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Her hip thrusting and "blow my whistle bitch" will be forever engrained in memory. Tags: girl dancing blow my whistle Views: 1978 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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Who cares what this girl's name is, she gets slapped off of her chair. Pure gold. Tags: slapped in the face Views: 3108 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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So maybe this David Blaine has a drawn on goatee, but the look into the camera is spot on. Tags: David Blaine funny spoof Views: 3049 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Now don't laugh, she's just dizzy from puking after every meal. But damn, isn't she pretty? Tags: miss USA falls Views: 1018 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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This monkey was going to town surrounded by a crowd of young men...interesting. Tags: Monkey horny funny Views: 2551 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyBaby Gets Beamed With a Football
Judging by the happy gurgling sounds the baby made, I'm sure it didn't hurt. Either that or he is now a just a little slow. Tags: baby hit by football Views: 4895 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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For a second, I thought the kid was going to do a full flip and their head would fly off. But alas, it did not. Tags: soccer ball in face kid Views: 1250 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This fits so perfectly I could scream... explaining why I watched it twenty times. Tags: family guy chris crocker Views: 2479 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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And not just two wallabies. Four, count em, four wallabies getting their jollies. I always knew they were better than kangaroos. Tags: wallabies sex funny zoo Views: 1849 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I don't think the routine originally included fly by bitchslaps. Tags: cheerleader accident slap Views: 1916 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Two ridiculous dancers are competing for who is the bigger dancing moron, and one of them happen to fall offstage. We have a winner! Tags: dancer falls offstage dance off Views: 1145 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyPyscho Deer Attacks an Innocent Dog
The next time I go on a walk through the woods I'm bringing a shotgun so Bambi doesn't go crazy on my pooch. Tags: crazy deer attacks little dog mean wildlife Views: 13134 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The police pulled this guy over for dancing around while driving his car. Now as they're trying to interview him he can't stop making faces. God Bless crack. Tags: drugged out russian crazy faces police interview Views: 1564 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyCompany Interviews a Very Drunk Man
This is a pretty cruel company for purposely interviewing a drunk man, but hell, who cares. Tags: drunk man interviewed falls asleep laughs Views: 1768 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyHuge IED in the Desert
How do the soldiers put up with Irritable Erotic Dancers? Damn. Tags: IED desert road blow up Views: 1434 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyDrinking Gatorade is Brutal
The strategic planning that went into this didn't pay off. Poor guy. Tags: cap on gatorade drink kyle busch Views: 2270 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyRats Find Something to Laugh About
Animals can apparently laugh; and someone spent years of research on finding that out. Tags: laughing rats cool funny animals Views: 3918 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If an animal's ass is better than two feet across, don't stand behind it please. That goes for women, too. Tags: horse fart in face Views: 3282 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyInsane Coach Spazzes Out
Someone must have eaten his Wheaties. And when I say Wheaties I mean crack.
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Category: FunnySatanic Dog Caught on Film
Instead of giving that thing a bath, they should have been driving stakes through its heart. Tags: evil dog from hell growling Views: 2314 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Funhouses being able to rape people is complete news to me. Good thing it didn't decide to get randy in the room that was just a big spinning tube, although it'd be more appropriate. Tags: fun house woman falls prank Views: 1904 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Either this girl is pathetic enough to fake being drunk to get this on tape or she really is a lame ass singing about her green shoes. Tags: drunk roommate roomie sings in hall Views: 1537 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyDouche Blatantly Rips Off Dane Cook
His delivery is exactly the same as Dane's, rendering him completely unfunny and full of doucheness. If you disagree I will personally stab him in the jaw. I credit Dane for that spectacular move. Tags: blatant dane cook rip off douche Views: 1680 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Her (failed) attempts at avoiding talking about prison make me light up like a light bulb. Or like a smoker who tried to quit cold turkey. Tags: paris hilton owned david letterman prison Views: 2760 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I don't honestly think being smacked with a three inch wide stick should result in blood curdling screams. But hey, what do I know, I'm not a pussy. Tags: guy hit with stick Views: 1404 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If you hump Danny Bonaduce, you're going to get your ass beat. It's well known that he is the next, albeit more drunk, Chuck Norris. Tags: danny bonaduce jonny fairplay reality tv knock out Views: 2444 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Yes this may be a fight to the death, but you know as well as I do that you can't stop laughing because they are using their fucking NECKS. Tags: giraffes fighting in the wild Views: 1389 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Someone might want to tell him he has a little something on his face before he goes in front of a camera again. Tags: russian drunk messes up interview Views: 1724 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyFat Kid Shaking His Monumental Ass
This kid has got sexy written all over him...from the saggy tits to the tighty whities. RED HOT! Tags: fat kid dances to ms new booty Views: 1988 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's always amazing to see your great aunt Mildred get krunk. Tags: older woman drunk at wedding Views: 1607 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Chuck Norris would be proud of this hybrid's existence, but he would immediately karate chop him in the eye for being a failure. Tags: cowboy ninja moves drunk Views: 1192 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyIdiot on QVC Falls Off a Ladder
Yes, I'll go right out and buy that ladder because I enjoy breaking my back on live TV. Tags: qvc ladder fall Views: 6425 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyMonkey Makes a Puppy his Bitch
Near the end the monkey decides to ride the puppy like a fuzzy little horse. Now the only confusing part is why they put this to the Jesus Christ Superstar soundtrack... Tags: monkey rides puppy Views: 2183 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Even babies know that if they spin around 100 times they're going to be dizzy, but somehow this asshole was completely surprised when he slammed into a filing cabinet. Tags: spins in chair falls into cabinet Views: 1725 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The most artistic moment was when the atv rolled slowly over the second kid on the ground and I pissed my pants. Tags: two guys crash atv stunt Views: 1423 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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In order to defend Taco Bell's honor, this guy assaults McDonald's workers by throwing burritos. Well played, sir. Tags: throws tacos burritos at workers Views: 1602 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is what you're thinking everytime a 90 year old corpse is in front of you at Giant Eagle. Please note his demonic voice throughout the entire skit. Tags: john pinette get out of line Views: 2090 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Matt Damon flips out on Jimmy Kimmel for being a huge jackass and now, quite frankly, everyone is a little fearful of Matt Damon's wrath. Tags: matt damon jimmy kimmel Views: 2850 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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While the paparazzi swarm around the two girls, some crazy woman decides to heckle Britney. Jamie Lynn responds by telling her to get the fuck out. Nice, Ms. Spears! Tags: Britney Spears yelling at woman Views: 1700 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyBig Retard Takes Darts in his Ass
Taking darts in the ass has got to be a metaphor for taking penises in the ass. Not much of a metaphor. Tags: darts in ass Views: 4934 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is the type of guy you want to take home to momma...so he can light his farts on fire for her. Tags: fart on fire Views: 1048 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Instead of giggling and getting embarassed, I would have been punching that woman in the mouth. Or better yet, I'd be making her kiss some monkeys. Tags: girls kiss monkeys Views: 2274 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Getting caught masturbating has to be in the top five of a college guy's most feared list. Number four is crying over a letter from mom. Tags: guy caught masturbating Views: 4601 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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This actually reminds me of the singer-dancer relationship Britney Spears had with Kevin Federline. Tags: dog humps dance Views: 2247 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This may be older, but the pricelessness of... HELLO? NAH, JUST WATCHING A VIDEO. .. .. A VIDEO. YEAH. WHAT? Tags: trigger happy tv Views: 1251 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I bet this guy really regrets missing that one day of forklift training where they taught you how to drive. Tags: forklift crash Views: 1684 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyHome Shopping Network Battery Fire
Home shopping networks have always been prime places to watch dumbass mistakes. Tags: battery catches fire Views: 1545 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Watching this happen on live tv is almost as good as watching someone get shot. His reaction is hilarious! Tags: fire alarm conan obrien Views: 2380 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The most confusing part of the whole video was that Shaolin monks were actually present to create the gaping hole. Tags: monk hole model fall Views: 1874 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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How is anyone supposed to take him seriously when it looks like he mugged Elton John and is now wearing all of his shit? Tags: psychic pranked Views: 2720 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If I had an identical twin we'd be pulling tricks all day. But not quite like this one. Tags: twins mirror trick Views: 253954 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I love her. Not only is she really messed up, but she does a drugged out rendition of her Rehab song. Tags: Amy Winehouse drugged Views: 3482 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This little dude gives new meaning to the term "horn dog". Tags: dog humps kid Views: 1718 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnySeagull Gets Nailed by a Dolphin
That dolphin knew what it was doing...jackass! Tags: dolphin hits bird Views: 1777 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If she does this when she is annoyed with just a photographer, imagine what she does with her kids. I have a feeling she carries a cattleprod in her baby bag. Tags: Britney Spears runs over photographer Views: 1441 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This was the slowest crash in history. The drunk driver actually put serious thought into how he was going to fuck up that store front. Congrats! Tags: drunk driver 7 11 Views: 1294 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This animal has the best of both worlds; a camel toe and a horse cock. Tags: camel horse hybrid Views: 11881 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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During a live taping of his show, some protestors in the audience interrupt Bill Maher to the point of him flipping out and calling security on them. Tags: bill maher protestors Views: 1563 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Instead of just writing former "Miss New Zealand" Rachel Huljich a ticket, this forklift operator attempts to move her Maserati out of a construction zone. Attempt is the key word. Tags: Maserati flip forklift Views: 1709 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The wisdom of a black man in the woods surpasses all others. BITCH. Tags: unforgivable black guy Views: 5151 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I always knew Marge was a little skank. But that cheating whore gets what she deserves! Tags: Quagmire Simpsons Views: 2871 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyHardcore Wheelchair Riding
Ironically, the guy in the wheelchair ends up as Stephen Hawking junior because of this video. Owned. Tags: wheelchair pull by car Views: 1186 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is what morning shows get for having an enormous glass window behind them. They are just asking for bare asses to be showing up during their shows. Tags: mooning Canadian morning show Views: 1355 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I thought college was all about sexual experimentation and blow - now I know it's about degredation and yelling. Tags: dean smacks student Views: 2075 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I don't know which bright mind in New Zealand thought of this, but they need to be shot and dipped into acid. Tags: killer sheep movie Views: 2042 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyMany Nuts Getting Crushed
A great collection of hilarious crotch hits and accidents - who doesn't love a grown man in tears? Tags: crotch hit Views: 1638 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The fact that he took crashing and dying very lightly makes me think that the passengers should have jumped off of the plane right then and there. Kudos to the man sneaking out his camera (and later crashing the plane because of it). Tags: funny flight attendant Views: 2950 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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What sort of genius can you expect from a video with jungle animal sounds in the background? A shit ton of genius. Tags: woman falls ladder Views: 2776 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyDoor Gets the Crap Beaten out of It
So not only is this guy puking, but he is puking while a door falls on top of him. Tags: door falls in Views: 1384 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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People need to stop giving their animals crack. Beating their children instead has much better results. Tags: Views: 1812 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyTubby Singer Falls Hard Onstage
The truly pathetic part is that "boyz" and "girlz" are signs at the back of the stage. This has gotta be some retarded version of the Warped Tour. With Queen songs. Tags: fat guy falls onstage Views: 1286 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Hey lady, if the love poem your man wrote for you starts out with how you like to eat ribs and hot dogs, I'm pretty sure you should start starving yourself. Tags: hick poem jerry springer Views: 3970 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Oh no! What is this thing attached to my body? I must kill it! Tags: retarded dog Views: 1811 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyRidiculously Horrible Woman Driver
Taking five hours to back out of a spot disgraces even the worst, mentally retarded woman driver. Tags: bad woman driver Views: 2576 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyJerry Seinfeld Rips into Larry King
This old alien needs to learn not to mess with Jerry Seinfield. Instead, go eat some Metamucil. Tags: Seinfeld Larry King Views: 2617 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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So THIS is the origin of the word "frisk." Tags: cop frisk penis Views: 2329 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This takes the beer-crushing jock to a new level. Tags: coconut head crush Views: 1435 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyFatty Wrecks a Moped Hard
The combination of the gelatinous ass crack and stomach pouch flying over those handlebars actually makes me a little excited. I can has cheezburger?! Tags: fatty wrecks moped Views: 2559 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The only thing I could think of throughout this whole video was how he looked like a Chihuahua attempting to sodomize a St. Bernard. Tags: skinny black man dancing Views: 2337 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyHamster Gets Pwned by his Own Wheel
These rodents are on crack, but aren't they fun to watch? The only thing my hamster does is poop and bite her cage. She died last week from a tragic toss into a dumpster. Tags: crazy hamsters Views: 2026 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The girl is sitting there lifeless. Look like this nukkah bought her a roofie-colada. Tags: caught banging in toilet Views: 5110 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The next time she gets stuck in a hole I say just shoot her. We'd do the same for a horse. Or a fat kid. Tags: fat woman stuck in ditch Views: 1612 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It'd be better if he was naked and it sprayed everywhere. But. Who does that? Tags: shit on bungee jump Views: 4748 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnySNLs Take on the Writers Strike
This Writers Guild of America strike is deeply affecting us all. If I miss an episode of House MD I might just swallow a gallon of cyanide. At least then they will have a script for a new episode. Tags: SNL on writers strike Views: 1032 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I learned something new today. 1. Squirrels box. 2. Squirrels can play dead. 3. Someone had enough time on their hands to film squirrels on their roof. Tags: squirrel plays dead Views: 2600 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyModern Day Exorcisms
If you don't believe in demonic possessions, at least watch this for the Asian chick growling at a preacher. Tags: Views: 9850 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Now the skeptic in me says this is all planned, but if not, bitch be owned. Tags: webcam girl busted Views: 5716 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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What their exact motivation to do this was, I do not know. I do know one thing though- it is damn near impossible to get Sharpie off of your skin. Good luck future date-less girls. Tags: harder bodies faster stronger Views: 43114 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I saw this coming from a mile away and all I could think of is YESSSSSS. Tags: model crash snowboarder Views: 1983 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's just a little too eerie how the voices line up with the lip movements. Cats are planning to kill us all, I just know it. Tags: cat conversation Views: 2385 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This man is so ridiculous that I am quite convinced that this is some sort of comedy. Tags: front fell off oil british Views: 1560 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I think this is a very obvious clue that you shouldn't be leaving little Kimmy alone with Daddy anymore. Tags: kid afraid of dad Views: 13168 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyGrandma Reacts to 2 Girls 1 Cup
And why not share two girls' shitting and puking festivities with dear old grandma? Tags: grandma reaction 2 girls 1 cup Views: 2656 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Just put a miniskirt and a halter top on her, and she'd give Alicia Silverstone a run for her money! Tags: little asian whatever Views: 4134 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Adding the location of the 7-11 and videotaping themselves doing this was a particularly brilliant touch. I hope to find them in the Darwin Awards a year from now. Tags: piss on burrito Views: 1688 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Cute cat or wild assassin? Tags: cat attacks cute dog Views: 10060 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyThis is How Stupid You Look
Take a look at this video of a kid freaking out over video games on a computer from yesteryear. You don't think you look this retarded? All of you do. Tags: computer game nerd Views: 1654 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Cheating whore? Tags: stuffed animal shooting Views: 1132 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyForklift Driver Forks Up Big Time
A forklift goes about 10mph and this guy was in an open warehouse. How do you fuck that up? Tags: forklift driver pulls off door Views: 1910 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This wee guy already has the bitch stare down. Future costar in the new Unforgiveable video... Tags: evil eye Views: 2151 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyTiny Dog Owns Huge Cat
The little guy wanted some action, and he took what he could get. After all, the little nerd was wearing a plaid sweater. It's not all poodles and palmeranians for this dood. Tags: dog humps cat Views: 6237 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I heard once that if you dump cold water on a sleeping Asian he'll turn into an egg roll. Tags: roommate prank water Views: 3215 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyA Wobbly Ladder and a Big Moron
You see, in order to fly, you have to MISS when you throw yourself at the ground. Idiot. Tags: guy jumps snowman ground Views: 1189 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If I turned on my favorite show and Dr. House said my boyfriend was dumping me, I'm pretty sure I'd be cool with it. Tags: man dumps girlfriend on live tv Views: 1828 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyTrigger Happy Tv Bowling Lessons
I've been using the Dutch technique since I was 16. Consequently, I've been kicked out of every bowling alley in the country. Tags: bowling lesson Views: 1996 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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My new goal in life- follow celebrities around dressed like a bum in order to get a hundred bucks. Tags: paris hilton bum dollars Views: 1519 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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So when were you naughty enough to recieve a spanking? Tags: dirty news anchor Views: 3819 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If you don't act like a douchebag, you won't get treated like a douchebag. I'm sure stealing a Javascript book and some Swedish fish wasn't worth it. Tags: shoplifter owned Views: 1636 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's hard to believe that there are people dumb enough not to research the celebrity that they are going to interview. Kevin Spacey has no hair. John Cusack does. Simple. Tags: john cusack kevin spacey interview Views: 2236 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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No one knows what the words are in this Waking the Cadaver song.. so why not make up your own? Hil. Arious. Tags: shredded wheat music video Views: 1004 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's surprising how many people were confusing Hillary Duff with Hillary "Two Testicle" Clinton. That should never, ever, ever, ever happen. Tags: hillary obama celebrity Views: 1274 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I personally think Hillary should be back in the White House... someone needs to iron the President's shirt. Ignore all of the Hillary "talking" part afterwards. Tags: iron my shirt hillary Views: 1495 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyGirl Gets a Painful Hanging Wedgie
Those panties must have been from the Steel Ass Floss collection at Victoria's Secret. 5 for $25. Tags: girl gets wedgie Views: 8873 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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And that donkey resembles that creepy uncle every single one of us has. Tags: horny donkey on beach Views: 4857 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyHamster Gives Himself a Blow Job
I'm sure most men wish they had this talent, but even men wouldn't be as excited as these two girls. Tags: masturbating hamster Views: 2829 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Debauchery and general dipshittery makes me tingle with happiness. Tags: drunk roommate Views: 6839 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I don't know what's sexier, the Oscar Meyer sticker or that Conan completely kicked John Wilkes Booth's ass. (Check out how hard he kicked him!) Tags: Views: 1980 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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That's what you get when your girlfriend is a heinous bitch and you publicly humiliate Matt Damon. Tags: Sarah Silverman Matt Damon fucking Views: 8329 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If there is a dancing poo in a tiger's ass, you know it's a good video. Set to music no less! Tags: japanese cartoon how to poop Views: 7466 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Nothing fuels a person with protein after a long, hard day of tennis like caterpillar. Tags: girl eats caterpillar Views: 4187 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Women need to realize their place in society; getting nailed by small, motorized cars. Tags: girl on bike RC car Views: 1733 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyWill Ferrell as George Dubya Bush
I'll miss George in 2009 and his mending of fences. Re-elect Will Ferrell!
Oh, he wasn't President? Tags: George W Bush Will Ferrell Views: 6059 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Combining my two obsessions, The Beatles and zombie flicks, seems far fetched but it goes together quite well. Eerie. Tags: the beales zombies Views: 1084 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyJimmys F*cking Ben Affleck
Jimmy Kimmel gets revenge after Sarah Silverman dropped the bomb live and told him she was f*cking Matt Damon. It's on! Tags: jimmy kimmel ben affleck Views: 1490 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Poor Ryan Seacrest was just attempting to pretend to be heterosexual with Jennifer Garner whenever this freak show jumped in. Run Jen, Run! Tags: ryan seacrest red carpet gary busey Views: 15402 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Priests are notorious for bad vision. After all, Father Mullins claimed that he was just reaching for the Holy Water sprinkler whenever he molested little Timmy. I'm sure that's always the case. Tags: priest blesses microphone Views: 1916 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I was truly disappointed when he didn't start foaming at the mouth whenever he practically abuses this junior reporter. I think someone needs a kick in the head. Tags: gary busey reporter rude Views: 10083 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyShes F*cking Seth Rogen
Anyone who encounters Seth's Jew-fro is sucked into his sexiness. Or something. Tags: seth rogan Views: 1728 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I guess it wasn't hip anymore to dance to Michael Jackson for these cons... but Soulja boy is so hot right now. Tags: Filipino prisoners soulja boy Views: 17433 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Literally. This dog has been playing too much Halo. Teabagging hurts. :( Tags: hunting dog horny deer Views: 14485 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The fact that I'm more excited about a Pixar film than anything else is very frightening, but this is bound to be movie gold! The robot is cuter than puppies covered in marshmallows for Pete's sake! Tags: wall e full length trailer Views: 4342 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Mothers should know it take one or two hands to wave "hi"... apparently this one did not. Tags: toddler falls off swing Views: 7261 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The best part of the video is the friend laughing hysterically in the background... it almost makes you think it's good! Tags: best impressions Views: 10759 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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When you have dirty, sweaty, Canadians you can't help but think it buddy and I don't blame you. You were talking about the hockey sticks, right? Tags: freudian slip hockey announcer Views: 1473 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyWhen Laughing Babies Go Wrong
Don't feel bad Junior, I get those two confused all of the time. I got thrown out of one of Dane Cook's shows for that very reason. Tags: funny laughing baby Views: 11629 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I ended up launching myself on a classmate whenever we played heads up 7up... it's a very common fear, deadly head taps. Tags: crazy woman courtroom tap Views: 2310 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Every once in a while I wake up next to Dr. Phil... but I don't think that's a dream. :( Tags: ellen page snl digital short Views: 1687 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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What's up with the old woman in the crazy white and red outfit watching? Tags: skater accident ouch Views: 1155 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Apparently her mother didn't tell her to look both ways before walking by someone breakdancing. Tags: breakdance kick girl Views: 1641 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm not exactly sure why towing a canoe over frozen ground and up a ramp is a good idea, but apparently some people in the world are idiots. Tags: canoe jump ouch Views: 1285 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This woman was able to lose control of a scooter going at the most 15mph. I'm pretty sure she deserves an award. Or a punch in the face. Tags: scooter crash woman Views: 1422 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's different when you mess up your own routine, but when you make failures out of three other 90 lb girls? Watch out. There are gunna be some killins tonight. Tags: gymast mistake pile up Views: 1567 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Cars and buses go flying all over a tunnel in Russia when winter hit and iced up the roads. I don't think they have ever heard of rock salt. Tags: russian tunnel car bus accidents Views: 1276 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulVideo of an Insane Fire
I bet being fully engulfed in that fire would really hurt. Tags: myer hobart fire september 22 blaze Views: 942 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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No wonder why skaters are so emo, they're always hitting their heads on rock hard cement. Tags: skater hits head on cement ouch fall Views: 1083 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I don't know what is more pathetic: his attempt at this flip or the fact that he is trying to impress 13 year old girls. Tags: cheerleading coach drunk flip fall Views: 1388 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Either he lost all of his teeth or he is internally bleeding. Yay blood! Tags: skater hits his face on board Views: 894 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Seeing that she had to down vodka just to endure a bikni wax, I'm guessing she shouldn't have kids. Tags: bikini wax ouch boyfriend Views: 24599 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Dirt bikes and big air are awesome. But it is not awesome when your dirt bike is seperated from you by big air.
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Someone needs to explain to this guy that being engulfed in flames isnt't typically a good drinking activity. Tags: failed fire shot liquid burning Views: 1188 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's just a snapped spine. Walk it off chick, walk it off. Tags: girl faceplants Views: 1449 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I hope he doesn't have the same reaction when his kid sister tries to scare him on Halloween in her Power Ranger costume. Tags: guy punches kid in face halloween prank Views: 2171 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Whatever weird mix of breakdancing and ballet he was trying needs to be stopped. As in, now. Tags: failed dance move smash face Views: 1522 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulFireworks Being Shot at a Saudi
His cleverly pathetic evasive movements aren't working out too well for him. Tags: saudi fireworks shot Views: 1223 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I always thought 20 foot tall flames would be a health hazard, but apparently it's just good plain fun. Tags: gets nailed by tennis ball Views: 2912 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If you're going to go down this hard after being hit with a hollow, fuzzy ball, it better have been wielded by a 8 foot giant named Galthorne. Tags: hit in the head with tennis ball Views: 1897 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Lucky the horses didn't snap their necks, or those cowboys would be going home with two big bottles of glue. Tags: wild horses crash full speed rodeo Views: 2422 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Let's take a second to analyze why the guy in the first few seconds was pretending to whack off. Tags: ankle snap skater jump Views: 1329 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulHorrible Head Smash on a Rail
I highly suggest this guy takes up knitting instead of snowboarding. Or drooling, since I'm pretty sure he is mentally retarded now. Tags: snowboard accident Views: 1005 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The best part about the whole video is that the douchebag kept trying to sell the ladder that collapsed underneath him. Tags: ladder collapse show Views: 1687 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Someone needs to tell these idiots that this isn't funny, it's most likely a form of torture in a third world country. Tags: drinks hot wax punch Views: 1707 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulGiant Python Bites Man on the Ass
I would think being in a waist deep river of bat shit would be worse than having a giant snake nibbling at your butt. Tags: giant python bites man Views: 1520 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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You are on a very narrow, rocky cliff that's many many feet high. Why not take a little procaution and NOT fall down the side? Tags: mountain biker falls Views: 1111 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Remember seeing giant puzzle rings at a Discovery channel store and always wondering what they were used for - now you know. Tags: giant spike ring piercing Views: 1071 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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His bones must be made of chalk if his shin broke in half from the other guy just running into it. Got milk? Tags: soccer player shin break Views: 1716 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Being rammed by a car through your store wall deserves a medal or possibly a giant, six-foot key to the city. Tags: guy gets hit through store wall Views: 1533 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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So is it a ritual to get shocked before you go scale a cliff, or were they just wearing those for fun? Tags: shocked taser Views: 4835 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulBaby Gets Owned by a Piano
Isn't it strange how it took the baby 5 minutes to realize it was in pain. Momma, you might want to stop dropping Charlie on his head. Tags: baby slams hands piano Views: 3549 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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He just blew his car to smithereens to protest paying $1.25 at a toll road. Good cause. Tags: toll booth crash Views: 1849 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulHorrendous Slam Dunk Attempt
Practicing a slam dunk will never help this guy, especially since he is now semi-retarded from that impact. Tags: bad slam dunk Views: 1747 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Cows have ir rough. Either someone is trying to kill them or sneak up on them to pull their tits. I think Asian girls go through the same thing as well... Tags: cow kicks face Views: 1706 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The only thing that matters is HOW he impaled his own head on an iron fence. Tags: impaled face Views: 1432 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I don't think breaking his neck into teeny tiny pieces was in his original plan. Tags: bad back flip Views: 1419 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I say she deserved it, seeing that she was standing behind the banner they were all about to charge through. Attention whore! Tags: cheerleader trampled Views: 1640 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Hey, it happens. You actually should feel worse about feeding your kid Oreos instead of broccoli. Tags: deer slams car Views: 7583 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's frightening how the rest of the douchebags don't even care that their friend is dying from a broken neck, even after they pulled him out of the water. Tags: messes around for camera backflip Views: 1897 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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So maybe that's not what they meant to do, but watching his balls get pulverized is pretty entertaining. Tags: crashes bike into cart Views: 1591 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is what people get for not listening to their first grade teacher with lunch lady arms. Tags: people getting hit by cars Views: 1904 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulFrench Runner Pwns Himself
He might have lost the race, but he has to go into the record books for being the only man alive to be knocked out by a train moving at 2mph. Tags: runner knocked out Views: 1613 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Little did Akeem know, there was a big fucking bomb in the road ahead of him. Tags: civilian IED Views: 1696 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Well if nothing else, he can now join the Ladies gymnast team. Tags: pole vault nut smash Views: 2793 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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After 45 minutes of dicking around and driving around the ramp, we finally get to see some punk get fucked up. Me likey. Tags: backflip crash 4wheeler Views: 5711 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Her slack body makes me think that this wasn't a good thing. Tags: diver smacks face Views: 2944 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulCriminal Mows Down his Girlfriend
What? Bitch didn't make chocolate pie for Thanksgiving. Tags: criminal runs over girlfriend Views: 2032 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This kid gets fucked up by this slide not once, but twice. Momma tard might want to consider locking little Jimmy up in a cage. Tags: kid slams face on slide Views: 2134 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Video #40,205 of a young idiot shooting himself with some sort of gun. Tags: bb gun to arm Views: 2145 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulWorlds Worst Cheerleading Rejects
Or perhaps they are geniuses- in a year, the double front tucked face slam will be in high schools across the country. Tags: face slam cheerleading Views: 2401 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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And I thought talking on his cell phone in front of others was rude. Tags: kicked in face Views: 14408 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm not sure if Preparation H will cover this. Tags: firework in butt Views: 3124 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I scream like this when I get embarassed too... and my knee could be perfectly fine. Tags: french skier Views: 1555 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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His rolling down the hill facefirst didn't seem to surprise anyone. In fact, they were still clapping! Tags: skier falls whistler air jordan Views: 1232 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Interesting that he dropped the one thing that would help him versus a deer. Pwned. Tags: deer attacks hunter Views: 2144 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Any bright idea that will be filmed will ultimately end in pain. Why hasn't anyone figured that out yet? Tags: treadmill ski Views: 1613 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Absolute truths are very rare to discover, but I know one for certain: lions will kick your ass, even if you have a gun the size of Kenya. Tags: lion charges hunter Views: 4421 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I would have thought nearly shattering my shins on impact after impact would be a lot of fun... now I am starting to reconsider. Tags: skateboard off roof Views: 2767 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I think he'll grow up to be a fine young man who jumps off of roofs onto pickup trucks. Tags: kid jumps misses pool Views: 2416 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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There is so much craziness in this video that I might have to assume it's fake- but the brilliant floppy flying of a kid down a flight of stairs still can be appreciated. =) Tags: falls down stairs Views: 1387 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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My theory is that his outfit lessened his aerodynamics and sense of good taste. Tags: mountain board accident Views: 1031 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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After hitting the wall, exploding, and getting slammed by another car, this driver walks away from the crash. I think he made a deal with the devil. Tags: bad race car crash Views: 1130 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Steep hills, adolescent boys and four wheels are always a good combination. Tags: skater hill crash Views: 7959 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The officer was fired after this woman ended up bruised and bleeding (although the video cuts out for an undetermined amount of time). I personally think she just had a whoopsie. Tags: woman pool blood Views: 1605 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's pretty pathetic whenever the camera crews won't even help a girl who is having some sort of medical attack. Maybe THEY took her sugar. What!? Tags: big brother suger hypoglycemic Views: 1951 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is what you get for rubbing yourself all over underage sluts inside of a club. Karma. Tags: beaten night club Views: 1831 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is what you get for being nice to nature. You get punched in the face by an elephant. Tags: elephant punch old man Views: 4291 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulDog Snacks on a Man's Face
You think blowing in your dog's face is funny... just wait until Fido is having an off day. Tags: dog bites face Views: 5 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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At the end of the day she is going to know if maggots taste like chicken... and that's just sad. Tags: drunk girl eats maggots Views: 4636 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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In order to fly a plane, you must go through rigorous pooping exercises. Or at least that's what this looks like. Tags: gforce training pilot Views: 1722 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is usually when someone fetches a blow up swimming pool and 10 gallons of mud. Tags: models catty Views: 5475 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Following the first protestors shouts of "war criminal" the security guards just start throwing everyone the hell out. You would have thought that they were setting people on fire, not wearing pink crowns (???). Tags: protestor condoleezza Views: 2132 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If these people are worshipping this kid for his monkey tail, I wonder if I can get a group to worship me for my third nipple. Just a thought. Tags: boy with tail monkey Views: 3292 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeChris Crocker Hates 9/11
Chris Crocker, the one who screamed and cried for everyone to leave Britney Spears alone, is now surprisingly cold when it comes to 9/11. Tags: Chris Crocker 9/11 Britney Spears Views: 2017 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeCrazy Wall Art Comes to Life
Someone on acid, heroin and weed envisioned this art and brought it to life. Thank goodness. Tags: wall art moving chalk Views: 1668 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Some crazy voodoo magic is making this ice cold water FREEZE in the middle of the desert. I know there was a reason I didn't want to live in Iraq. Tags: water freezing instantly desert soldiers ice Views: 2950 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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One day she'll look back and realize she had a handful of killing machines all over her body. Then ironically she'll die of a heart attack. Tags: scorpions little girl plays Views: 1101 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm sure hoping he did this for more than a Jolly Rancher, because I'm pretty sure that teeny python could have taken his left eye out a few times. Tags: man fights snake vicious scary Views: 1024 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm not sure if his bones are even connected to each other. I'll call Dr. House and see if it's possible. Tags: rubber boy bends himself in half Views: 1052 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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In a few months little elerhinos (rhinephants?) will be running around, because that rhino is sure as hell thinking "I want you. I need you. Oh baby. Oh baby." Tags: elephant humps rhino Views: 15276 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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To all men: if she can bench press you, you should not be aroused by her. Her and her huge muscles are like the Mona Lisa, look but never ever fucking touch. Tags: body builder woman huge muscles Views: 14328 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If you love hippos, swimming pools, zoos or stew, you certainly won't anymore. Tags: hippo takes dump in pool gross Views: 1717 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeThe N Word is Taught in School
Back when I was in 5th grade they just taught us the abc's or some shit like that. Tags: teaches kid the n word Views: 1111 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeCat Going Nuts on a Dogs Tit
So the whole interspecies thing is cool now? Awesome. I'll go tell my goat. Tags: cat sucking on dogs nipple Views: 1127 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Every animal in the wild gets completely fucked up. I'm sure the elephant is going to walk in on an ostrich and baboon doing the dirty. Damn party animals. Tags: animals getting drunk off of fruit Views: 1617 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This guy doesn't break a sweat as his plane plummets down towards the earth, making me question why he still has his pilot's license. Tags: planes collide crash parachute Views: 1427 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Bird cannibalism is always good for the whole family, so keep watching you sadistic bastards. Tags: peican eats pigeon Views: 1063 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeNana is a Clepto Thief
Gone are the days of grandmas giving grandchildren milk and cookies. Tags: grandma teaches child steal Views: 1276 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Two church pastors decide that instead of hiding from certain subjects, they'll preach about it. All the young kids in this church probably couldn't make eye contact for the whole sermon. Tags: pastor preaching sermon video Views: 6395 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Showing school spirit isn't a crime, but I can see why people were upset that the teacher was shaking her rump, inviting the male students to mount her. Tags: teacher fired cheerleading Views: 3116 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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She had better take someone's advice and go join the circus where she can put her freakish body to use. Tags: flexible girl twists Views: 2660 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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A bear twirls and tosses a stick like a baton. He must have absorbed the talents of the 9 year old girl he ate last week. Tags: bear tosses stick Views: 90691 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The demons got inside this man, allowing him to do two things at once with his mouth. I bet his girlfriend thinks he is a real keeper! Tags: beatboxing flute Views: 1468 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I heard on Late Night with Conan O'Brien the other night that it's legal for women to show their bare breasts. Maybe this guy thought the same rule applied to naked men with flaccid penises. Tags: naked man times square Views: 1517 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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His pickup line is "Hey ladies, wanna see me get freaky with my own ass?" Yeah I'm sure that doesn't work dood. Tags: gives self wedgie Views: 1242 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeElephant Eats a Huge Wad of Shit
I heard when kids eat their boogers it helps their immune system. This elephant must be afraid of the plague with the hude mound of crap he is eating. Tags: elephant eats shit Views: 1466 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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There is an alarming amount of animal sex on this site, but I thought that one more video of a goat and two turtles just couldn't hurt. Tags: goat turtle sex Views: 7570 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Hannibal the camel devours his dead friend. This image is disturbing enough, but the evil sound that camel makes will haunt my dreams forever. Tags: cannibal camel Views: 2160 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The moral of the story is don't buy puppies, don't give away puppies, and don't think about puppies. Otherwise you'll end up bawling on national television. Tags: ellen cries show Views: 8888 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Just looking at this puts bile in my throat, and he just jumps on in like its a day at the waterpark. Ew. Tags: boy jumps sewer Views: 1346 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The real kicker is that later in the night, the gecko climbs out of his mouth and tears his face to pieces with little gecko fury. Tags: eats live gecko Views: 1031 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I had a 10 minute long discussion the other day on why I hated onions and these people are chomping down on maggoty cheese. Tags: gross food delicacy Views: 2018 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's funny how this boy had more sense than most teenagers. I'm sure they wouldn't have done the same in that situation; if anything, the would have loaded up the mom with another tequila shot. Tags: boy calls 911 Views: 1431 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Getting jumped by a gang of mascots is the fifth most common nightmare. Tags: mascot fight Views: 1227 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Seeing a very angry baboon errupt from the bushes is grounds for wetting yourself. I'm sure that woman did a whole lot of wetting. Tags: baboon attack Views: 2366 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Monks who like to be fully engulfed in fire should really invest in one of these suits - usually they end up dead, yet this guy is running around like a kid on crack. Tags: engulfed in fire Views: 1176 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Bitch better learn- when you wear the robes, you get to do whatever you like to those little kids! ... Tags: priest fight Views: 3688 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Using the oil from one large McDonald's french fry, this guy "paints" this enormous picture. I don't think I will be having fast food for a while. Tags: french fry painting Views: 47654 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeTiger Gleefully Sodomizes a Dog
Tigers today are nothing but hooligans; having pig babies (Google it) and wild sex with dogs. Tags: tiger sex dog Views: 6368 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeAnother Man Eats a Live Critter
I'm not sure if this mouse is fake, but I still have bile forcing its way into my mouth. Tags: live mouse eaten Views: 871 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is how my whorish cousin's throat looked after she deep throated a large man named Eduardo for 15 hours. She can only eat applesauce now. Tags: weird throat Views: 1424 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Eating cockroaches with surgically implanted fangs isn't weird. Having a black tie with a triangle on it is weird. Tags: man eats cockroaches Views: 1720 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm pretty sure this is from Terry Gilliam Jr. I hope to see more of this messed up shit. Tags: weird animation monty python Views: 4709 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's incredible that although this girl is horribly deformed, her brain still functions normally. Crazy!!! Tags: clover leaf skull syndrome Views: 9082 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I have no clue how all of that could come from someone's skin. It looked like rope... or spaghetti. Tags: back zit gross Views: 3423 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeMan Sucks in His Entire Face
I bet if you can make your face look like a giant vagina, you get a lot of trim. Not that you'd need it. Tags: man sucks in face Views: 1729 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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And the funny thing is, the pot would be better for you than anything else you could buy at McDonalds. On a different note, whats up with the freak in the monkey hat? Tags: Views: 2156 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Throwing up onto your own face has got to be a record- someone call Guinness! Tags: puke on face Views: 2325 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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An enormous parasitic worm unfurls out of a dead cricket. I don't know about you, but I would start stockpiling shotguns. Humans are next! Tags: cricket parasite Views: 2812 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Some unattractive man runs around naked on the streets. Apparently no one seems to care. Tags: naked man Views: 1175 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeGillettes are for Pussies
If you want to be a real man, you shave with fire. Tags: shaving with fire Views: 1327 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If this came out of my cha during labor, I'm pretty sure I'd just shove it back in. It's obviously not done yet. Poor guy. Tags: heart outside of baby body Views: 1722 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I thank God every day for people who have enough time on their hands to film stuff like this. Tags: exploding watermelon Views: 2233 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I have a strong feeling that the stuff all over the floor wasn't gooey gooey chocolate. Tags: drunk guy shits on bathroom Views: 3237 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Ignore the first minute of boredom to see the grossest drunk guy in the world. Tags: drunk guy throws up sips Views: 1237 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm not sure what he did or who he was, but I'm 99.3% sure he is getting a better funeral than I ever will. Tags: monkey funeral Philippines Views: 1356 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Since Valentine's Day is around the corner, I thought I'd share the craziest mating ritual I've ever seen... aside from when band geeks clean each other's spit valves. (Is there another bird video?! My God..) Tags: dancing birds Views: 1006 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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"The mosquito" and it's extremely high pitch that can only be heard by teenagers will be used to clear crowds, parties, and other gala events. Next stop- creating an evil teenage army. Tags: high pitched noise Views: 1560 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Every kid who owns a snake and giggles over feeding it live mice has wet dreams about the Komodo dragon. Don't we all. Tags: komodo dragon eats pig Views: 5909 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeSliding an Eye Out of Its Socket
This new age pirate's eye is so sick. If this is some sort of camera trickery I puked onto my keyboard for nothing. :( Tags: fake eye socket Views: 1971 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Hopefully this is the donkey's punishment for sodomizing the entire gang, otherwise I'm going to have personally travel over to Baghdad and throw any and all kids off of a bridge. Tags: donkey throw bridge Views: 1988 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If your version of fishing involves a shark and an alligator, I'm pretty sure it's no longer a leisure sport.. it's a deathwish. Tags: australia fishing weird shark Views: 36 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolMagic Bat Stuns Announcers
I don't believe the announcer who said it'd never happen in a 100 years, because I'm pretty sure it just DID. Tags: magic bat Views: 2204 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolReally Cool Asian Gymnastics
The tiny bald Asian is the most badass of them all. Some pretty neat gymnastic stunts. Tags: cool gymnastics asian Views: 1039 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolHow to Rip Off a Coke Machine
Now you know how to steal from the Coke machine that stole from you millions of times. Revenge is sweet. Tags: Coke machine money hack Views: 11602 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Something tells me that the real game was lacking hairy transvestites and monkey humping. Tags: Donkey Kong Bam Margera real life Views: 1560 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolAbsolutely Insane DDR Gameplay
I have two theories. Either this kid is possessed by some DDR demon or he just has way too much time on his feet. Tags: DDR insane fast Views: 1512 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's pretty obvious that this is fake, but it's so convincing I needed to share. Sit down with a twisty cone and enjoy! Tags: hit by car special effects Views: 1567 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If only this gun was in Halo 3. I'd be killin' some fools. Tags: automatic handgun hack Views: 1982 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I don't understand why some of these people aren't insanely rich. That was so cool. Tags: street performer drums buckets solo cool Views: 2568 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolAmazing Three Card Trickery
Madman with amazing sleight of hand.... check it! Tags: three card trick sleight of hand Views: 1451 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Personally, I just think this resulted from all of the kids in China jumping up and down at the same time. Tags: underground nuke explosion nuclear Views: 14910 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I had three kids and two grandchildren within the time it took for these people to make this.
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Category: CoolDog Uses Rope Swing
Although lacking opposable thumbs, dogs CAN and WILL rope swing. Tags: dog uses rope swing over lake Views: 1632 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Luckily these people survived and were able to leave that deathtrap in pee stained kahkis. Tags: helicopter going down first person Views: 1529 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's sad that this didn't make it to the public... nerds would be pwning noobs left and right all day long with it's handy dandy travel size. Tags: halo on nintendo ds Views: 1891 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If she can do this to glass, imagine the poor bastard married to her. RIP. Tags: girl breaks glass with voice Views: 1680 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Seeing that this beverage glows like a glowstick, I assume that it's completely safe to drink one. So go try it and make sure to videotape it. Tags: mountain dew glows baking soda peroxide Views: 2038 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolMan Has Insane Skills with Hammers
If you think balancing a hammer on his face is cool, then you'll be amazed at what he is going to do next. Tags: man does trick with hammer Views: 1386 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolManiac Sucks Fire into his Mouth
I can't imagine how this wouldn't impress people. Trying it out at the next interview you have is a smart choice. Tags: man sucks fire mouth Views: 1451 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is how the Hindenburg blew up, and it's also how you will too when you try this next thirsty Thursday. Tags: homemade blimp explosion Views: 2410 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Trusting their lives to a mesh material in their armpits and below their crotch seems to be a bit of a stretch. Good luck not splattering to pieces you guys. Tags: high base jumping Views: 1364 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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In the other video running around the web, the hoodlums only used two ingredients. When this guy tries it, it does NOT work! Then he shows you how they really did it. Cool! Tags: mountain dew fake glow Views: 25323 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Although that isn't saying much, since Robin Williams only has one character- an overly excited hairy man who sweats. Tags: smart bird Views: 1924 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This may look like entertainment, but actually these guys just robbed about 30 people blind. Brilliant. :) Tags: dancing subway tricks Views: 1401 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If it weren't for the three inches in between him and the rock, I'm pretty sure this video would be too bloody for the internet. Tags: high cliff jump Views: 1368 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Jack-O-Lanterns are for sissies. Pumpkins should be used for destroying vehicles! Tags: giant pumpkin drop Views: 952 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is a cute video, until you realize that this penguin is wearing his dead brother penguin to use as a backpack. Tags: penguin shops family Views: 1214 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolIgniting Coke Using Radio Waves
I have a theory that if I swallow Coke and stand in between this AV senders, I can breathe fire like a dragon. Video coming soon. Tags: ignite coke Views: 2308 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Being able to squat a full grown man is only one of the requirements for working at Hooters... Tags: hooters squat man Views: 10083 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: Cool8 Year Old can Bend it Like Beckham
This kid's balls haven't even dropped yet and I still think he's hot- those are some awesome soccer skills. Tags: 8 year old soccer Views: 1957 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I could stare at this literally for hours. His hands are sex. Watch and be hypnotized. Tags: amazing drum solo Views: 664045 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If some chick can give spirit fingers while being badly hurt on a stretcher, she gets an A in my book. That's badass. Tags: cheerleader stretcher fall Views: 1881 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolShark Caught by Hand on the Beach
If given the chance, this shark would rip all of their faces off- yet the woman at the 30 second mark is whining that he is hurt. They should be careful that her heart doesn't bleed all over the shark- I hear that just makes them feisty. Tags: shark caught hand Views: 16260 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolArabs Gone Wild
Watching Arabs go to town on each others' faces is better than apple pie. Tags: arab fight Views: 2020 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: Cool12 Year Old Asian Amazes us All
Either she can lip sync really well OR she had growth hormones injected into her spine. Take your pick. Tags: asian 12 year old sings Views: 3511 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolTiny Foreign Spiderman
I think Stan Lee forgot to mention that Spiderman was an Arab... Tags: arab spiderman Views: 1646 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Hell, I made a space shuttle out of a shovel. Beat that ingenuity. Tags: home made hovercraft Views: 1988 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If I had a 1,000 gallon pool in my backyard, I'd buy some dolphins. You know, to play fetch and have sex with. Tags: dolphin tennis ball Views: 1510 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolInsanity on a Scooter
Whoever knew razor scooters were actually good for something? Way to go nerds! Tags: cool scooter tricks Views: 1618 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This puppy is so cute I want to chop him up into tiny puppy pieces and eat him for dinner. Tags: cute puppy whistle Views: 4831 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is the best display of marching madness I have ever seen. If there is some sort of athletic event that involves hundreds of students forming the Triforce, I'm sold. Tags: marching band video games Views: 2157 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The anchor is ridiculously brave for apologizing to the audience while a potential raging inferno (aka- a blown light) is above her. Tags: CNN fire on set Views: 1910 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Which is more amazing? That this 35' tall tree is in GUAM or there is yet another light show to this song? Tags: huge tree christmas lights Views: 1469 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolSweetass Tricks on a Scooter
Who said these were just for fatasses who ate themselves into oblivion? Nice! Tags: scooter moped tricks Views: 1792 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolSubaru with Tracks Instead of Wheels
When life gives you snow, put huge tracks on your car. It only makes sense. Tags: subaru with tracks Views: 172828 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I always thought it was cool when I got the day off from school because of snow. Getting the day off because of death by landslide wouldn't be as fun. Tags: landslide in chile Views: 1491 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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My parents gave me a hamster.... then this kid's python ate it. Tags: pet python Views: 1322 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolI Can Has Phonics?
Remember the talking cats? Yeah I do too. Tags: talking cats Views: 11 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Knowing how gracious animals can be, I'm sure that chimp turned around and bit Mr. Jane Goodall right in the face. Tags: man saves chimp Views: 1667 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If God granted us one get out of jail (aka- death) free card, this guy just used his. He is so stupid he is brilliant. Tags: car speeds intersection Views: 1980 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolNo Arms, No Legs, No Problem
If he is that tough without limbs, just imagine the trim he'd be getting with arms and legs! Tags: no arms legs wrestle Views: 13763 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If the ocean is turning into a giant slushie machine, I'm pretty positive that global warming is an urban legend. Tags: ice waves newfoundland Views: 10126 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Are we just NOW figuring out that covering a giant piece of kindling in hot bulbs and electric wire is unsafe? Tags: christmas tree fire Views: 5457 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm not sure how he figured out how to do this, but this guy rocks out using pure electricity. Balls o' steel! ... hm, on second thought, that'd be very bad. Tags: tesla coil guitar Views: 1651 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Now some of you may scoff at a "boring" video, but I will not. And I will also not beg you for your acceptance and then cry about it later when I get rejected. Tags: matchstick cube Views: 1079 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm not lying- aircrafts are modeled after this kick ass bird. 242 mph dive and they pull out of it at a 90 degree angle in SECONDS. Tags: peregrine falcon high velocity Views: 22833 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I thought Rock Band was just a weak knock off of Guitar Hero... but apparently you may need some actual skill to play. That saves me $100. Tags: rock band drums Views: 1970 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Ryan Kennelly bench presses the excess fat that Jared lost after eating fresh at Subway. Tags: Ryan Kennelly bench press record Views: 1328 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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When I watch this video of a tired baby sloth I become at peace with the world.. until I realize I could never own one. :( Tags: tired baby sloth Views: 1476 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If only I could 1. have a little girl as cool as this one 2. own a camel. .... and 3. own a sloth. Tags: girl camel Views: 15771 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This song and music video is fantastic... I'll forgive her for being inspired by Al Gore. Tags: Terra Naomi Say Its Possible Views: 653 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The only thing that would make this hedgie cuter is if it were wearing a tiny hat. Alas, it is not. Tags: hungry hedgehog cute Views: 1330 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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But a cool Linkin Park song is just like a tall midget- it still isn't impressing anyone. Tags: drumcover linkin park Views: 2274 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolRed Pandas Like to French Kiss
Awww, two pandas kissing! This is either the result of true love or years of unnatural confinement in a cage. Thinking that it is love and not cruelty lets me sleep at night. Tags: red panda kiss Views: 5510 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It is amazing how flammable these products are that you put in your hair. Good thing I stick to gasoline. Tags: ring of fire Views: 1155 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm not sure how a headset is able to interpret what you're thinking, but I'm pretty sure it's a mixture of voodoo and Satanism. Tags: mind control video games Views: 6964 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Guinness World Records gives Chris, also known as imchris4life, the title of the highest ranking Guitar Hero player... and also as the biggest loser in America. Tags: imchris4life guitar hero guinness world records Views: 13184 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: Cool10 Year Old Piano Prodigy FTW
This kid loves Chopin like a fat kid loves cake. And how I love Wall E. Tags: 10 year old piano prodigy Views: 8585 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Aside from the eerie humming noise that reminds me that this robot will someday enslave the human race, this is pretty cool! Tags: bigdog quadruped robot Views: 8659 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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As the laziest person in America, it is my job to give this invention two thumbs up. If only they could invent a robot that would take over the job of raising children.. and call it some combination of "X" and "box"... Tags: robot plays fetch dog Views: 1585 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This man somehow combined the piano and the guitar into one frenzy of a good time... I think he met Satan at the cross roads. Tags: lap guitar Views: 2913 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
