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Who cares what this girl's name is, she gets slapped off of her chair. Pure gold. Tags: slapped in the face Views: 2575 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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So maybe this David Blaine has a drawn on goatee, but the look into the camera is spot on. Tags: David Blaine funny spoof Views: 2461 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyBaby Gets Beamed With a Football
Judging by the happy gurgling sounds the baby made, I'm sure it didn't hurt. Either that or he is now a just a little slow. Tags: baby hit by football Views: 4222 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This fits so perfectly I could scream... explaining why I watched it twenty times. Tags: family guy chris crocker Views: 1978 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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And not just two wallabies. Four, count em, four wallabies getting their jollies. I always knew they were better than kangaroos. Tags: wallabies sex funny zoo Views: 1404 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyPyscho Deer Attacks an Innocent Dog
The next time I go on a walk through the woods I'm bringing a shotgun so Bambi doesn't go crazy on my pooch. Tags: crazy deer attacks little dog mean wildlife Views: 12379 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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What's better than spazzy, nerdy, fisted characters? Tags: harry potter puppet pals funny nerdy Views: 409 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyDrinking Gatorade is Brutal
The strategic planning that went into this didn't pay off. Poor guy. Tags: cap on gatorade drink kyle busch Views: 1703 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyRats Find Something to Laugh About
Animals can apparently laugh; and someone spent years of research on finding that out. Tags: laughing rats cool funny animals Views: 3140 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If an animal's ass is better than two feet across, don't stand behind it please. That goes for women, too. Tags: horse fart in face Views: 2362 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyInsane Coach Spazzes Out
Someone must have eaten his Wheaties. And when I say Wheaties I mean crack.
Tags: coach spazzes out cheerleader Views: 880 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnySatanic Dog Caught on Film
Instead of giving that thing a bath, they should have been driving stakes through its heart. Tags: evil dog from hell growling Views: 1596 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Funhouses being able to rape people is complete news to me. Good thing it didn't decide to get randy in the room that was just a big spinning tube, although it'd be more appropriate. Tags: fun house woman falls prank Views: 1398 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Either this girl is pathetic enough to fake being drunk to get this on tape or she really is a lame ass singing about her green shoes. Tags: drunk roommate roomie sings in hall Views: 988 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyDouche Blatantly Rips Off Dane Cook
His delivery is exactly the same as Dane's, rendering him completely unfunny and full of doucheness. If you disagree I will personally stab him in the jaw. I credit Dane for that spectacular move. Tags: blatant dane cook rip off douche Views: 1228 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Her (failed) attempts at avoiding talking about prison make me light up like a light bulb. Or like a smoker who tried to quit cold turkey. Tags: paris hilton owned david letterman prison Views: 2038 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I don't honestly think being smacked with a three inch wide stick should result in blood curdling screams. But hey, what do I know, I'm not a pussy. Tags: guy hit with stick Views: 1056 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If you hump Danny Bonaduce, you're going to get your ass beat. It's well known that he is the next, albeit more drunk, Chuck Norris. Tags: danny bonaduce jonny fairplay reality tv knock out Views: 1974 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Yes this may be a fight to the death, but you know as well as I do that you can't stop laughing because they are using their fucking NECKS. Tags: giraffes fighting in the wild Views: 901 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyFat Kid Shaking His Monumental Ass
This kid has got sexy written all over him...from the saggy tits to the tighty whities. RED HOT! Tags: fat kid dances to ms new booty Views: 1332 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's always amazing to see your great aunt Mildred get krunk. Tags: older woman drunk at wedding Views: 1088 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Chuck Norris would be proud of this hybrid's existence, but he would immediately karate chop him in the eye for being a failure. Tags: cowboy ninja moves drunk Views: 844 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyNever Ride with a Fatty
Chubs McGee flips his friend's four wheeler backwards. Never trust a fatty. Tags: fat kid flips four wheeler Views: 911 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyIdiot on QVC Falls Off a Ladder
Yes, I'll go right out and buy that ladder because I enjoy breaking my back on live TV. Tags: qvc ladder fall Views: 5780 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Even babies know that if they spin around 100 times they're going to be dizzy, but somehow this asshole was completely surprised when he slammed into a filing cabinet. Tags: spins in chair falls into cabinet Views: 1267 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The most artistic moment was when the atv rolled slowly over the second kid on the ground and I pissed my pants. Tags: two guys crash atv stunt Views: 885 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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In order to defend Taco Bell's honor, this guy assaults McDonald's workers by throwing burritos. Well played, sir. Tags: throws tacos burritos at workers Views: 1109 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is what you're thinking everytime a 90 year old corpse is in front of you at Giant Eagle. Please note his demonic voice throughout the entire skit. Tags: john pinette get out of line Views: 1568 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Matt Damon flips out on Jimmy Kimmel for being a huge jackass and now, quite frankly, everyone is a little fearful of Matt Damon's wrath. Tags: matt damon jimmy kimmel Views: 2218 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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While the paparazzi swarm around the two girls, some crazy woman decides to heckle Britney. Jamie Lynn responds by telling her to get the fuck out. Nice, Ms. Spears! Tags: Britney Spears yelling at woman Views: 1166 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Instead of giggling and getting embarassed, I would have been punching that woman in the mouth. Or better yet, I'd be making her kiss some monkeys. Tags: girls kiss monkeys Views: 1661 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Getting caught masturbating has to be in the top five of a college guy's most feared list. Number four is crying over a letter from mom. Tags: guy caught masturbating Views: 2610 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This actually reminds me of the singer-dancer relationship Britney Spears had with Kevin Federline. Tags: dog humps dance Views: 1727 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This may be older, but the pricelessness of... HELLO? NAH, JUST WATCHING A VIDEO. .. .. A VIDEO. YEAH. WHAT? Tags: trigger happy tv Views: 837 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I bet this guy really regrets missing that one day of forklift training where they taught you how to drive. Tags: forklift crash Views: 1126 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyHome Shopping Network Battery Fire
Home shopping networks have always been prime places to watch dumbass mistakes. Tags: battery catches fire Views: 1099 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Watching this happen on live tv is almost as good as watching someone get shot. His reaction is hilarious! Tags: fire alarm conan obrien Views: 1919 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The most confusing part of the whole video was that Shaolin monks were actually present to create the gaping hole. Tags: monk hole model fall Views: 1384 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnySeagull Gets Nailed by a Dolphin
That dolphin knew what it was doing...jackass! Tags: dolphin hits bird Views: 1377 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If she does this when she is annoyed with just a photographer, imagine what she does with her kids. I have a feeling she carries a cattleprod in her baby bag. Tags: Britney Spears runs over photographer Views: 914 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This was the slowest crash in history. The drunk driver actually put serious thought into how he was going to fuck up that store front. Congrats! Tags: drunk driver 7 11 Views: 825 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Instead of just writing former "Miss New Zealand" Rachel Huljich a ticket, this forklift operator attempts to move her Maserati out of a construction zone. Attempt is the key word. Tags: Maserati flip forklift Views: 1197 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I always knew Marge was a little skank. But that cheating whore gets what she deserves! Tags: Quagmire Simpsons Views: 2363 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is what morning shows get for having an enormous glass window behind them. They are just asking for bare asses to be showing up during their shows. Tags: mooning Canadian morning show Views: 881 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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What's up with the old woman in the crazy white and red outfit watching? Tags: skater accident ouch Views: 801 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This woman was able to lose control of a scooter going at the most 15mph. I'm pretty sure she deserves an award. Or a punch in the face. Tags: scooter crash woman Views: 868 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's different when you mess up your own routine, but when you make failures out of three other 90 lb girls? Watch out. There are gunna be some killins tonight. Tags: gymast mistake pile up Views: 1023 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I can give you twenty good reasons not to work at a snake store. This is number 13. Tags: snake store employee bit Views: 3591 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulVideo of an Insane Fire
I bet being fully engulfed in that fire would really hurt. Tags: myer hobart fire september 22 blaze Views: 601 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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No wonder why skaters are so emo, they're always hitting their heads on rock hard cement. Tags: skater hits head on cement ouch fall Views: 727 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I don't know what is more pathetic: his attempt at this flip or the fact that he is trying to impress 13 year old girls. Tags: cheerleading coach drunk flip fall Views: 934 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Either he lost all of his teeth or he is internally bleeding. Yay blood! Tags: skater hits his face on board Views: 576 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Seeing that she had to down vodka just to endure a bikni wax, I'm guessing she shouldn't have kids. Tags: bikini wax ouch boyfriend Views: 21006 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Dirt bikes and big air are awesome. But it is not awesome when your dirt bike is seperated from you by big air.
Tags: failed superman dirtbike accident Views: 1122 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Someone needs to explain to this guy that being engulfed in flames isnt't typically a good drinking activity. Tags: failed fire shot liquid burning Views: 717 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Whatever weird mix of breakdancing and ballet he was trying needs to be stopped. As in, now. Tags: failed dance move smash face Views: 1020 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulFireworks Being Shot at a Saudi
His cleverly pathetic evasive movements aren't working out too well for him. Tags: saudi fireworks shot Views: 780 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Lucky the horses didn't snap their necks, or those cowboys would be going home with two big bottles of glue. Tags: wild horses crash full speed rodeo Views: 1842 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Let's take a second to analyze why the guy in the first few seconds was pretending to whack off. Tags: ankle snap skater jump Views: 814 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The best part about the whole video is that the douchebag kept trying to sell the ladder that collapsed underneath him. Tags: ladder collapse show Views: 1178 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Someone needs to tell these idiots that this isn't funny, it's most likely a form of torture in a third world country. Tags: drinks hot wax punch Views: 1195 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulGiant Python Bites Man on the Ass
I would think being in a waist deep river of bat shit would be worse than having a giant snake nibbling at your butt. Tags: giant python bites man Views: 1017 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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You are on a very narrow, rocky cliff that's many many feet high. Why not take a little procaution and NOT fall down the side? Tags: mountain biker falls Views: 788 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Remember seeing giant puzzle rings at a Discovery channel store and always wondering what they were used for - now you know. Tags: giant spike ring piercing Views: 617 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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His bones must be made of chalk if his shin broke in half from the other guy just running into it. Got milk? Tags: soccer player shin break Views: 1212 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Being rammed by a car through your store wall deserves a medal or possibly a giant, six-foot key to the city. Tags: guy gets hit through store wall Views: 1023 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The worst part isn't even when he falls down. Once he is down there is an epic battle between him and the escalator that takes about three hours. Tags: old man falls escalator Views: 1256 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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So is it a ritual to get shocked before you go scale a cliff, or were they just wearing those for fun? Tags: shocked taser Views: 4325 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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He just blew his car to smithereens to protest paying $1.25 at a toll road. Good cause. Tags: toll booth crash Views: 1324 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulHorrendous Slam Dunk Attempt
Practicing a slam dunk will never help this guy, especially since he is now semi-retarded from that impact. Tags: bad slam dunk Views: 1376 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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At the end of the day she is going to know if maggots taste like chicken... and that's just sad. Tags: drunk girl eats maggots Views: 3272 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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In order to fly a plane, you must go through rigorous pooping exercises. Or at least that's what this looks like. Tags: gforce training pilot Views: 1103 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is usually when someone fetches a blow up swimming pool and 10 gallons of mud. Tags: models catty Views: 4315 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Following the first protestors shouts of "war criminal" the security guards just start throwing everyone the hell out. You would have thought that they were setting people on fire, not wearing pink crowns (???). Tags: protestor condoleezza Views: 1553 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeChris Crocker Hates 9/11
Chris Crocker, the one who screamed and cried for everyone to leave Britney Spears alone, is now surprisingly cold when it comes to 9/11. Tags: Chris Crocker 9/11 Britney Spears Views: 1514 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Some crazy voodoo magic is making this ice cold water FREEZE in the middle of the desert. I know there was a reason I didn't want to live in Iraq. Tags: water freezing instantly desert soldiers ice Views: 2275 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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One day she'll look back and realize she had a handful of killing machines all over her body. Then ironically she'll die of a heart attack. Tags: scorpions little girl plays Views: 757 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm sure hoping he did this for more than a Jolly Rancher, because I'm pretty sure that teeny python could have taken his left eye out a few times. Tags: man fights snake vicious scary Views: 714 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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In a few months little elerhinos (rhinephants?) will be running around, because that rhino is sure as hell thinking "I want you. I need you. Oh baby. Oh baby." Tags: elephant humps rhino Views: 10900 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeThe N Word is Taught in School
Back when I was in 5th grade they just taught us the abc's or some shit like that. Tags: teaches kid the n word Views: 798 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeCat Going Nuts on a Dogs Tit
So the whole interspecies thing is cool now? Awesome. I'll go tell my goat. Tags: cat sucking on dogs nipple Views: 755 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This guy doesn't break a sweat as his plane plummets down towards the earth, making me question why he still has his pilot's license. Tags: planes collide crash parachute Views: 984 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Bird cannibalism is always good for the whole family, so keep watching you sadistic bastards. Tags: peican eats pigeon Views: 704 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Two church pastors decide that instead of hiding from certain subjects, they'll preach about it. All the young kids in this church probably couldn't make eye contact for the whole sermon. Tags: pastor preaching sermon video Views: 5655 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Showing school spirit isn't a crime, but I can see why people were upset that the teacher was shaking her rump, inviting the male students to mount her. Tags: teacher fired cheerleading Views: 2629 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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A bear twirls and tosses a stick like a baton. He must have absorbed the talents of the 9 year old girl he ate last week. Tags: bear tosses stick Views: 6103 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The demons got inside this man, allowing him to do two things at once with his mouth. I bet his girlfriend thinks he is a real keeper! Tags: beatboxing flute Views: 981 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I heard on Late Night with Conan O'Brien the other night that it's legal for women to show their bare breasts. Maybe this guy thought the same rule applied to naked men with flaccid penises. Tags: naked man times square Views: 933 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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His pickup line is "Hey ladies, wanna see me get freaky with my own ass?" Yeah I'm sure that doesn't work dood. Tags: gives self wedgie Views: 831 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeElephant Eats a Huge Wad of Shit
I heard when kids eat their boogers it helps their immune system. This elephant must be afraid of the plague with the hude mound of crap he is eating. Tags: elephant eats shit Views: 1047 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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There is an alarming amount of animal sex on this site, but I thought that one more video of a goat and two turtles just couldn't hurt. Tags: goat turtle sex Views: 6685 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Hannibal the camel devours his dead friend. This image is disturbing enough, but the evil sound that camel makes will haunt my dreams forever. Tags: cannibal camel Views: 1681 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The moral of the story is don't buy puppies, don't give away puppies, and don't think about puppies. Otherwise you'll end up bawling on national television. Tags: ellen cries show Views: 8228 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Just looking at this puts bile in my throat, and he just jumps on in like its a day at the waterpark. Ew. Tags: boy jumps sewer Views: 873 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The real kicker is that later in the night, the gecko climbs out of his mouth and tears his face to pieces with little gecko fury. Tags: eats live gecko Views: 593 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I had a 10 minute long discussion the other day on why I hated onions and these people are chomping down on maggoty cheese. Tags: gross food delicacy Views: 1270 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's funny how this boy had more sense than most teenagers. I'm sure they wouldn't have done the same in that situation; if anything, the would have loaded up the mom with another tequila shot. Tags: boy calls 911 Views: 1055 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Seeing a very angry baboon errupt from the bushes is grounds for wetting yourself. I'm sure that woman did a whole lot of wetting. Tags: baboon attack Views: 1885 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Monks who like to be fully engulfed in fire should really invest in one of these suits - usually they end up dead, yet this guy is running around like a kid on crack. Tags: engulfed in fire Views: 685 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Bitch better learn- when you wear the robes, you get to do whatever you like to those little kids! ... Tags: priest fight Views: 3020 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolMagic Bat Stuns Announcers
I don't believe the announcer who said it'd never happen in a 100 years, because I'm pretty sure it just DID. Tags: magic bat Views: 1843 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolReally Cool Asian Gymnastics
The tiny bald Asian is the most badass of them all. Some pretty neat gymnastic stunts. Tags: cool gymnastics asian Views: 644 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolHow to Rip Off a Coke Machine
Now you know how to steal from the Coke machine that stole from you millions of times. Revenge is sweet. Tags: Coke machine money hack Views: 9429 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Something tells me that the real game was lacking hairy transvestites and monkey humping. Tags: Donkey Kong Bam Margera real life Views: 1065 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's pretty obvious that this is fake, but it's so convincing I needed to share. Sit down with a twisty cone and enjoy! Tags: hit by car special effects Views: 1049 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If only this gun was in Halo 3. I'd be killin' some fools. Tags: automatic handgun hack Views: 1506 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I don't understand why some of these people aren't insanely rich. That was so cool. Tags: street performer drums buckets solo cool Views: 1986 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Personally, I just think this resulted from all of the kids in China jumping up and down at the same time. Tags: underground nuke explosion nuclear Views: 14300 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Luckily these people survived and were able to leave that deathtrap in pee stained kahkis. Tags: helicopter going down first person Views: 1072 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's sad that this didn't make it to the public... nerds would be pwning noobs left and right all day long with it's handy dandy travel size. Tags: halo on nintendo ds Views: 1276 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Seeing that this beverage glows like a glowstick, I assume that it's completely safe to drink one. So go try it and make sure to videotape it. Tags: mounta |
