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Her hip thrusting and "blow my whistle bitch" will be forever engrained in memory. Tags: girl dancing blow my whistle Views: 2445 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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For a second, I thought the kid was going to do a full flip and their head would fly off. But alas, it did not. Tags: soccer ball in face kid Views: 1591 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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Two ridiculous dancers are competing for who is the bigger dancing moron, and one of them happen to fall offstage. We have a winner! Tags: dancer falls offstage dance off Views: 1541 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The police pulled this guy over for dancing around while driving his car. Now as they're trying to interview him he can't stop making faces. God Bless crack. Tags: drugged out russian crazy faces police interview Views: 1950 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyCompany Interviews a Very Drunk Man
This is a pretty cruel company for purposely interviewing a drunk man, but hell, who cares. Tags: drunk man interviewed falls asleep laughs Views: 2485 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If an animal's ass is better than two feet across, don't stand behind it please. That goes for women, too. Tags: horse fart in face Views: 3954 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyDouche Blatantly Rips Off Dane Cook
His delivery is exactly the same as Dane's, rendering him completely unfunny and full of doucheness. If you disagree I will personally stab him in the jaw. I credit Dane for that spectacular move. Tags: blatant dane cook rip off douche Views: 2048 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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Someone might want to tell him he has a little something on his face before he goes in front of a camera again. Tags: russian drunk messes up interview Views: 2158 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Chuck Norris would be proud of this hybrid's existence, but he would immediately karate chop him in the eye for being a failure. Tags: cowboy ninja moves drunk Views: 1499 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Matt Damon flips out on Jimmy Kimmel for being a huge jackass and now, quite frankly, everyone is a little fearful of Matt Damon's wrath. Tags: matt damon jimmy kimmel Views: 3766 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyBig Retard Takes Darts in his Ass
Taking darts in the ass has got to be a metaphor for taking penises in the ass. Not much of a metaphor. Tags: darts in ass Views: 5604 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is the type of guy you want to take home to momma...so he can light his farts on fire for her. Tags: fart on fire Views: 1514 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I bet this guy really regrets missing that one day of forklift training where they taught you how to drive. Tags: forklift crash Views: 2381 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Instead of just writing former "Miss New Zealand" Rachel Huljich a ticket, this forklift operator attempts to move her Maserati out of a construction zone. Attempt is the key word. Tags: Maserati flip forklift Views: 2073 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The wisdom of a black man in the woods surpasses all others. BITCH. Tags: unforgivable black guy Views: 7435 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is what morning shows get for having an enormous glass window behind them. They are just asking for bare asses to be showing up during their shows. Tags: mooning Canadian morning show Views: 1725 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I thought college was all about sexual experimentation and blow - now I know it's about degredation and yelling. Tags: dean smacks student Views: 2608 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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God really does prayers. I need to stock up on holy water. Tags: salma boobs Views: 14362 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Hey lady, if the love poem your man wrote for you starts out with how you like to eat ribs and hot dogs, I'm pretty sure you should start starving yourself. Tags: hick poem jerry springer Views: 4735 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Some strung out "psychic" decides to use force to try and prove that he is psychic. If Chris Angel was a real magician he would have jacked that guy up. Tags: Phenomenon contestant Chris Angel Views: 2765 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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So THIS is the origin of the word "frisk." Tags: cop frisk penis Views: 3019 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The next time she gets stuck in a hole I say just shoot her. We'd do the same for a horse. Or a fat kid. Tags: fat woman stuck in ditch Views: 2236 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnySNLs Take on the Writers Strike
This Writers Guild of America strike is deeply affecting us all. If I miss an episode of House MD I might just swallow a gallon of cyanide. At least then they will have a script for a new episode. Tags: SNL on writers strike Views: 1344 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyModern Day Exorcisms
If you don't believe in demonic possessions, at least watch this for the Asian chick growling at a preacher. Tags: Views: 10719 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Just put a miniskirt and a halter top on her, and she'd give Alicia Silverstone a run for her money! Tags: little asian whatever Views: 4999 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyForklift Driver Forks Up Big Time
A forklift goes about 10mph and this guy was in an open warehouse. How do you fuck that up? Tags: forklift driver pulls off door Views: 2231 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This wee guy already has the bitch stare down. Future costar in the new Unforgiveable video... Tags: evil eye Views: 2628 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyTiny Dog Owns Huge Cat
The little guy wanted some action, and he took what he could get. After all, the little nerd was wearing a plaid sweater. It's not all poodles and palmeranians for this dood. Tags: dog humps cat Views: 6555 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyGirl Gets a Painful Hanging Wedgie
Those panties must have been from the Steel Ass Floss collection at Victoria's Secret. 5 for $25. Tags: girl gets wedgie Views: 12078 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Priests are notorious for bad vision. After all, Father Mullins claimed that he was just reaching for the Holy Water sprinkler whenever he molested little Timmy. I'm sure that's always the case. Tags: priest blesses microphone Views: 2671 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I guess it wasn't hip anymore to dance to Michael Jackson for these cons... but Soulja boy is so hot right now. Tags: Filipino prisoners soulja boy Views: 18602 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The fact that I'm more excited about a Pixar film than anything else is very frightening, but this is bound to be movie gold! The robot is cuter than puppies covered in marshmallows for Pete's sake! Tags: wall e full length trailer Views: 4858 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyWhen Laughing Babies Go Wrong
Don't feel bad Junior, I get those two confused all of the time. I got thrown out of one of Dane Cook's shows for that very reason. Tags: funny laughing baby Views: 12797 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyNatalie Portman Raps the F*ck Out
For a pretty Harvard graduate, she sure is scary. ... Hold me. Tags: natalie portman raps Views: 4526 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Apparently her mother didn't tell her to look both ways before walking by someone breakdancing. Tags: breakdance kick girl Views: 2257 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I hope he doesn't have the same reaction when his kid sister tries to scare him on Halloween in her Power Ranger costume. Tags: guy punches kid in face halloween prank Views: 2504 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulFireworks Being Shot at a Saudi
His cleverly pathetic evasive movements aren't working out too well for him. Tags: saudi fireworks shot Views: 1549 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Someone needs to tell these idiots that this isn't funny, it's most likely a form of torture in a third world country. Tags: drinks hot wax punch Views: 2055 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Remember seeing giant puzzle rings at a Discovery channel store and always wondering what they were used for - now you know. Tags: giant spike ring piercing Views: 1427 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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So is it a ritual to get shocked before you go scale a cliff, or were they just wearing those for fun? Tags: shocked taser Views: 5218 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's frightening how the rest of the douchebags don't even care that their friend is dying from a broken neck, even after they pulled him out of the water. Tags: messes around for camera backflip Views: 2353 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is what people get for not listening to their first grade teacher with lunch lady arms. Tags: people getting hit by cars Views: 2417 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulFrench Runner Pwns Himself
He might have lost the race, but he has to go into the record books for being the only man alive to be knocked out by a train moving at 2mph. Tags: runner knocked out Views: 2246 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Little did Akeem know, there was a big fucking bomb in the road ahead of him. Tags: civilian IED Views: 2206 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulCriminal Mows Down his Girlfriend
What? Bitch didn't make chocolate pie for Thanksgiving. Tags: criminal runs over girlfriend Views: 2339 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Absolute truths are very rare to discover, but I know one for certain: lions will kick your ass, even if you have a gun the size of Kenya. Tags: lion charges hunter Views: 5438 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The officer was fired after this woman ended up bruised and bleeding (although the video cuts out for an undetermined amount of time). I personally think she just had a whoopsie. Tags: woman pool blood Views: 2032 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is what you get for rubbing yourself all over underage sluts inside of a club. Karma. Tags: beaten night club Views: 2483 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is what you get for being nice to nature. You get punched in the face by an elephant. Tags: elephant punch old man Views: 4757 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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In order to fly a plane, you must go through rigorous pooping exercises. Or at least that's what this looks like. Tags: gforce training pilot Views: 2174 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If these people are worshipping this kid for his monkey tail, I wonder if I can get a group to worship me for my third nipple. Just a thought. Tags: boy with tail monkey Views: 5144 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeChris Crocker Hates 9/11
Chris Crocker, the one who screamed and cried for everyone to leave Britney Spears alone, is now surprisingly cold when it comes to 9/11. Tags: Chris Crocker 9/11 Britney Spears Views: 2604 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm sure hoping he did this for more than a Jolly Rancher, because I'm pretty sure that teeny python could have taken his left eye out a few times. Tags: man fights snake vicious scary Views: 1358 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This guy doesn't break a sweat as his plane plummets down towards the earth, making me question why he still has his pilot's license. Tags: planes collide crash parachute Views: 1764 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Bird cannibalism is always good for the whole family, so keep watching you sadistic bastards. Tags: peican eats pigeon Views: 1474 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Two church pastors decide that instead of hiding from certain subjects, they'll preach about it. All the young kids in this church probably couldn't make eye contact for the whole sermon. Tags: pastor preaching sermon video Views: 6902 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Showing school spirit isn't a crime, but I can see why people were upset that the teacher was shaking her rump, inviting the male students to mount her. Tags: teacher fired cheerleading Views: 3562 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I heard on Late Night with Conan O'Brien the other night that it's legal for women to show their bare breasts. Maybe this guy thought the same rule applied to naked men with flaccid penises. Tags: naked man times square Views: 2037 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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For all of you cheap perverts out there, here is a good way to make a sex toy so you can get your jollies. Tags: homemade sex toy Views: 13617 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Hannibal the camel devours his dead friend. This image is disturbing enough, but the evil sound that camel makes will haunt my dreams forever. Tags: cannibal camel Views: 2648 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Seeing a very angry baboon errupt from the bushes is grounds for wetting yourself. I'm sure that woman did a whole lot of wetting. Tags: baboon attack Views: 2799 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Monks who like to be fully engulfed in fire should really invest in one of these suits - usually they end up dead, yet this guy is running around like a kid on crack. Tags: engulfed in fire Views: 1554 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Using the oil from one large McDonald's french fry, this guy "paints" this enormous picture. I don't think I will be having fast food for a while. Tags: french fry painting Views: 50302 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeAnother Man Eats a Live Critter
I'm not sure if this mouse is fake, but I still have bile forcing its way into my mouth. Tags: live mouse eaten Views: 1210 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is how my whorish cousin's throat looked after she deep throated a large man named Eduardo for 15 hours. She can only eat applesauce now. Tags: weird throat Views: 1917 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm pretty sure this is from Terry Gilliam Jr. I hope to see more of this messed up shit. Tags: weird animation monty python Views: 6100 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's incredible that although this girl is horribly deformed, her brain still functions normally. Crazy!!! Tags: clover leaf skull syndrome Views: 10718 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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And the funny thing is, the pot would be better for you than anything else you could buy at McDonalds. On a different note, whats up with the freak in the monkey hat? Tags: Views: 2604 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeGillettes are for Pussies
If you want to be a real man, you shave with fire. Tags: shaving with fire Views: 1637 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I thank God every day for people who have enough time on their hands to film stuff like this. Tags: exploding watermelon Views: 2788 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeSliding an Eye Out of Its Socket
This new age pirate's eye is so sick. If this is some sort of camera trickery I puked onto my keyboard for nothing. :( Tags: fake eye socket Views: 2730 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Hopefully this is the donkey's punishment for sodomizing the entire gang, otherwise I'm going to have personally travel over to Baghdad and throw any and all kids off of a bridge. Tags: donkey throw bridge Views: 2449 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I don't understand why some of these people aren't insanely rich. That was so cool. Tags: street performer drums buckets solo cool Views: 3042 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I had three kids and two grandchildren within the time it took for these people to make this.
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It's sad that this didn't make it to the public... nerds would be pwning noobs left and right all day long with it's handy dandy travel size. Tags: halo on nintendo ds Views: 2434 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If it weren't for the three inches in between him and the rock, I'm pretty sure this video would be too bloody for the internet. Tags: high cliff jump Views: 1762 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Jack-O-Lanterns are for sissies. Pumpkins should be used for destroying vehicles! Tags: giant pumpkin drop Views: 1476 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is a cute video, until you realize that this penguin is wearing his dead brother penguin to use as a backpack. Tags: penguin shops family Views: 1620 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Being able to squat a full grown man is only one of the requirements for working at Hooters... Tags: hooters squat man Views: 11699 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I could stare at this literally for hours. His hands are sex. Watch and be hypnotized. Tags: amazing drum solo Views: 836822 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolTiny Foreign Spiderman
I think Stan Lee forgot to mention that Spiderman was an Arab... Tags: arab spiderman Views: 2026 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolInsanity on a Scooter
Whoever knew razor scooters were actually good for something? Way to go nerds! Tags: cool scooter tricks Views: 2079 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This puppy is so cute I want to chop him up into tiny puppy pieces and eat him for dinner. Tags: cute puppy whistle Views: 5466 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is the best display of marching madness I have ever seen. If there is some sort of athletic event that involves hundreds of students forming the Triforce, I'm sold. Tags: marching band video games Views: 3058 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The anchor is ridiculously brave for apologizing to the audience while a potential raging inferno (aka- a blown light) is above her. Tags: CNN fire on set Views: 2296 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolSweetass Tricks on a Scooter
Who said these were just for fatasses who ate themselves into oblivion? Nice! Tags: scooter moped tricks Views: 2216 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Pieces of ice that big from 1600ft up are a death sentence. Too bad for all of the cars parked below. Tags: huge ice chunks oklahoma Views: 1917 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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There are so many variations of how this could have went terribly wrong and unfortunately none of them happened...but it is still wicked awesome. Tags: fire balls Views: 1342 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Now some of you may scoff at a "boring" video, but I will not. And I will also not beg you for your acceptance and then cry about it later when I get rejected. Tags: matchstick cube Views: 1416 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I thought Rock Band was just a weak knock off of Guitar Hero... but apparently you may need some actual skill to play. That saves me $100. Tags: rock band drums Views: 2346 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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When I watch this video of a tired baby sloth I become at peace with the world.. until I realize I could never own one. :( Tags: tired baby sloth Views: 2011 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This song and music video is fantastic... I'll forgive her for being inspired by Al Gore. Tags: Terra Naomi Say Its Possible Views: 1069 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Guinness World Records gives Chris, also known as imchris4life, the title of the highest ranking Guitar Hero player... and also as the biggest loser in America. Tags: imchris4life guitar hero guinness world records Views: 13896 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
