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Now don't laugh, she's just dizzy from puking after every meal. But damn, isn't she pretty? Tags: miss USA falls Views: 1290 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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What's better than spazzy, nerdy, fisted characters? Tags: harry potter puppet pals funny nerdy Views: 1141 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If an animal's ass is better than two feet across, don't stand behind it please. That goes for women, too. Tags: horse fart in face Views: 3954 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Either this girl is pathetic enough to fake being drunk to get this on tape or she really is a lame ass singing about her green shoes. Tags: drunk roommate roomie sings in hall Views: 1907 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If you hump Danny Bonaduce, you're going to get your ass beat. It's well known that he is the next, albeit more drunk, Chuck Norris. Tags: danny bonaduce jonny fairplay reality tv knock out Views: 2785 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyFat Kid Shaking His Monumental Ass
This kid has got sexy written all over him...from the saggy tits to the tighty whities. RED HOT! Tags: fat kid dances to ms new booty Views: 2741 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Even babies know that if they spin around 100 times they're going to be dizzy, but somehow this asshole was completely surprised when he slammed into a filing cabinet. Tags: spins in chair falls into cabinet Views: 2036 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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In order to defend Taco Bell's honor, this guy assaults McDonald's workers by throwing burritos. Well played, sir. Tags: throws tacos burritos at workers Views: 2004 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is what you're thinking everytime a 90 year old corpse is in front of you at Giant Eagle. Please note his demonic voice throughout the entire skit. Tags: john pinette get out of line Views: 2759 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Matt Damon flips out on Jimmy Kimmel for being a huge jackass and now, quite frankly, everyone is a little fearful of Matt Damon's wrath. Tags: matt damon jimmy kimmel Views: 3766 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyBig Retard Takes Darts in his Ass
Taking darts in the ass has got to be a metaphor for taking penises in the ass. Not much of a metaphor. Tags: darts in ass Views: 5604 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Instead of giggling and getting embarassed, I would have been punching that woman in the mouth. Or better yet, I'd be making her kiss some monkeys. Tags: girls kiss monkeys Views: 2917 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyHome Shopping Network Battery Fire
Home shopping networks have always been prime places to watch dumbass mistakes. Tags: battery catches fire Views: 1931 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnySeagull Gets Nailed by a Dolphin
That dolphin knew what it was doing...jackass! Tags: dolphin hits bird Views: 2201 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The wisdom of a black man in the woods surpasses all others. BITCH. Tags: unforgivable black guy Views: 7435 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Now this might seem cruel, but they DID give it a parachute. Tags: frog shot spudgun Views: 3628 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is what morning shows get for having an enormous glass window behind them. They are just asking for bare asses to be showing up during their shows. Tags: mooning Canadian morning show Views: 1725 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The fact that he took crashing and dying very lightly makes me think that the passengers should have jumped off of the plane right then and there. Kudos to the man sneaking out his camera (and later crashing the plane because of it). Tags: funny flight attendant Views: 3344 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Hey lady, if the love poem your man wrote for you starts out with how you like to eat ribs and hot dogs, I'm pretty sure you should start starving yourself. Tags: hick poem jerry springer Views: 4735 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyFatty Wrecks a Moped Hard
The combination of the gelatinous ass crack and stomach pouch flying over those handlebars actually makes me a little excited. I can has cheezburger?! Tags: fatty wrecks moped Views: 3309 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Cute cat or wild assassin? Tags: cat attacks cute dog Views: 10725 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I heard once that if you dump cold water on a sleeping Asian he'll turn into an egg roll. Tags: roommate prank water Views: 3699 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyGirl Gets a Painful Hanging Wedgie
Those panties must have been from the Steel Ass Floss collection at Victoria's Secret. 5 for $25. Tags: girl gets wedgie Views: 12078 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I don't know what's sexier, the Oscar Meyer sticker or that Conan completely kicked John Wilkes Booth's ass. (Check out how hard he kicked him!) Tags: Views: 2768 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If there is a dancing poo in a tiger's ass, you know it's a good video. Set to music no less! Tags: japanese cartoon how to poop Views: 8853 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Women need to realize their place in society; getting nailed by small, motorized cars. Tags: girl on bike RC car Views: 2334 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I ended up launching myself on a classmate whenever we played heads up 7up... it's a very common fear, deadly head taps. Tags: crazy woman courtroom tap Views: 3361 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I don't know what is more pathetic: his attempt at this flip or the fact that he is trying to impress 13 year old girls. Tags: cheerleading coach drunk flip fall Views: 1941 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The best part about the whole video is that the douchebag kept trying to sell the ladder that collapsed underneath him. Tags: ladder collapse show Views: 2262 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulGiant Python Bites Man on the Ass
I would think being in a waist deep river of bat shit would be worse than having a giant snake nibbling at your butt. Tags: giant python bites man Views: 2366 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The only thing that matters is HOW he impaled his own head on an iron fence. Tags: impaled face Views: 1829 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I scream like this when I get embarassed too... and my knee could be perfectly fine. Tags: french skier Views: 1904 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Absolute truths are very rare to discover, but I know one for certain: lions will kick your ass, even if you have a gun the size of Kenya. Tags: lion charges hunter Views: 5438 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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There is so much craziness in this video that I might have to assume it's fake- but the brilliant floppy flying of a kid down a flight of stairs still can be appreciated. =) Tags: falls down stairs Views: 1756 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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His pickup line is "Hey ladies, wanna see me get freaky with my own ass?" Yeah I'm sure that doesn't work dood. Tags: gives self wedgie Views: 1924 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I have a strong feeling that the stuff all over the floor wasn't gooey gooey chocolate. Tags: drunk guy shits on bathroom Views: 4659 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Ignore the first minute of boredom to see the grossest drunk guy in the world. Tags: drunk guy throws up sips Views: 2110 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm not sure what he did or who he was, but I'm 99.3% sure he is getting a better funeral than I ever will. Tags: monkey funeral Philippines Views: 1911 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Hopefully this is the donkey's punishment for sodomizing the entire gang, otherwise I'm going to have personally travel over to Baghdad and throw any and all kids off of a bridge. Tags: donkey throw bridge Views: 2449 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolReally Cool Asian Gymnastics
The tiny bald Asian is the most badass of them all. Some pretty neat gymnastic stunts. Tags: cool gymnastics asian Views: 1637 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Something tells me that the real game was lacking hairy transvestites and monkey humping. Tags: Donkey Kong Bam Margera real life Views: 1987 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If she can do this to glass, imagine the poor bastard married to her. RIP. Tags: girl breaks glass with voice Views: 2054 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Seeing that this beverage glows like a glowstick, I assume that it's completely safe to drink one. So go try it and make sure to videotape it. Tags: mountain dew glows baking soda peroxide Views: 2888 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If some chick can give spirit fingers while being badly hurt on a stretcher, she gets an A in my book. That's badass. Tags: cheerleader stretcher fall Views: 2379 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolSweetass Tricks on a Scooter
Who said these were just for fatasses who ate themselves into oblivion? Nice! Tags: scooter moped tricks Views: 2216 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Pieces of ice that big from 1600ft up are a death sentence. Too bad for all of the cars parked below. Tags: huge ice chunks oklahoma Views: 1917 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I'm not lying- aircrafts are modeled after this kick ass bird. 242 mph dive and they pull out of it at a 90 degree angle in SECONDS. Tags: peregrine falcon high velocity Views: 23630 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
