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If an animal's ass is better than two feet across, don't stand behind it please. That goes for women, too. Tags: horse fart in face Views: 3954 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnySatanic Dog Caught on Film
Instead of giving that thing a bath, they should have been driving stakes through its heart. Tags: evil dog from hell growling Views: 3013 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyMonkey Makes a Puppy his Bitch
Near the end the monkey decides to ride the puppy like a fuzzy little horse. Now the only confusing part is why they put this to the Jesus Christ Superstar soundtrack... Tags: monkey rides puppy Views: 2530 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The most artistic moment was when the atv rolled slowly over the second kid on the ground and I pissed my pants. Tags: two guys crash atv stunt Views: 1774 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyBig Retard Takes Darts in his Ass
Taking darts in the ass has got to be a metaphor for taking penises in the ass. Not much of a metaphor. Tags: darts in ass Views: 5604 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is the type of guy you want to take home to momma...so he can light his farts on fire for her. Tags: fart on fire Views: 1514 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The most confusing part of the whole video was that Shaolin monks were actually present to create the gaping hole. Tags: monk hole model fall Views: 2472 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyTubby Singer Falls Hard Onstage
The truly pathetic part is that "boyz" and "girlz" are signs at the back of the stage. This has gotta be some retarded version of the Warped Tour. With Queen songs. Tags: fat guy falls onstage Views: 1661 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Hey lady, if the love poem your man wrote for you starts out with how you like to eat ribs and hot dogs, I'm pretty sure you should start starving yourself. Tags: hick poem jerry springer Views: 4735 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Adding the location of the 7-11 and videotaping themselves doing this was a particularly brilliant touch. I hope to find them in the Darwin Awards a year from now. Tags: piss on burrito Views: 2082 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I personally think Hillary should be back in the White House... someone needs to iron the President's shirt. Ignore all of the Hillary "talking" part afterwards. Tags: iron my shirt hillary Views: 2009 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If there is a dancing poo in a tiger's ass, you know it's a good video. Set to music no less! Tags: japanese cartoon how to poop Views: 8853 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyHey Jude Sang by an Itty Bitty Kid
"Then you can start, to make it berra." Tags: hey jude korean Views: 2250 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I was truly disappointed when he didn't start foaming at the mouth whenever he practically abuses this junior reporter. I think someone needs a kick in the head. Tags: gary busey reporter rude Views: 10438 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The best part of the video is the friend laughing hysterically in the background... it almost makes you think it's good! Tags: best impressions Views: 11707 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: PainfulVideo of an Insane Fire
I bet being fully engulfed in that fire would really hurt. Tags: myer hobart fire september 22 blaze Views: 1210 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The best part about the whole video is that the douchebag kept trying to sell the ladder that collapsed underneath him. Tags: ladder collapse show Views: 2262 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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The worst part isn't even when he falls down. Once he is down there is an epic battle between him and the escalator that takes about three hours. Tags: old man falls escalator Views: 2092 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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So maybe that's not what they meant to do, but watching his balls get pulverized is pretty entertaining. Tags: crashes bike into cart Views: 1928 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I would have thought nearly shattering my shins on impact after impact would be a lot of fun... now I am starting to reconsider. Tags: skateboard off roof Views: 3217 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Following the first protestors shouts of "war criminal" the security guards just start throwing everyone the hell out. You would have thought that they were setting people on fire, not wearing pink crowns (???). Tags: protestor condoleezza Views: 2873 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeCrazy Wall Art Comes to Life
Someone on acid, heroin and weed envisioned this art and brought it to life. Thank goodness. Tags: wall art moving chalk Views: 2412 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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One day she'll look back and realize she had a handful of killing machines all over her body. Then ironically she'll die of a heart attack. Tags: scorpions little girl plays Views: 1393 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Every animal in the wild gets completely fucked up. I'm sure the elephant is going to walk in on an ostrich and baboon doing the dirty. Damn party animals. Tags: animals getting drunk off of fruit Views: 2123 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This guy doesn't break a sweat as his plane plummets down towards the earth, making me question why he still has his pilot's license. Tags: planes collide crash parachute Views: 1764 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Hannibal the camel devours his dead friend. This image is disturbing enough, but the evil sound that camel makes will haunt my dreams forever. Tags: cannibal camel Views: 2648 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I had a 10 minute long discussion the other day on why I hated onions and these people are chomping down on maggoty cheese. Tags: gross food delicacy Views: 3216 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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An enormous parasitic worm unfurls out of a dead cricket. I don't know about you, but I would start stockpiling shotguns. Humans are next! Tags: cricket parasite Views: 3300 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If this came out of my cha during labor, I'm pretty sure I'd just shove it back in. It's obviously not done yet. Poor guy. Tags: heart outside of baby body Views: 2089 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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"The mosquito" and it's extremely high pitch that can only be heard by teenagers will be used to clear crowds, parties, and other gala events. Next stop- creating an evil teenage army. Tags: high pitched noise Views: 2059 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolManiac Sucks Fire into his Mouth
I can't imagine how this wouldn't impress people. Trying it out at the next interview you have is a smart choice. Tags: man sucks fire mouth Views: 1968 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Although that isn't saying much, since Robin Williams only has one character- an overly excited hairy man who sweats. Tags: smart bird Views: 2416 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolShark Caught by Hand on the Beach
If given the chance, this shark would rip all of their faces off- yet the woman at the 30 second mark is whining that he is hurt. They should be careful that her heart doesn't bleed all over the shark- I hear that just makes them feisty. Tags: shark caught hand Views: 16809 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I thought Rock Band was just a weak knock off of Guitar Hero... but apparently you may need some actual skill to play. That saves me $100. Tags: rock band drums Views: 2346 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
