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Her hip thrusting and "blow my whistle bitch" will be forever engrained in memory. Tags: girl dancing blow my whistle Views: 2445 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Who cares what this girl's name is, she gets slapped off of her chair. Pure gold. Tags: slapped in the face Views: 3725 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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So maybe this David Blaine has a drawn on goatee, but the look into the camera is spot on. Tags: David Blaine funny spoof Views: 7698 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This monkey was going to town surrounded by a crowd of young men...interesting. Tags: Monkey horny funny Views: 2995 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This fits so perfectly I could scream... explaining why I watched it twenty times. Tags: family guy chris crocker Views: 2998 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The police pulled this guy over for dancing around while driving his car. Now as they're trying to interview him he can't stop making faces. God Bless crack. Tags: drugged out russian crazy faces police interview Views: 1950 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyCompany Interviews a Very Drunk Man
This is a pretty cruel company for purposely interviewing a drunk man, but hell, who cares. Tags: drunk man interviewed falls asleep laughs Views: 2485 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyDrinking Gatorade is Brutal
The strategic planning that went into this didn't pay off. Poor guy. Tags: cap on gatorade drink kyle busch Views: 3026 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyInsane Coach Spazzes Out
Someone must have eaten his Wheaties. And when I say Wheaties I mean crack.
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Either this girl is pathetic enough to fake being drunk to get this on tape or she really is a lame ass singing about her green shoes. Tags: drunk roommate roomie sings in hall Views: 1907 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyDouche Blatantly Rips Off Dane Cook
His delivery is exactly the same as Dane's, rendering him completely unfunny and full of doucheness. If you disagree I will personally stab him in the jaw. I credit Dane for that spectacular move. Tags: blatant dane cook rip off douche Views: 2048 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I don't honestly think being smacked with a three inch wide stick should result in blood curdling screams. But hey, what do I know, I'm not a pussy. Tags: guy hit with stick Views: 1707 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If you hump Danny Bonaduce, you're going to get your ass beat. It's well known that he is the next, albeit more drunk, Chuck Norris. Tags: danny bonaduce jonny fairplay reality tv knock out Views: 2785 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Yes this may be a fight to the death, but you know as well as I do that you can't stop laughing because they are using their fucking NECKS. Tags: giraffes fighting in the wild Views: 1738 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Someone might want to tell him he has a little something on his face before he goes in front of a camera again. Tags: russian drunk messes up interview Views: 2158 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyFat Kid Shaking His Monumental Ass
This kid has got sexy written all over him...from the saggy tits to the tighty whities. RED HOT! Tags: fat kid dances to ms new booty Views: 2741 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Chuck Norris would be proud of this hybrid's existence, but he would immediately karate chop him in the eye for being a failure. Tags: cowboy ninja moves drunk Views: 1499 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyNever Ride with a Fatty
Chubs McGee flips his friend's four wheeler backwards. Never trust a fatty. Tags: fat kid flips four wheeler Views: 2148 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyMonkey Makes a Puppy his Bitch
Near the end the monkey decides to ride the puppy like a fuzzy little horse. Now the only confusing part is why they put this to the Jesus Christ Superstar soundtrack... Tags: monkey rides puppy Views: 2530 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Even babies know that if they spin around 100 times they're going to be dizzy, but somehow this asshole was completely surprised when he slammed into a filing cabinet. Tags: spins in chair falls into cabinet Views: 2036 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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In order to defend Taco Bell's honor, this guy assaults McDonald's workers by throwing burritos. Well played, sir. Tags: throws tacos burritos at workers Views: 2004 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyJames Oddo Flips the Fuck Out
I can't see why he acted this way, politicians are usually very sweet. Tags: james oddo flips Views: 6570 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is what you're thinking everytime a 90 year old corpse is in front of you at Giant Eagle. Please note his demonic voice throughout the entire skit. Tags: john pinette get out of line Views: 2759 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyBig Retard Takes Darts in his Ass
Taking darts in the ass has got to be a metaphor for taking penises in the ass. Not much of a metaphor. Tags: darts in ass Views: 5604 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is the type of guy you want to take home to momma...so he can light his farts on fire for her. Tags: fart on fire Views: 1514 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Getting caught masturbating has to be in the top five of a college guy's most feared list. Number four is crying over a letter from mom. Tags: guy caught masturbating Views: 8534 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This actually reminds me of the singer-dancer relationship Britney Spears had with Kevin Federline. Tags: dog humps dance Views: 2949 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This may be older, but the pricelessness of... HELLO? NAH, JUST WATCHING A VIDEO. .. .. A VIDEO. YEAH. WHAT? Tags: trigger happy tv Views: 1707 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I bet this guy really regrets missing that one day of forklift training where they taught you how to drive. Tags: forklift crash Views: 2381 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Watching this happen on live tv is almost as good as watching someone get shot. His reaction is hilarious! Tags: fire alarm conan obrien Views: 2814 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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How is anyone supposed to take him seriously when it looks like he mugged Elton John and is now wearing all of his shit? Tags: psychic pranked Views: 3194 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If I had an identical twin we'd be pulling tricks all day. But not quite like this one. Tags: twins mirror trick Views: 473979 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This little dude gives new meaning to the term "horn dog". Tags: dog humps kid Views: 2230 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If she does this when she is annoyed with just a photographer, imagine what she does with her kids. I have a feeling she carries a cattleprod in her baby bag. Tags: Britney Spears runs over photographer Views: 1804 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This was the slowest crash in history. The drunk driver actually put serious thought into how he was going to fuck up that store front. Congrats! Tags: drunk driver 7 11 Views: 1644 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This animal has the best of both worlds; a camel toe and a horse cock. Tags: camel horse hybrid Views: 13357 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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During a live taping of his show, some protestors in the audience interrupt Bill Maher to the point of him flipping out and calling security on them. Tags: bill maher protestors Views: 2154 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Instead of just writing former "Miss New Zealand" Rachel Huljich a ticket, this forklift operator attempts to move her Maserati out of a construction zone. Attempt is the key word. Tags: Maserati flip forklift Views: 2073 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Now this might seem cruel, but they DID give it a parachute. Tags: frog shot spudgun Views: 3628 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyHardcore Wheelchair Riding
Ironically, the guy in the wheelchair ends up as Stephen Hawking junior because of this video. Owned. Tags: wheelchair pull by car Views: 1553 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is what morning shows get for having an enormous glass window behind them. They are just asking for bare asses to be showing up during their shows. Tags: mooning Canadian morning show Views: 1725 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I know, I feel the same way about two ply. Tags: cat attacks toilet paper Views: 10384 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I don't know which bright mind in New Zealand thought of this, but they need to be shot and dipped into acid. Tags: killer sheep movie Views: 2373 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The fact that he took crashing and dying very lightly makes me think that the passengers should have jumped off of the plane right then and there. Kudos to the man sneaking out his camera (and later crashing the plane because of it). Tags: funny flight attendant Views: 3344 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyDoor Gets the Crap Beaten out of It
So not only is this guy puking, but he is puking while a door falls on top of him. Tags: door falls in Views: 1717 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyTubby Singer Falls Hard Onstage
The truly pathetic part is that "boyz" and "girlz" are signs at the back of the stage. This has gotta be some retarded version of the Warped Tour. With Queen songs. Tags: fat guy falls onstage Views: 1661 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Hey lady, if the love poem your man wrote for you starts out with how you like to eat ribs and hot dogs, I'm pretty sure you should start starving yourself. Tags: hick poem jerry springer Views: 4735 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Oh no! What is this thing attached to my body? I must kill it! Tags: retarded dog Views: 2429 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyJerry Seinfeld Rips into Larry King
This old alien needs to learn not to mess with Jerry Seinfield. Instead, go eat some Metamucil. Tags: Seinfeld Larry King Views: 3239 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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So THIS is the origin of the word "frisk." Tags: cop frisk penis Views: 3019 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This takes the beer-crushing jock to a new level. Tags: coconut head crush Views: 1803 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The only thing I could think of throughout this whole video was how he looked like a Chihuahua attempting to sodomize a St. Bernard. Tags: skinny black man dancing Views: 3007 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyWee Kitty Loves Bread
This is actually the same fight I would put up if someone would try to steal my biscuit. Tags: kitty loves bread Views: 7507 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyHamster Gets Pwned by his Own Wheel
These rodents are on crack, but aren't they fun to watch? The only thing my hamster does is poop and bite her cage. She died last week from a tragic toss into a dumpster. Tags: crazy hamsters Views: 2365 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The girl is sitting there lifeless. Look like this nukkah bought her a roofie-colada. Tags: caught banging in toilet Views: 5983 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnySNLs Take on the Writers Strike
This Writers Guild of America strike is deeply affecting us all. If I miss an episode of House MD I might just swallow a gallon of cyanide. At least then they will have a script for a new episode. Tags: SNL on writers strike Views: 1344 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyModern Day Exorcisms
If you don't believe in demonic possessions, at least watch this for the Asian chick growling at a preacher. Tags: Views: 10719 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Now the skeptic in me says this is all planned, but if not, bitch be owned. Tags: webcam girl busted Views: 6955 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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What their exact motivation to do this was, I do not know. I do know one thing though- it is damn near impossible to get Sharpie off of your skin. Good luck future date-less girls. Tags: harder bodies faster stronger Views: 45527 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I saw this coming from a mile away and all I could think of is YESSSSSS. Tags: model crash snowboarder Views: 2559 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This man is so ridiculous that I am quite convinced that this is some sort of comedy. Tags: front fell off oil british Views: 1862 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I think this is a very obvious clue that you shouldn't be leaving little Kimmy alone with Daddy anymore. Tags: kid afraid of dad Views: 13488 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Adding the location of the 7-11 and videotaping themselves doing this was a particularly brilliant touch. I hope to find them in the Darwin Awards a year from now. Tags: piss on burrito Views: 2082 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyThis is How Stupid You Look
Take a look at this video of a kid freaking out over video games on a computer from yesteryear. You don't think you look this retarded? All of you do. Tags: computer game nerd Views: 2018 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Cheating whore? Tags: stuffed animal shooting Views: 1412 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyA Dog Poops out a Blanket
From what I can tell the dog was pretty surprised this happened too. Tags: dog poops rag Views: 3477 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyForklift Driver Forks Up Big Time
A forklift goes about 10mph and this guy was in an open warehouse. How do you fuck that up? Tags: forklift driver pulls off door Views: 2231 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This wee guy already has the bitch stare down. Future costar in the new Unforgiveable video... Tags: evil eye Views: 2628 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyTiny Dog Owns Huge Cat
The little guy wanted some action, and he took what he could get. After all, the little nerd was wearing a plaid sweater. It's not all poodles and palmeranians for this dood. Tags: dog humps cat Views: 6555 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If I turned on my favorite show and Dr. House said my boyfriend was dumping me, I'm pretty sure I'd be cool with it. Tags: man dumps girlfriend on live tv Views: 2190 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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No one knows what the words are in this Waking the Cadaver song.. so why not make up your own? Hil. Arious. Tags: shredded wheat music video Views: 1512 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I personally think Hillary should be back in the White House... someone needs to iron the President's shirt. Ignore all of the Hillary "talking" part afterwards. Tags: iron my shirt hillary Views: 2009 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyHamster Gives Himself a Blow Job
I'm sure most men wish they had this talent, but even men wouldn't be as excited as these two girls. Tags: masturbating hamster Views: 3878 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Little Mitty (aka. What's his face) pranks his dad with a soundboard of the governator. Tags: mitt romney phone prank Views: 2099 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I don't know what's sexier, the Oscar Meyer sticker or that Conan completely kicked John Wilkes Booth's ass. (Check out how hard he kicked him!) Tags: Views: 2768 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyWill Ferrell as George Dubya Bush
I'll miss George in 2009 and his mending of fences. Re-elect Will Ferrell!
Oh, he wasn't President? Tags: George W Bush Will Ferrell Views: 6655 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Poor Ryan Seacrest was just attempting to pretend to be heterosexual with Jennifer Garner whenever this freak show jumped in. Run Jen, Run! Tags: ryan seacrest red carpet gary busey Views: 15851 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I was truly disappointed when he didn't start foaming at the mouth whenever he practically abuses this junior reporter. I think someone needs a kick in the head. Tags: gary busey reporter rude Views: 10438 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyShes F*cking Seth Rogen
Anyone who encounters Seth's Jew-fro is sucked into his sexiness. Or something. Tags: seth rogan Views: 2139 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Literally. This dog has been playing too much Halo. Teabagging hurts. :( Tags: hunting dog horny deer Views: 14996 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The fact that I'm more excited about a Pixar film than anything else is very frightening, but this is bound to be movie gold! The robot is cuter than puppies covered in marshmallows for Pete's sake! Tags: wall e full length trailer Views: 4858 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Mothers should know it take one or two hands to wave "hi"... apparently this one did not. Tags: toddler falls off swing Views: 7926 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyWill Ferrell Gets Messed Up
This is by far the most dramatic good cop, bad cop scene I have ever witnessed. Tags: good cop baby cop will ferrell Views: 16677 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This woman was able to lose control of a scooter going at the most 15mph. I'm pretty sure she deserves an award. Or a punch in the face. Tags: scooter crash woman Views: 1888 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I can give you twenty good reasons not to work at a snake store. This is number 13. Tags: snake store employee bit Views: 5234 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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No wonder why skaters are so emo, they're always hitting their heads on rock hard cement. Tags: skater hits head on cement ouch fall Views: 1514 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I don't know what is more pathetic: his attempt at this flip or the fact that he is trying to impress 13 year old girls. Tags: cheerleading coach drunk flip fall Views: 1941 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Either he lost all of his teeth or he is internally bleeding. Yay blood! Tags: skater hits his face on board Views: 1198 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Someone needs to explain to this guy that being engulfed in flames isnt't typically a good drinking activity. Tags: failed fire shot liquid burning Views: 1603 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I hope he doesn't have the same reaction when his kid sister tries to scare him on Halloween in her Power Ranger costume. Tags: guy punches kid in face halloween prank Views: 2504 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulFireworks Being Shot at a Saudi
His cleverly pathetic evasive movements aren't working out too well for him. Tags: saudi fireworks shot Views: 1549 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If you're going to go down this hard after being hit with a hollow, fuzzy ball, it better have been wielded by a 8 foot giant named Galthorne. Tags: hit in the head with tennis ball Views: 2437 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulHorrible Head Smash on a Rail
I highly suggest this guy takes up knitting instead of snowboarding. Or drooling, since I'm pretty sure he is mentally retarded now. Tags: snowboard accident Views: 1329 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Someone needs to tell these idiots that this isn't funny, it's most likely a form of torture in a third world country. Tags: drinks hot wax punch Views: 2055 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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His bones must be made of chalk if his shin broke in half from the other guy just running into it. Got milk? Tags: soccer player shin break Views: 2074 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulBaby Gets Owned by a Piano
Isn't it strange how it took the baby 5 minutes to realize it was in pain. Momma, you might want to stop dropping Charlie on his head. Tags: baby slams hands piano Views: 4123 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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He just blew his car to smithereens to protest paying $1.25 at a toll road. Good cause. Tags: toll booth crash Views: 2319 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulHorrendous Slam Dunk Attempt
Practicing a slam dunk will never help this guy, especially since he is now semi-retarded from that impact. Tags: bad slam dunk Views: 2057 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The only thing that matters is HOW he impaled his own head on an iron fence. Tags: impaled face Views: 1829 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I don't think breaking his neck into teeny tiny pieces was in his original plan. Tags: bad back flip Views: 1741 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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So maybe that's not what they meant to do, but watching his balls get pulverized is pretty entertaining. Tags: crashes bike into cart Views: 1928 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is what people get for not listening to their first grade teacher with lunch lady arms. Tags: people getting hit by cars Views: 2417 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Well if nothing else, he can now join the Ladies gymnast team. Tags: pole vault nut smash Views: 3168 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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After 45 minutes of dicking around and driving around the ramp, we finally get to see some punk get fucked up. Me likey. Tags: backflip crash 4wheeler Views: 6291 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Her slack body makes me think that this wasn't a good thing. Tags: diver smacks face Views: 3452 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulCriminal Mows Down his Girlfriend
What? Bitch didn't make chocolate pie for Thanksgiving. Tags: criminal runs over girlfriend Views: 2339 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This kid gets fucked up by this slide not once, but twice. Momma tard might want to consider locking little Jimmy up in a cage. Tags: kid slams face on slide Views: 2759 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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And I thought talking on his cell phone in front of others was rude. Tags: kicked in face Views: 14995 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm not sure if Preparation H will cover this. Tags: firework in butt Views: 3633 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I scream like this when I get embarassed too... and my knee could be perfectly fine. Tags: french skier Views: 1904 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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His rolling down the hill facefirst didn't seem to surprise anyone. In fact, they were still clapping! Tags: skier falls whistler air jordan Views: 1598 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm sure it would have been easier to ride down the hill than to get a vehicle flipped on top of your body, dude. Tags: four wheeler flip Views: 6483 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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There is so much craziness in this video that I might have to assume it's fake- but the brilliant floppy flying of a kid down a flight of stairs still can be appreciated. =) Tags: falls down stairs Views: 1756 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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My theory is that his outfit lessened his aerodynamics and sense of good taste. Tags: mountain board accident Views: 1474 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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After hitting the wall, exploding, and getting slammed by another car, this driver walks away from the crash. I think he made a deal with the devil. Tags: bad race car crash Views: 1598 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Steep hills, adolescent boys and four wheels are always a good combination. Tags: skater hill crash Views: 8352 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The officer was fired after this woman ended up bruised and bleeding (although the video cuts out for an undetermined amount of time). I personally think she just had a whoopsie. Tags: woman pool blood Views: 2032 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is what you get for rubbing yourself all over underage sluts inside of a club. Karma. Tags: beaten night club Views: 2483 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is what you get for being nice to nature. You get punched in the face by an elephant. Tags: elephant punch old man Views: 4757 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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In order to fly a plane, you must go through rigorous pooping exercises. Or at least that's what this looks like. Tags: gforce training pilot Views: 2174 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is usually when someone fetches a blow up swimming pool and 10 gallons of mud. Tags: models catty Views: 6439 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If these people are worshipping this kid for his monkey tail, I wonder if I can get a group to worship me for my third nipple. Just a thought. Tags: boy with tail monkey Views: 5144 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeCrazy Wall Art Comes to Life
Someone on acid, heroin and weed envisioned this art and brought it to life. Thank goodness. Tags: wall art moving chalk Views: 2412 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Some crazy voodoo magic is making this ice cold water FREEZE in the middle of the desert. I know there was a reason I didn't want to live in Iraq. Tags: water freezing instantly desert soldiers ice Views: 3526 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm sure hoping he did this for more than a Jolly Rancher, because I'm pretty sure that teeny python could have taken his left eye out a few times. Tags: man fights snake vicious scary Views: 1358 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm not sure if his bones are even connected to each other. I'll call Dr. House and see if it's possible. Tags: rubber boy bends himself in half Views: 1438 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This guy doesn't break a sweat as his plane plummets down towards the earth, making me question why he still has his pilot's license. Tags: planes collide crash parachute Views: 1764 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Two church pastors decide that instead of hiding from certain subjects, they'll preach about it. All the young kids in this church probably couldn't make eye contact for the whole sermon. Tags: pastor preaching sermon video Views: 6902 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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A bear twirls and tosses a stick like a baton. He must have absorbed the talents of the 9 year old girl he ate last week. Tags: bear tosses stick Views: 112934 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The demons got inside this man, allowing him to do two things at once with his mouth. I bet his girlfriend thinks he is a real keeper! Tags: beatboxing flute Views: 1861 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I heard on Late Night with Conan O'Brien the other night that it's legal for women to show their bare breasts. Maybe this guy thought the same rule applied to naked men with flaccid penises. Tags: naked man times square Views: 2037 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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His pickup line is "Hey ladies, wanna see me get freaky with my own ass?" Yeah I'm sure that doesn't work dood. Tags: gives self wedgie Views: 1924 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeElephant Eats a Huge Wad of Shit
I heard when kids eat their boogers it helps their immune system. This elephant must be afraid of the plague with the hude mound of crap he is eating. Tags: elephant eats shit Views: 1949 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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There is an alarming amount of animal sex on this site, but I thought that one more video of a goat and two turtles just couldn't hurt. Tags: goat turtle sex Views: 8306 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Hannibal the camel devours his dead friend. This image is disturbing enough, but the evil sound that camel makes will haunt my dreams forever. Tags: cannibal camel Views: 2648 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Just looking at this puts bile in my throat, and he just jumps on in like its a day at the waterpark. Ew. Tags: boy jumps sewer Views: 1830 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The real kicker is that later in the night, the gecko climbs out of his mouth and tears his face to pieces with little gecko fury. Tags: eats live gecko Views: 1371 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's funny how this boy had more sense than most teenagers. I'm sure they wouldn't have done the same in that situation; if anything, the would have loaded up the mom with another tequila shot. Tags: boy calls 911 Views: 1925 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Monks who like to be fully engulfed in fire should really invest in one of these suits - usually they end up dead, yet this guy is running around like a kid on crack. Tags: engulfed in fire Views: 1554 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Using the oil from one large McDonald's french fry, this guy "paints" this enormous picture. I don't think I will be having fast food for a while. Tags: french fry painting Views: 50302 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeAnother Man Eats a Live Critter
I'm not sure if this mouse is fake, but I still have bile forcing its way into my mouth. Tags: live mouse eaten Views: 1210 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Amateur? Yes. But fantastically brilliant? Also yes. I enjoy the sound effects the best. Tags: crazy music video Views: 2031 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is how my whorish cousin's throat looked after she deep throated a large man named Eduardo for 15 hours. She can only eat applesauce now. Tags: weird throat Views: 1917 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Eating cockroaches with surgically implanted fangs isn't weird. Having a black tie with a triangle on it is weird. Tags: man eats cockroaches Views: 2209 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Little does the owner know, the cat just leaked cat semen all over his pants. Confusion? No, no. Orgasm. Tags: cat scratches butt Views: 2672 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm pretty sure this is from Terry Gilliam Jr. I hope to see more of this messed up shit. Tags: weird animation monty python Views: 6100 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's incredible that although this girl is horribly deformed, her brain still functions normally. Crazy!!! Tags: clover leaf skull syndrome Views: 10718 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeMan Sucks in His Entire Face
I bet if you can make your face look like a giant vagina, you get a lot of trim. Not that you'd need it. Tags: man sucks in face Views: 2324 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Some unattractive man runs around naked on the streets. Apparently no one seems to care. Tags: naked man Views: 1482 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If this came out of my cha during labor, I'm pretty sure I'd just shove it back in. It's obviously not done yet. Poor guy. Tags: heart outside of baby body Views: 2089 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I thank God every day for people who have enough time on their hands to film stuff like this. Tags: exploding watermelon Views: 2788 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Ignore the first minute of boredom to see the grossest drunk guy in the world. Tags: drunk guy throws up sips Views: 2110 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeSliding an Eye Out of Its Socket
This new age pirate's eye is so sick. If this is some sort of camera trickery I puked onto my keyboard for nothing. :( Tags: fake eye socket Views: 2730 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Hopefully this is the donkey's punishment for sodomizing the entire gang, otherwise I'm going to have personally travel over to Baghdad and throw any and all kids off of a bridge. Tags: donkey throw bridge Views: 2449 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolAbsolutely Insane DDR Gameplay
I have two theories. Either this kid is possessed by some DDR demon or he just has way too much time on his feet. Tags: DDR insane fast Views: 2078 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's pretty obvious that this is fake, but it's so convincing I needed to share. Sit down with a twisty cone and enjoy! Tags: hit by car special effects Views: 1952 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If only this gun was in Halo 3. I'd be killin' some fools. Tags: automatic handgun hack Views: 2327 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Personally, I just think this resulted from all of the kids in China jumping up and down at the same time. Tags: underground nuke explosion nuclear Views: 15309 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I had three kids and two grandchildren within the time it took for these people to make this.
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It's sad that this didn't make it to the public... nerds would be pwning noobs left and right all day long with it's handy dandy travel size. Tags: halo on nintendo ds Views: 2434 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If she can do this to glass, imagine the poor bastard married to her. RIP. Tags: girl breaks glass with voice Views: 2054 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Seeing that this beverage glows like a glowstick, I assume that it's completely safe to drink one. So go try it and make sure to videotape it. Tags: mountain dew glows baking soda peroxide Views: 2888 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolMan Has Insane Skills with Hammers
If you think balancing a hammer on his face is cool, then you'll be amazed at what he is going to do next. Tags: man does trick with hammer Views: 1721 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolManiac Sucks Fire into his Mouth
I can't imagine how this wouldn't impress people. Trying it out at the next interview you have is a smart choice. Tags: man sucks fire mouth Views: 1968 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is how the Hindenburg blew up, and it's also how you will too when you try this next thirsty Thursday. Tags: homemade blimp explosion Views: 3283 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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In the other video running around the web, the hoodlums only used two ingredients. When this guy tries it, it does NOT work! Then he shows you how they really did it. Cool! Tags: mountain dew fake glow Views: 26509 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Although that isn't saying much, since Robin Williams only has one character- an overly excited hairy man who sweats. Tags: smart bird Views: 2416 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This may look like entertainment, but actually these guys just robbed about 30 people blind. Brilliant. :) Tags: dancing subway tricks Views: 1869 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If it weren't for the three inches in between him and the rock, I'm pretty sure this video would be too bloody for the internet. Tags: high cliff jump Views: 1762 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is a cute video, until you realize that this penguin is wearing his dead brother penguin to use as a backpack. Tags: penguin shops family Views: 1620 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolIgniting Coke Using Radio Waves
I have a theory that if I swallow Coke and stand in between this AV senders, I can breathe fire like a dragon. Video coming soon. Tags: ignite coke Views: 2662 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: Cool8 Year Old can Bend it Like Beckham
This kid's balls haven't even dropped yet and I still think he's hot- those are some awesome soccer skills. Tags: 8 year old soccer Views: 2458 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I could stare at this literally for hours. His hands are sex. Watch and be hypnotized. Tags: amazing drum solo Views: 836822 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolShark Caught by Hand on the Beach
If given the chance, this shark would rip all of their faces off- yet the woman at the 30 second mark is whining that he is hurt. They should be careful that her heart doesn't bleed all over the shark- I hear that just makes them feisty. Tags: shark caught hand Views: 16809 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This puppy is so cute I want to chop him up into tiny puppy pieces and eat him for dinner. Tags: cute puppy whistle Views: 5466 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is the best display of marching madness I have ever seen. If there is some sort of athletic event that involves hundreds of students forming the Triforce, I'm sold. Tags: marching band video games Views: 3058 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I know this is impressive, but you should see what I can do with an elbow. Tags: man plays guitar feet Views: 4912 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Which is more amazing? That this 35' tall tree is in GUAM or there is yet another light show to this song? Tags: huge tree christmas lights Views: 1922 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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My parents gave me a hamster.... then this kid's python ate it. Tags: pet python Views: 1627 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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There are so many variations of how this could have went terribly wrong and unfortunately none of them happened...but it is still wicked awesome. Tags: fire balls Views: 1342 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If God granted us one get out of jail (aka- death) free card, this guy just used his. He is so stupid he is brilliant. Tags: car speeds intersection Views: 2297 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm not sure how he figured out how to do this, but this guy rocks out using pure electricity. Balls o' steel! ... hm, on second thought, that'd be very bad. Tags: tesla coil guitar Views: 2009 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm not lying- aircrafts are modeled after this kick ass bird. 242 mph dive and they pull out of it at a 90 degree angle in SECONDS. Tags: peregrine falcon high velocity Views: 23630 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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When I watch this video of a tired baby sloth I become at peace with the world.. until I realize I could never own one. :( Tags: tired baby sloth Views: 2011 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If only I could 1. have a little girl as cool as this one 2. own a camel. .... and 3. own a sloth. Tags: girl camel Views: 17011 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This song and music video is fantastic... I'll forgive her for being inspired by Al Gore. Tags: Terra Naomi Say Its Possible Views: 1069 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The only thing that would make this hedgie cuter is if it were wearing a tiny hat. Alas, it is not. Tags: hungry hedgehog cute Views: 1703 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolRed Pandas Like to French Kiss
Awww, two pandas kissing! This is either the result of true love or years of unnatural confinement in a cage. Thinking that it is love and not cruelty lets me sleep at night. Tags: red panda kiss Views: 6084 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: Cool10 Year Old Piano Prodigy FTW
This kid loves Chopin like a fat kid loves cake. And how I love Wall E. Tags: 10 year old piano prodigy Views: 9114 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Aside from the eerie humming noise that reminds me that this robot will someday enslave the human race, this is pretty cool! Tags: bigdog quadruped robot Views: 9859 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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As the laziest person in America, it is my job to give this invention two thumbs up. If only they could invent a robot that would take over the job of raising children.. and call it some combination of "X" and "box"... Tags: robot plays fetch dog Views: 2692 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This man somehow combined the piano and the guitar into one frenzy of a good time... I think he met Satan at the cross roads. Tags: lap guitar Views: 4032 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
