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If an animal's ass is better than two feet across, don't stand behind it please. That goes for women, too.
Tags: horse  fart  in  face 
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Instead of giving that thing a bath, they should have been driving stakes through its heart.
Tags: evil  dog  from  hell  growling 
Views: 3013
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Near the end the monkey decides to ride the puppy like a fuzzy little horse. Now the only confusing part is why they put this to the Jesus Christ Superstar soundtrack...
Tags: monkey  rides  puppy 
Views: 2530
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The most artistic moment was when the atv rolled slowly over the second kid on the ground and I pissed my pants.
Tags: two  guys  crash  atv  stunt 
Views: 1774
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Taking darts in the ass has got to be a metaphor for taking penises in the ass. Not much of a metaphor.
Tags: darts  in  ass 
Views: 5604
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This is the type of guy you want to take home to momma...so he can light his farts on fire for her.
Tags: fart  on  fire 
Views: 1514
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The most confusing part of the whole video was that Shaolin monks were actually present to create the gaping hole.
Tags: monk  hole  model  fall 
Views: 2472
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The truly pathetic part is that "boyz" and "girlz" are signs at the back of the stage. This has gotta be some retarded version of the Warped Tour. With Queen songs.
Tags: fat  guy  falls  onstage 
Views: 1661
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Hey lady, if the love poem your man wrote for you starts out with how you like to eat ribs and hot dogs, I'm pretty sure you should start starving yourself.
Tags: hick  poem  jerry  springer 
Views: 4735
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Adding the location of the 7-11 and videotaping themselves doing this was a particularly brilliant touch. I hope to find them in the Darwin Awards a year from now.
Tags: piss  on  burrito   
Views: 2082
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I personally think Hillary should be back in the White House... someone needs to iron the President's shirt. Ignore all of the Hillary "talking" part afterwards.
Tags: iron  my  shirt  hillary 
Views: 2009
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If there is a dancing poo in a tiger's ass, you know it's a good video. Set to music no less!
Tags: japanese  cartoon  how  to  poop 
Views: 8853
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"Then you can start, to make it berra."
Tags: hey  jude  korean 
Views: 2250
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I was truly disappointed when he didn't start foaming at the mouth whenever he practically abuses this junior reporter. I think someone needs a kick in the head.
Tags: gary  busey  reporter  rude 
Views: 10438
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The best part of the video is the friend laughing hysterically in the background... it almost makes you think it's good!
Tags: best  impressions   
Views: 11707
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I bet being fully engulfed in that fire would really hurt.
Tags: myer  hobart  fire  september  22  blaze 
Views: 1210
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The best part about the whole video is that the douchebag kept trying to sell the ladder that collapsed underneath him.
Tags: ladder  collapse  show 
Views: 2262
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The worst part isn't even when he falls down. Once he is down there is an epic battle between him and the escalator that takes about three hours.
Tags: old  man  falls  escalator 
Views: 2092
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So maybe that's not what they meant to do, but watching his balls get pulverized is pretty entertaining.
Tags: crashes  bike  into  cart 
Views: 1928
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I would have thought nearly shattering my shins on impact after impact would be a lot of fun... now I am starting to reconsider.
Tags: skateboard  off  roof 
Views: 3217
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Following the first protestors shouts of "war criminal" the security guards just start throwing everyone the hell out. You would have thought that they were setting people on fire, not wearing pink crowns (???).
Tags: protestor  condoleezza 
Views: 2873
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Someone on acid, heroin and weed envisioned this art and brought it to life. Thank goodness.
Tags: wall  art  moving  chalk 
Views: 2412
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One day she'll look back and realize she had a handful of killing machines all over her body. Then ironically she'll die of a heart attack.
Tags: scorpions  little  girl  plays   
Views: 1393
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Every animal in the wild gets completely fucked up. I'm sure the elephant is going to walk in on an ostrich and baboon doing the dirty. Damn party animals.
Tags: animals  getting  drunk  off  of  fruit 
Views: 2123
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This guy doesn't break a sweat as his plane plummets down towards the earth, making me question why he still has his pilot's license.
Tags: planes  collide  crash  parachute 
Views: 1764
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Hannibal the camel devours his dead friend. This image is disturbing enough, but the evil sound that camel makes will haunt my dreams forever.
Tags: cannibal  camel 
Views: 2648
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I had a 10 minute long discussion the other day on why I hated onions and these people are chomping down on maggoty cheese.
Tags: gross  food  delicacy 
Views: 3216
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An enormous parasitic worm unfurls out of a dead cricket. I don't know about you, but I would start stockpiling shotguns. Humans are next!
Tags: cricket  parasite 
Views: 3300
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If this came out of my cha during labor, I'm pretty sure I'd just shove it back in. It's obviously not done yet. Poor guy.
Tags: heart  outside  of  baby  body 
Views: 2089
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"The mosquito" and it's extremely high pitch that can only be heard by teenagers will be used to clear crowds, parties, and other gala events. Next stop- creating an evil teenage army.
Tags: high  pitched  noise 
Views: 2059
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I can't imagine how this wouldn't impress people. Trying it out at the next interview you have is a smart choice.
Tags: man  sucks  fire  mouth 
Views: 1968
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Although that isn't saying much, since Robin Williams only has one character- an overly excited hairy man who sweats.
Tags: smart  bird 
Views: 2416
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If given the chance, this shark would rip all of their faces off- yet the woman at the 30 second mark is whining that he is hurt. They should be careful that her heart doesn't bleed all over the shark- I hear that just makes them feisty.
Tags: shark  caught  hand 
Views: 16809
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I thought Rock Band was just a weak knock off of Guitar Hero... but apparently you may need some actual skill to play. That saves me $100.
Tags: rock  band  drums 
Views: 2346
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