: 7926 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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I ended up launching myself on a classmate whenever we played heads up 7up... it's a very common fear, deadly head taps. Tags: crazy woman courtroom tap Views: 3361 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulVideo of an Insane Fire
I bet being fully engulfed in that fire would really hurt. Tags: myer hobart fire september 22 blaze Views: 1210 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This kid gets fucked up by this slide not once, but twice. Momma tard might want to consider locking little Jimmy up in a cage. Tags: kid slams face on slide Views: 2759 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I scream like this when I get embarassed too... and my knee could be perfectly fine. Tags: french skier Views: 1904 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I would have thought nearly shattering my shins on impact after impact would be a lot of fun... now I am starting to reconsider. Tags: skateboard off roof Views: 3217 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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My theory is that his outfit lessened his aerodynamics and sense of good taste. Tags: mountain board accident Views: 1474 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If these people are worshipping this kid for his monkey tail, I wonder if I can get a group to worship me for my third nipple. Just a thought. Tags: boy with tail monkey Views: 5144 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeCat Going Nuts on a Dogs Tit
So the whole interspecies thing is cool now? Awesome. I'll go tell my goat. Tags: cat sucking on dogs nipple Views: 1518 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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His pickup line is "Hey ladies, wanna see me get freaky with my own ass?" Yeah I'm sure that doesn't work dood. Tags: gives self wedgie Views: 1924 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Hannibal the camel devours his dead friend. This image is disturbing enough, but the evil sound that camel makes will haunt my dreams forever. Tags: cannibal camel Views: 2648 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Just looking at this puts bile in my throat, and he just jumps on in like its a day at the waterpark. Ew. Tags: boy jumps sewer Views: 1830 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeAnother Man Eats a Live Critter
I'm not sure if this mouse is fake, but I still have bile forcing its way into my mouth. Tags: live mouse eaten Views: 1210 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is how my whorish cousin's throat looked after she deep throated a large man named Eduardo for 15 hours. She can only eat applesauce now. Tags: weird throat Views: 1917 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If this came out of my cha during labor, I'm pretty sure I'd just shove it back in. It's obviously not done yet. Poor guy. Tags: heart outside of baby body Views: 2089 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Since Valentine's Day is around the corner, I thought I'd share the craziest mating ritual I've ever seen... aside from when band geeks clean each other's spit valves. (Is there another bird video?! My God..) Tags: dancing birds Views: 1561 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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"The mosquito" and it's extremely high pitch that can only be heard by teenagers will be used to clear crowds, parties, and other gala events. Next stop- creating an evil teenage army. Tags: high pitched noise Views: 2059 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeSliding an Eye Out of Its Socket
This new age pirate's eye is so sick. If this is some sort of camera trickery I puked onto my keyboard for nothing. :( Tags: fake eye socket Views: 2730 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If some chick can give spirit fingers while being badly hurt on a stretcher, she gets an A in my book. That's badass. Tags: cheerleader stretcher fall Views: 2379 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If I had a 1,000 gallon pool in my backyard, I'd buy some dolphins. You know, to play fetch and have sex with. Tags: dolphin tennis ball Views: 2078 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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My parents gave me a hamster.... then this kid's python ate it. Tags: pet python Views: 1627 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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As the laziest person in America, it is my job to give this invention two thumbs up. If only they could invent a robot that would take over the job of raising children.. and call it some combination of "X" and "box"... Tags: robot plays fetch dog Views: 2692 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
