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Who cares what this girl's name is, she gets slapped off of her chair. Pure gold.
Tags: slapped  in  the  face 
Views: 2575
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So maybe this David Blaine has a drawn on goatee, but the look into the camera is spot on.
Tags: David  Blaine  funny  spoof 
Views: 2461
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Judging by the happy gurgling sounds the baby made, I'm sure it didn't hurt. Either that or he is now a just a little slow.
Tags: baby  hit  by  football 
Views: 4222
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This fits so perfectly I could scream... explaining why I watched it twenty times.
Tags: family  guy  chris  crocker 
Views: 1978
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And not just two wallabies. Four, count em, four wallabies getting their jollies. I always knew they were better than kangaroos.
Tags: wallabies  sex  funny  zoo 
Views: 1404
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The next time I go on a walk through the woods I'm bringing a shotgun so Bambi doesn't go crazy on my pooch.
Tags: crazy  deer  attacks  little  dog  mean  wildlife   
Views: 12379
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What's better than spazzy, nerdy, fisted characters?
Tags: harry  potter  puppet  pals  funny  nerdy 
Views: 409
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The strategic planning that went into this didn't pay off. Poor guy.
Tags: cap  on  gatorade  drink  kyle  busch 
Views: 1703
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Animals can apparently laugh; and someone spent years of research on finding that out.
Tags: laughing  rats  cool  funny  animals 
Views: 3140
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If an animal's ass is better than two feet across, don't stand behind it please. That goes for women, too.
Tags: horse  fart  in  face 
Views: 2362
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Someone must have eaten his Wheaties. And when I say Wheaties I mean crack.
Tags: coach  spazzes  out  cheerleader 
Views: 880
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Instead of giving that thing a bath, they should have been driving stakes through its heart.
Tags: evil  dog  from  hell  growling 
Views: 1596
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Funhouses being able to rape people is complete news to me. Good thing it didn't decide to get randy in the room that was just a big spinning tube, although it'd be more appropriate.
Tags: fun  house  woman  falls  prank 
Views: 1398
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Either this girl is pathetic enough to fake being drunk to get this on tape or she really is a lame ass singing about her green shoes.
Tags: drunk  roommate  roomie  sings  in  hall 
Views: 988
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His delivery is exactly the same as Dane's, rendering him completely unfunny and full of doucheness. If you disagree I will personally stab him in the jaw. I credit Dane for that spectacular move.
Tags: blatant  dane  cook  rip  off  douche 
Views: 1228
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Her (failed) attempts at avoiding talking about prison make me light up like a light bulb. Or like a smoker who tried to quit cold turkey.
Tags: paris  hilton  owned  david  letterman  prison 
Views: 2038
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I don't honestly think being smacked with a three inch wide stick should result in blood curdling screams. But hey, what do I know, I'm not a pussy.
Tags: guy  hit  with  stick 
Views: 1056
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If you hump Danny Bonaduce, you're going to get your ass beat. It's well known that he is the next, albeit more drunk, Chuck Norris.
Tags: danny  bonaduce  jonny  fairplay  reality  tv  knock  out 
Views: 1974
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Yes this may be a fight to the death, but you know as well as I do that you can't stop laughing because they are using their fucking NECKS.
Tags: giraffes  fighting  in  the  wild 
Views: 901
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This kid has got sexy written all over him...from the saggy tits to the tighty whities. RED HOT!
Tags: fat  kid  dances  to  ms  new  booty 
Views: 1332
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It's always amazing to see your great aunt Mildred get krunk.
Tags: older  woman  drunk  at  wedding 
Views: 1088
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Chuck Norris would be proud of this hybrid's existence, but he would immediately karate chop him in the eye for being a failure.
Tags: cowboy  ninja  moves  drunk 
Views: 844
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Chubs McGee flips his friend's four wheeler backwards. Never trust a fatty.
Tags: fat  kid  flips  four  wheeler 
Views: 911
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Yes, I'll go right out and buy that ladder because I enjoy breaking my back on live TV.
Tags: qvc  ladder  fall 
Views: 5780
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Even babies know that if they spin around 100 times they're going to be dizzy, but somehow this asshole was completely surprised when he slammed into a filing cabinet.
Tags: spins  in  chair  falls  into  cabinet 
Views: 1267
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The most artistic moment was when the atv rolled slowly over the second kid on the ground and I pissed my pants.
Tags: two  guys  crash  atv  stunt 
Views: 885
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In order to defend Taco Bell's honor, this guy assaults McDonald's workers by throwing burritos. Well played, sir.
Tags: throws  tacos  burritos  at  workers 
Views: 1109
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This is what you're thinking everytime a 90 year old corpse is in front of you at Giant Eagle. Please note his demonic voice throughout the entire skit.
Tags: john  pinette  get  out  of  line 
Views: 1568
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Matt Damon flips out on Jimmy Kimmel for being a huge jackass and now, quite frankly, everyone is a little fearful of Matt Damon's wrath.
Tags: matt  damon  jimmy  kimmel 
Views: 2218
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While the paparazzi swarm around the two girls, some crazy woman decides to heckle Britney. Jamie Lynn responds by telling her to get the fuck out. Nice, Ms. Spears!
Tags: Britney  Spears  yelling  at  woman 
Views: 1166
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Instead of giggling and getting embarassed, I would have been punching that woman in the mouth. Or better yet, I'd be making her kiss some monkeys.
Tags: girls  kiss  monkeys 
Views: 1661
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Getting caught masturbating has to be in the top five of a college guy's most feared list. Number four is crying over a letter from mom.
Tags: guy  caught  masturbating 
Views: 2610
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This actually reminds me of the singer-dancer relationship Britney Spears had with Kevin Federline.
Tags: dog  humps  dance 
Views: 1727
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This may be older, but the pricelessness of... HELLO? NAH, JUST WATCHING A VIDEO. .. .. A VIDEO. YEAH. WHAT?
Tags: trigger  happy  tv 
Views: 837
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I bet this guy really regrets missing that one day of forklift training where they taught you how to drive.
Tags: forklift  crash 
Views: 1126
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Home shopping networks have always been prime places to watch dumbass mistakes.
Tags: battery  catches  fire 
Views: 1099
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Watching this happen on live tv is almost as good as watching someone get shot. His reaction is hilarious!
Tags: fire  alarm  conan  obrien 
Views: 1919
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The most confusing part of the whole video was that Shaolin monks were actually present to create the gaping hole.
Tags: monk  hole  model  fall 
Views: 1384
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That dolphin knew what it was doing...jackass!
Tags: dolphin  hits  bird 
Views: 1377
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If she does this when she is annoyed with just a photographer, imagine what she does with her kids. I have a feeling she carries a cattleprod in her baby bag.
Tags: Britney  Spears  runs  over  photographer 
Views: 914
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This was the slowest crash in history. The drunk driver actually put serious thought into how he was going to fuck up that store front. Congrats!
Tags: drunk  driver  7  11 
Views: 825
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Instead of just writing former "Miss New Zealand" Rachel Huljich a ticket, this forklift operator attempts to move her Maserati out of a construction zone. Attempt is the key word.
Tags: Maserati  flip  forklift 
Views: 1197
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I always knew Marge was a little skank. But that cheating whore gets what she deserves!
Tags: Quagmire  Simpsons 
Views: 2363
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This is what morning shows get for having an enormous glass window behind them. They are just asking for bare asses to be showing up during their shows.
Tags: mooning  Canadian  morning  show 
Views: 881
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What's up with the old woman in the crazy white and red outfit watching?
Tags: skater  accident  ouch 
Views: 801
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This woman was able to lose control of a scooter going at the most 15mph. I'm pretty sure she deserves an award. Or a punch in the face.
Tags: scooter  crash  woman 
Views: 868
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It's different when you mess up your own routine, but when you make failures out of three other 90 lb girls? Watch out. There are gunna be some killins tonight.
Tags: gymast  mistake  pile  up 
Views: 1023
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I can give you twenty good reasons not to work at a snake store. This is number 13.
Tags: snake  store  employee  bit 
Views: 3591
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I bet being fully engulfed in that fire would really hurt.
Tags: myer  hobart  fire  september  22  blaze 
Views: 601
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No wonder why skaters are so emo, they're always hitting their heads on rock hard cement.
Tags: skater  hits  head  on  cement  ouch  fall   
Views: 727
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I don't know what is more pathetic: his attempt at this flip or the fact that he is trying to impress 13 year old girls.
Tags: cheerleading  coach  drunk  flip  fall 
Views: 934
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Either he lost all of his teeth or he is internally bleeding. Yay blood!
Tags: skater  hits  his  face  on  board 
Views: 576
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Seeing that she had to down vodka just to endure a bikni wax, I'm guessing she shouldn't have kids.
Tags: bikini  wax  ouch  boyfriend   
Views: 21006
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Dirt bikes and big air are awesome. But it is not awesome when your dirt bike is seperated from you by big air.
Tags: failed  superman  dirtbike  accident 
Views: 1122
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Someone needs to explain to this guy that being engulfed in flames isnt't typically a good drinking activity.
Tags: failed  fire  shot  liquid  burning 
Views: 717
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Whatever weird mix of breakdancing and ballet he was trying needs to be stopped. As in, now.
Tags: failed  dance  move  smash  face 
Views: 1020
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His cleverly pathetic evasive movements aren't working out too well for him.
Tags: saudi  fireworks  shot 
Views: 780
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Lucky the horses didn't snap their necks, or those cowboys would be going home with two big bottles of glue.
Tags: wild  horses  crash  full  speed  rodeo 
Views: 1842
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Let's take a second to analyze why the guy in the first few seconds was pretending to whack off.
Tags: ankle  snap  skater  jump 
Views: 814
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The best part about the whole video is that the douchebag kept trying to sell the ladder that collapsed underneath him.
Tags: ladder  collapse  show 
Views: 1178
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Someone needs to tell these idiots that this isn't funny, it's most likely a form of torture in a third world country.
Tags: drinks  hot  wax  punch 
Views: 1195
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I would think being in a waist deep river of bat shit would be worse than having a giant snake nibbling at your butt.
Tags: giant  python  bites  man 
Views: 1017
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You are on a very narrow, rocky cliff that's many many feet high. Why not take a little procaution and NOT fall down the side?
Tags: mountain  biker  falls   
Views: 788
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Remember seeing giant puzzle rings at a Discovery channel store and always wondering what they were used for - now you know.
Tags: giant  spike  ring  piercing 
Views: 617
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His bones must be made of chalk if his shin broke in half from the other guy just running into it. Got milk?
Tags: soccer  player  shin  break 
Views: 1212
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Being rammed by a car through your store wall deserves a medal or possibly a giant, six-foot key to the city.
Tags: guy  gets  hit  through  store  wall 
Views: 1023
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The worst part isn't even when he falls down. Once he is down there is an epic battle between him and the escalator that takes about three hours.
Tags: old  man  falls  escalator 
Views: 1256
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So is it a ritual to get shocked before you go scale a cliff, or were they just wearing those for fun?
Tags: shocked  taser 
Views: 4325
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He just blew his car to smithereens to protest paying $1.25 at a toll road. Good cause.
Tags: toll  booth  crash 
Views: 1324
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Practicing a slam dunk will never help this guy, especially since he is now semi-retarded from that impact.
Tags: bad  slam  dunk 
Views: 1376
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At the end of the day she is going to know if maggots taste like chicken... and that's just sad.
Tags: drunk  girl  eats  maggots 
Views: 3272
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In order to fly a plane, you must go through rigorous pooping exercises. Or at least that's what this looks like.
Tags: gforce  training  pilot 
Views: 1103
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This is usually when someone fetches a blow up swimming pool and 10 gallons of mud.
Tags: models  catty   
Views: 4315
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Following the first protestors shouts of "war criminal" the security guards just start throwing everyone the hell out. You would have thought that they were setting people on fire, not wearing pink crowns (???).
Tags: protestor  condoleezza 
Views: 1553
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Chris Crocker, the one who screamed and cried for everyone to leave Britney Spears alone, is now surprisingly cold when it comes to 9/11.
Tags: Chris  Crocker  9/11  Britney  Spears 
Views: 1514
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Some crazy voodoo magic is making this ice cold water FREEZE in the middle of the desert. I know there was a reason I didn't want to live in Iraq.
Tags: water  freezing  instantly  desert  soldiers  ice 
Views: 2275
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One day she'll look back and realize she had a handful of killing machines all over her body. Then ironically she'll die of a heart attack.
Tags: scorpions  little  girl  plays   
Views: 757
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I'm sure hoping he did this for more than a Jolly Rancher, because I'm pretty sure that teeny python could have taken his left eye out a few times.
Tags: man  fights  snake  vicious  scary 
Views: 714
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In a few months little elerhinos (rhinephants?) will be running around, because that rhino is sure as hell thinking "I want you. I need you. Oh baby. Oh baby."
Tags: elephant  humps  rhino 
Views: 10900
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Back when I was in 5th grade they just taught us the abc's or some shit like that.
Tags: teaches  kid  the  n  word 
Views: 798
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So the whole interspecies thing is cool now? Awesome. I'll go tell my goat.
Tags: cat  sucking  on  dogs  nipple 
Views: 755
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This guy doesn't break a sweat as his plane plummets down towards the earth, making me question why he still has his pilot's license.
Tags: planes  collide  crash  parachute 
Views: 984
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Bird cannibalism is always good for the whole family, so keep watching you sadistic bastards.
Tags: peican  eats  pigeon 
Views: 704
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Two church pastors decide that instead of hiding from certain subjects, they'll preach about it. All the young kids in this church probably couldn't make eye contact for the whole sermon.
Tags: pastor  preaching  sermon  video 
Views: 5655
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Showing school spirit isn't a crime, but I can see why people were upset that the teacher was shaking her rump, inviting the male students to mount her.
Tags: teacher  fired  cheerleading 
Views: 2629
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A bear twirls and tosses a stick like a baton. He must have absorbed the talents of the 9 year old girl he ate last week.
Tags: bear  tosses  stick 
Views: 6103
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The demons got inside this man, allowing him to do two things at once with his mouth. I bet his girlfriend thinks he is a real keeper!
Tags: beatboxing  flute 
Views: 981
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I heard on Late Night with Conan O'Brien the other night that it's legal for women to show their bare breasts. Maybe this guy thought the same rule applied to naked men with flaccid penises.
Tags: naked  man  times  square 
Views: 933
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His pickup line is "Hey ladies, wanna see me get freaky with my own ass?" Yeah I'm sure that doesn't work dood.
Tags: gives  self  wedgie 
Views: 831
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I heard when kids eat their boogers it helps their immune system. This elephant must be afraid of the plague with the hude mound of crap he is eating.
Tags: elephant  eats  shit 
Views: 1047
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There is an alarming amount of animal sex on this site, but I thought that one more video of a goat and two turtles just couldn't hurt.
Tags: goat  turtle  sex 
Views: 6685
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Hannibal the camel devours his dead friend. This image is disturbing enough, but the evil sound that camel makes will haunt my dreams forever.
Tags: cannibal  camel 
Views: 1681
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The moral of the story is don't buy puppies, don't give away puppies, and don't think about puppies. Otherwise you'll end up bawling on national television.
Tags: ellen  cries  show 
Views: 8228
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Just looking at this puts bile in my throat, and he just jumps on in like its a day at the waterpark. Ew.
Tags: boy  jumps  sewer 
Views: 873
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The real kicker is that later in the night, the gecko climbs out of his mouth and tears his face to pieces with little gecko fury.
Tags: eats  live  gecko 
Views: 593
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I had a 10 minute long discussion the other day on why I hated onions and these people are chomping down on maggoty cheese.
Tags: gross  food  delicacy 
Views: 1270
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It's funny how this boy had more sense than most teenagers. I'm sure they wouldn't have done the same in that situation; if anything, the would have loaded up the mom with another tequila shot.
Tags: boy  calls  911 
Views: 1055
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Seeing a very angry baboon errupt from the bushes is grounds for wetting yourself. I'm sure that woman did a whole lot of wetting.
Tags: baboon  attack 
Views: 1885
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Monks who like to be fully engulfed in fire should really invest in one of these suits - usually they end up dead, yet this guy is running around like a kid on crack.
Tags: engulfed  in  fire 
Views: 685
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Bitch better learn- when you wear the robes, you get to do whatever you like to those little kids! ...
Tags: priest  fight 
Views: 3020
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I don't believe the announcer who said it'd never happen in a 100 years, because I'm pretty sure it just DID.
Tags: magic  bat   
Views: 1843
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The tiny bald Asian is the most badass of them all. Some pretty neat gymnastic stunts.
Tags: cool  gymnastics  asian 
Views: 644
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Now you know how to steal from the Coke machine that stole from you millions of times. Revenge is sweet.
Tags: Coke  machine  money  hack 
Views: 9429
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Something tells me that the real game was lacking hairy transvestites and monkey humping.
Tags: Donkey  Kong  Bam  Margera  real  life 
Views: 1065
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It's pretty obvious that this is fake, but it's so convincing I needed to share. Sit down with a twisty cone and enjoy!
Tags: hit  by  car  special  effects 
Views: 1049
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If only this gun was in Halo 3. I'd be killin' some fools.
Tags: automatic  handgun  hack 
Views: 1506
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I don't understand why some of these people aren't insanely rich. That was so cool.
Tags: street  performer  drums  buckets  solo  cool 
Views: 1986
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Personally, I just think this resulted from all of the kids in China jumping up and down at the same time.
Tags: underground  nuke  explosion  nuclear 
Views: 14300
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Luckily these people survived and were able to leave that deathtrap in pee stained kahkis.
Tags: helicopter  going  down  first  person 
Views: 1072
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It's sad that this didn't make it to the public... nerds would be pwning noobs left and right all day long with it's handy dandy travel size.
Tags: halo  on  nintendo  ds 
Views: 1276
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Seeing that this beverage glows like a glowstick, I assume that it's completely safe to drink one. So go try it and make sure to videotape it.
Tags: mounta