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Her hip thrusting and "blow my whistle bitch" will be forever engrained in memory.
Tags: girl  dancing  blow  my  whistle 
Views: 2445
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Who cares what this girl's name is, she gets slapped off of her chair. Pure gold.
Tags: slapped  in  the  face 
Views: 3725
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So maybe this David Blaine has a drawn on goatee, but the look into the camera is spot on.
Tags: David  Blaine  funny  spoof 
Views: 7698
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Now don't laugh, she's just dizzy from puking after every meal. But damn, isn't she pretty?
Tags: miss  USA  falls 
Views: 1290
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This monkey was going to town surrounded by a crowd of young men...interesting.
Tags: Monkey  horny  funny   
Views: 2995
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Judging by the happy gurgling sounds the baby made, I'm sure it didn't hurt. Either that or he is now a just a little slow.
Tags: baby  hit  by  football 
Views: 5575
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For a second, I thought the kid was going to do a full flip and their head would fly off. But alas, it did not.
Tags: soccer  ball  in  face  kid 
Views: 1591
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This fits so perfectly I could scream... explaining why I watched it twenty times.
Tags: family  guy  chris  crocker 
Views: 2998
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And not just two wallabies. Four, count em, four wallabies getting their jollies. I always knew they were better than kangaroos.
Tags: wallabies  sex  funny  zoo 
Views: 2373
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I don't think the routine originally included fly by bitchslaps.
Tags: cheerleader  accident  slap   
Views: 2359
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Two ridiculous dancers are competing for who is the bigger dancing moron, and one of them happen to fall offstage. We have a winner!
Tags: dancer  falls  offstage  dance  off   
Views: 1541
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The next time I go on a walk through the woods I'm bringing a shotgun so Bambi doesn't go crazy on my pooch.
Tags: crazy  deer  attacks  little  dog  mean  wildlife   
Views: 14071
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The police pulled this guy over for dancing around while driving his car. Now as they're trying to interview him he can't stop making faces. God Bless crack.
Tags: drugged  out  russian  crazy  faces  police  interview 
Views: 1950
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This is a pretty cruel company for purposely interviewing a drunk man, but hell, who cares.
Tags: drunk  man  interviewed  falls  asleep  laughs 
Views: 2485
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How do the soldiers put up with Irritable Erotic Dancers? Damn.
Tags: IED  desert  road  blow  up   
Views: 1805
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What's better than spazzy, nerdy, fisted characters?
Tags: harry  potter  puppet  pals  funny  nerdy 
Views: 1141
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The strategic planning that went into this didn't pay off. Poor guy.
Tags: cap  on  gatorade  drink  kyle  busch 
Views: 3026
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If an animal's ass is better than two feet across, don't stand behind it please. That goes for women, too.
Tags: horse  fart  in  face 
Views: 3954
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Someone must have eaten his Wheaties. And when I say Wheaties I mean crack.
Tags: coach  spazzes  out  cheerleader 
Views: 1519
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Instead of giving that thing a bath, they should have been driving stakes through its heart.
Tags: evil  dog  from  hell  growling 
Views: 3013
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Funhouses being able to rape people is complete news to me. Good thing it didn't decide to get randy in the room that was just a big spinning tube, although it'd be more appropriate.
Tags: fun  house  woman  falls  prank 
Views: 2345
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His delivery is exactly the same as Dane's, rendering him completely unfunny and full of doucheness. If you disagree I will personally stab him in the jaw. I credit Dane for that spectacular move.
Tags: blatant  dane  cook  rip  off  douche 
Views: 2048
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Her (failed) attempts at avoiding talking about prison make me light up like a light bulb. Or like a smoker who tried to quit cold turkey.
Tags: paris  hilton  owned  david  letterman  prison 
Views: 3284
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I don't honestly think being smacked with a three inch wide stick should result in blood curdling screams. But hey, what do I know, I'm not a pussy.
Tags: guy  hit  with  stick 
Views: 1707
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If you hump Danny Bonaduce, you're going to get your ass beat. It's well known that he is the next, albeit more drunk, Chuck Norris.
Tags: danny  bonaduce  jonny  fairplay  reality  tv  knock  out 
Views: 2785
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Yes this may be a fight to the death, but you know as well as I do that you can't stop laughing because they are using their fucking NECKS.
Tags: giraffes  fighting  in  the  wild 
Views: 1738
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Someone might want to tell him he has a little something on his face before he goes in front of a camera again.
Tags: russian  drunk  messes  up  interview 
Views: 2158
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This kid has got sexy written all over him...from the saggy tits to the tighty whities. RED HOT!
Tags: fat  kid  dances  to  ms  new  booty 
Views: 2741
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It's always amazing to see your great aunt Mildred get krunk.
Tags: older  woman  drunk  at  wedding 
Views: 2105
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Chuck Norris would be proud of this hybrid's existence, but he would immediately karate chop him in the eye for being a failure.
Tags: cowboy  ninja  moves  drunk 
Views: 1499
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Chubs McGee flips his friend's four wheeler backwards. Never trust a fatty.
Tags: fat  kid  flips  four  wheeler 
Views: 2148
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Near the end the monkey decides to ride the puppy like a fuzzy little horse. Now the only confusing part is why they put this to the Jesus Christ Superstar soundtrack...
Tags: monkey  rides  puppy 
Views: 2530
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Even babies know that if they spin around 100 times they're going to be dizzy, but somehow this asshole was completely surprised when he slammed into a filing cabinet.
Tags: spins  in  chair  falls  into  cabinet 
Views: 2036
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The most artistic moment was when the atv rolled slowly over the second kid on the ground and I pissed my pants.
Tags: two  guys  crash  atv  stunt 
Views: 1774
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In order to defend Taco Bell's honor, this guy assaults McDonald's workers by throwing burritos. Well played, sir.
Tags: throws  tacos  burritos  at  workers 
Views: 2004
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I can't see why he acted this way, politicians are usually very sweet.
Tags: james  oddo  flips 
Views: 6570
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This is what you're thinking everytime a 90 year old corpse is in front of you at Giant Eagle. Please note his demonic voice throughout the entire skit.
Tags: john  pinette  get  out  of  line 
Views: 2759
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Matt Damon flips out on Jimmy Kimmel for being a huge jackass and now, quite frankly, everyone is a little fearful of Matt Damon's wrath.
Tags: matt  damon  jimmy  kimmel 
Views: 3766
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While the paparazzi swarm around the two girls, some crazy woman decides to heckle Britney. Jamie Lynn responds by telling her to get the fuck out. Nice, Ms. Spears!
Tags: Britney  Spears  yelling  at  woman 
Views: 2220
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True enough, these guys should have left her alone... but her response of twenty "piss off's" was delightful.
Tags: mean  old  woman 
Views: 2094
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This is the type of guy you want to take home to momma...so he can light his farts on fire for her.
Tags: fart  on  fire 
Views: 1514
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Instead of giggling and getting embarassed, I would have been punching that woman in the mouth. Or better yet, I'd be making her kiss some monkeys.
Tags: girls  kiss  monkeys 
Views: 2917
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Getting caught masturbating has to be in the top five of a college guy's most feared list. Number four is crying over a letter from mom.
Tags: guy  caught  masturbating 
Views: 8534
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This actually reminds me of the singer-dancer relationship Britney Spears had with Kevin Federline.
Tags: dog  humps  dance 
Views: 2949
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This may be older, but the pricelessness of... HELLO? NAH, JUST WATCHING A VIDEO. .. .. A VIDEO. YEAH. WHAT?
Tags: trigger  happy  tv 
Views: 1707
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I bet this guy really regrets missing that one day of forklift training where they taught you how to drive.
Tags: forklift  crash 
Views: 2380
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Home shopping networks have always been prime places to watch dumbass mistakes.
Tags: battery  catches  fire 
Views: 1931
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Watching this happen on live tv is almost as good as watching someone get shot. His reaction is hilarious!
Tags: fire  alarm  conan  obrien 
Views: 2814
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The most confusing part of the whole video was that Shaolin monks were actually present to create the gaping hole.
Tags: monk  hole  model  fall 
Views: 2472
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How is anyone supposed to take him seriously when it looks like he mugged Elton John and is now wearing all of his shit?
Tags: psychic  pranked 
Views: 3194
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If I had an identical twin we'd be pulling tricks all day. But not quite like this one.
Tags: twins  mirror  trick 
Views: 473979
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I love her. Not only is she really messed up, but she does a drugged out rendition of her Rehab song.
Tags: Amy  Winehouse  drugged 
Views: 5807
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This little dude gives new meaning to the term "horn dog".
Tags: dog  humps  kid 
Views: 2230
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That dolphin knew what it was doing...jackass!
Tags: dolphin  hits  bird 
Views: 2201
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If she does this when she is annoyed with just a photographer, imagine what she does with her kids. I have a feeling she carries a cattleprod in her baby bag.
Tags: Britney  Spears  runs  over  photographer 
Views: 1804
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This was the slowest crash in history. The drunk driver actually put serious thought into how he was going to fuck up that store front. Congrats!
Tags: drunk  driver  7  11 
Views: 1644
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This animal has the best of both worlds; a camel toe and a horse cock.
Tags: camel  horse  hybrid 
Views: 13357
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During a live taping of his show, some protestors in the audience interrupt Bill Maher to the point of him flipping out and calling security on them.
Tags: bill  maher  protestors 
Views: 2154
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Instead of just writing former "Miss New Zealand" Rachel Huljich a ticket, this forklift operator attempts to move her Maserati out of a construction zone. Attempt is the key word.
Tags: Maserati  flip  forklift 
Views: 2073
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The wisdom of a black man in the woods surpasses all others. BITCH.
Tags: unforgivable  black  guy 
Views: 7435
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I always knew Marge was a little skank. But that cheating whore gets what she deserves!
Tags: Quagmire  Simpsons 
Views: 4875
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Now this might seem cruel, but they DID give it a parachute.
Tags: frog  shot  spudgun 
Views: 3628
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Ironically, the guy in the wheelchair ends up as Stephen Hawking junior because of this video. Owned.
Tags: wheelchair  pull  by  car 
Views: 1553
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This is what morning shows get for having an enormous glass window behind them. They are just asking for bare asses to be showing up during their shows.
Tags: mooning  Canadian  morning  show 
Views: 1725
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I know, I feel the same way about two ply.
Tags: cat  attacks  toilet  paper 
Views: 10384
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I thought college was all about sexual experimentation and blow - now I know it's about degredation and yelling.
Tags: dean  smacks  student 
Views: 2608
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I don't know which bright mind in New Zealand thought of this, but they need to be shot and dipped into acid.
Tags: killer  sheep  movie 
Views: 2373
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A great collection of hilarious crotch hits and accidents - who doesn't love a grown man in tears?
Tags: crotch  hit 
Views: 2044
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The fact that he took crashing and dying very lightly makes me think that the passengers should have jumped off of the plane right then and there. Kudos to the man sneaking out his camera (and later crashing the plane because of it).
Tags: funny  flight  attendant 
Views: 3344
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What sort of genius can you expect from a video with jungle animal sounds in the background? A shit ton of genius.
Tags: woman  falls  ladder 
Views: 3374
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So not only is this guy puking, but he is puking while a door falls on top of him.
Tags: door  falls  in 
Views: 1717
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People need to stop giving their animals crack. Beating their children instead has much better results.
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God really does prayers. I need to stock up on holy water.
Tags: salma  boobs   
Views: 14362
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The truly pathetic part is that "boyz" and "girlz" are signs at the back of the stage. This has gotta be some retarded version of the Warped Tour. With Queen songs.
Tags: fat  guy  falls  onstage 
Views: 1661
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Hey lady, if the love poem your man wrote for you starts out with how you like to eat ribs and hot dogs, I'm pretty sure you should start starving yourself.
Tags: hick  poem  jerry  springer 
Views: 4735
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Oh no! What is this thing attached to my body? I must kill it!
Tags: retarded  dog 
Views: 2429
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Some strung out "psychic" decides to use force to try and prove that he is psychic. If Chris Angel was a real magician he would have jacked that guy up.
Tags: Phenomenon  contestant  Chris  Angel 
Views: 2765
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Taking five hours to back out of a spot disgraces even the worst, mentally retarded woman driver.
Tags: bad  woman  driver 
Views: 2974
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This old alien needs to learn not to mess with Jerry Seinfield. Instead, go eat some Metamucil.
Tags: Seinfeld  Larry  King 
Views: 3239
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So THIS is the origin of the word "frisk."
Tags: cop  frisk  penis 
Views: 3019
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This takes the beer-crushing jock to a new level.
Tags: coconut  head  crush 
Views: 1803
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The combination of the gelatinous ass crack and stomach pouch flying over those handlebars actually makes me a little excited. I can has cheezburger?!
Tags: fatty  wrecks  moped 
Views: 3309
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The only thing I could think of throughout this whole video was how he looked like a Chihuahua attempting to sodomize a St. Bernard.
Tags: skinny  black  man  dancing 
Views: 3007
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This is actually the same fight I would put up if someone would try to steal my biscuit.
Tags: kitty  loves  bread 
Views: 7507
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These rodents are on crack, but aren't they fun to watch? The only thing my hamster does is poop and bite her cage. She died last week from a tragic toss into a dumpster.
Tags: crazy  hamsters 
Views: 2365
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The girl is sitting there lifeless. Look like this nukkah bought her a roofie-colada.
Tags: caught  banging  in  toilet 
Views: 5983
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The next time she gets stuck in a hole I say just shoot her. We'd do the same for a horse. Or a fat kid.
Tags: fat  woman  stuck  in  ditch 
Views: 2236
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It'd be better if he was naked and it sprayed everywhere. But. Who does that?
Tags: shit  on  bungee  jump 
Views: 7140
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This Writers Guild of America strike is deeply affecting us all. If I miss an episode of House MD I might just swallow a gallon of cyanide. At least then they will have a script for a new episode.
Tags: SNL  on  writers  strike 
Views: 1344
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I learned something new today. 1. Squirrels box. 2. Squirrels can play dead. 3. Someone had enough time on their hands to film squirrels on their roof.
Tags: squirrel  plays  dead 
Views: 3197
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If you don't believe in demonic possessions, at least watch this for the Asian chick growling at a preacher.
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Views: 10719
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Now the skeptic in me says this is all planned, but if not, bitch be owned.
Tags: webcam  girl  busted 
Views: 6955
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What their exact motivation to do this was, I do not know. I do know one thing though- it is damn near impossible to get Sharpie off of your skin. Good luck future date-less girls.
Tags: harder  bodies  faster  stronger 
Views: 45527
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I saw this coming from a mile away and all I could think of is YESSSSSS.
Tags: model  crash  snowboarder 
Views: 2559
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It's just a little too eerie how the voices line up with the lip movements. Cats are planning to kill us all, I just know it.
Tags: cat  conversation 
Views: 2800
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This man is so ridiculous that I am quite convinced that this is some sort of comedy.
Tags: front  fell  off  oil  british 
Views: 1862
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I think this is a very obvious clue that you shouldn't be leaving little Kimmy alone with Daddy anymore.
Tags: kid  afraid  of  dad 
Views: 13488
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And why not share two girls' shitting and puking festivities with dear old grandma?
Tags: grandma  reaction  2  girls  1  cup 
Views: 3158
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Just put a miniskirt and a halter top on her, and she'd give Alicia Silverstone a run for her money!
Tags: little  asian  whatever 
Views: 4999
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Adding the location of the 7-11 and videotaping themselves doing this was a particularly brilliant touch. I hope to find them in the Darwin Awards a year from now.
Tags: piss  on  burrito   
Views: 2082
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Cute cat or wild assassin?
Tags: cat  attacks  cute  dog 
Views: 10725
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Take a look at this video of a kid freaking out over video games on a computer from yesteryear. You don't think you look this retarded? All of you do.
Tags: computer  game  nerd 
Views: 2018
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Cheating whore?
Tags: stuffed  animal  shooting 
Views: 1412
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From what I can tell the dog was pretty surprised this happened too.
Tags: dog  poops  rag 
Views: 3477
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A forklift goes about 10mph and this guy was in an open warehouse. How do you fuck that up?
Tags: forklift  driver  pulls  off  door 
Views: 2231
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This wee guy already has the bitch stare down. Future costar in the new Unforgiveable video...
Tags: evil  eye 
Views: 2628
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The little guy wanted some action, and he took what he could get. After all, the little nerd was wearing a plaid sweater. It's not all poodles and palmeranians for this dood.
Tags: dog  humps  cat 
Views: 6555
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I heard once that if you dump cold water on a sleeping Asian he'll turn into an egg roll.
Tags: roommate  prank  water 
Views: 3699
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You see, in order to fly, you have to MISS when you throw yourself at the ground. Idiot.
Tags: guy  jumps  snowman  ground 
Views: 1527
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If I turned on my favorite show and Dr. House said my boyfriend was dumping me, I'm pretty sure I'd be cool with it.
Tags: man  dumps  girlfriend  on  live  tv 
Views: 2189
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I've been using the Dutch technique since I was 16. Consequently, I've been kicked out of every bowling alley in the country.
Tags: bowling  lesson 
Views: 2326
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My new goal in life- follow celebrities around dressed like a bum in order to get a hundred bucks.
Tags: paris  hilton  bum  dollars 
Views: 1898
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So when were you naughty enough to recieve a spanking?
Tags: dirty  news  anchor 
Views: 4228
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If you don't act like a douchebag, you won't get treated like a douchebag. I'm sure stealing a Javascript book and some Swedish fish wasn't worth it.
Tags: shoplifter  owned 
Views: 2116
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It's hard to believe that there are people dumb enough not to research the celebrity that they are going to interview. Kevin Spacey has no hair. John Cusack does. Simple.
Tags: john  cusack  kevin  spacey  interview 
Views: 2560
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No one knows what the words are in this Waking the Cadaver song.. so why not make up your own? Hil. Arious.
Tags: shredded  wheat  music  video   
Views: 1512
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It's surprising how many people were confusing Hillary Duff with Hillary "Two Testicle" Clinton. That should never, ever, ever, ever happen.
Tags: hillary  obama  celebrity 
Views: 1828
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I personally think Hillary should be back in the White House... someone needs to iron the President's shirt. Ignore all of the Hillary "talking" part afterwards.
Tags: iron  my  shirt  hillary 
Views: 2009
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Those panties must have been from the Steel Ass Floss collection at Victoria's Secret. 5 for $25.
Tags: girl  gets  wedgie 
Views: 12078
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And that donkey resembles that creepy uncle every single one of us has.
Tags: horny  donkey  on  beach 
Views: 6152
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I'm sure most men wish they had this talent, but even men wouldn't be as excited as these two girls.
Tags: masturbating  hamster 
Views: 3878
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Little Mitty (aka. What's his face) pranks his dad with a soundboard of the governator.
Tags: mitt  romney  phone  prank 
Views: 2099
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Debauchery and general dipshittery makes me tingle with happiness.
Tags: drunk  roommate 
Views: 7366
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I don't know what's sexier, the Oscar Meyer sticker or that Conan completely kicked John Wilkes Booth's ass. (Check out how hard he kicked him!)
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That's what you get when your girlfriend is a heinous bitch and you publicly humiliate Matt Damon.
Tags: Sarah  Silverman  Matt  Damon  fucking 
Views: 8839
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If there is a dancing poo in a tiger's ass, you know it's a good video. Set to music no less!
Tags: japanese  cartoon  how  to  poop 
Views: 8853
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Nothing fuels a person with protein after a long, hard day of tennis like caterpillar.
Tags: girl  eats    caterpillar 
Views: 4564
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Women need to realize their place in society; getting nailed by small, motorized cars.
Tags: girl  on  bike  RC  car 
Views: 2334
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I'll miss George in 2009 and his mending of fences. Re-elect Will Ferrell! Oh, he wasn't President?
Tags: George  W  Bush  Will  Ferrell 
Views: 6655
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Combining my two obsessions, The Beatles and zombie flicks, seems far fetched but it goes together quite well. Eerie.
Tags: the  beales  zombies 
Views: 1570
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"It wasn't meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
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Views: 8863
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Actually, we can only accept "What is F*CK." Sorry, douche.
Tags: f  bomb  jeopardy 
Views: 2283
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Jimmy Kimmel gets revenge after Sarah Silverman dropped the bomb live and told him she was f*cking Matt Damon. It's on!
Tags: jimmy  kimmel  ben  affleck 
Views: 1993
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Poor Ryan Seacrest was just attempting to pretend to be heterosexual with Jennifer Garner whenever this freak show jumped in. Run Jen, Run!
Tags: ryan  seacrest  red  carpet  gary  busey 
Views: 15851
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Who knew squirrels were that tough. They are nature's Mickey Rooney. Who, quite frankly, scares me senseless.
Tags: squirrel  attack  deer 
Views: 2452
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Priests are notorious for bad vision. After all, Father Mullins claimed that he was just reaching for the Holy Water sprinkler whenever he molested little Timmy. I'm sure that's always the case.
Tags: priest  blesses  microphone 
Views: 2671
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I was truly disappointed when he didn't start foaming at the mouth whenever he practically abuses this junior reporter. I think someone needs a kick in the head.
Tags: gary  busey  reporter  rude 
Views: 10438
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Anyone who encounters Seth's Jew-fro is sucked into his sexiness. Or something.
Tags: seth  rogan   
Views: 2139
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I guess it wasn't hip anymore to dance to Michael Jackson for these cons... but Soulja boy is so hot right now.
Tags: Filipino  prisoners  soulja  boy 
Views: 18602
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The fact that I'm more excited about a Pixar film than anything else is very frightening, but this is bound to be movie gold! The robot is cuter than puppies covered in marshmallows for Pete's sake!
Tags: wall  e  full  length  trailer 
Views: 4858
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Mothers should know it take one or two hands to wave "hi"... apparently this one did not.
Tags: toddler  falls  off  swing 
Views: 7926
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This is by far the most dramatic good cop, bad cop scene I have ever witnessed.
Tags: good  cop  baby  cop  will  ferrell 
Views: 16677
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The best part of the video is the friend laughing hysterically in the background... it almost makes you think it's good!
Tags: best  impressions   
Views: 11707
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When you have dirty, sweaty, Canadians you can't help but think it buddy and I don't blame you. You were talking about the hockey sticks, right?
Tags: freudian  slip  hockey  announcer 
Views: 2671
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Don't feel bad Junior, I get those two confused all of the time. I got thrown out of one of Dane Cook's shows for that very reason.
Tags: funny  laughing  baby 
Views: 12797
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I ended up launching myself on a classmate whenever we played heads up 7up... it's a very common fear, deadly head taps.
Tags: crazy  woman  courtroom  tap 
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Every once in a while I wake up next to Dr. Phil... but I don't think that's a dream. :(
Tags: ellen  page  snl  digital  short 
Views: 2926
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What's up with the old woman in the crazy white and red outfit watching?
Tags: skater  accident  ouch 
Views: 1485
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Apparently her mother didn't tell her to look both ways before walking by someone breakdancing.
Tags: breakdance  kick  girl 
Views: 2257
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I'm not exactly sure why towing a canoe over frozen ground and up a ramp is a good idea, but apparently some people in the world are idiots.
Tags: canoe  jump  ouch 
Views: 1642
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This woman was able to lose control of a scooter going at the most 15mph. I'm pretty sure she deserves an award. Or a punch in the face.
Tags: scooter  crash  woman 
Views: 1888
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It's different when you mess up your own routine, but when you make failures out of three other 90 lb girls? Watch out. There are gunna be some killins tonight.
Tags: gymast  mistake  pile  up 
Views: 1996
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Cars and buses go flying all over a tunnel in Russia when winter hit and iced up the roads. I don't think they have ever heard of rock salt.
Tags: russian  tunnel  car  bus  accidents 
Views: 1649
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I can give you twenty good reasons not to work at a snake store. This is number 13.
Tags: snake  store  employee  bit 
Views: 5234
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I bet being fully engulfed in that fire would really hurt.
Tags: myer  hobart  fire  september  22  blaze 
Views: 1210
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No wonder why skaters are so emo, they're always hitting their heads on rock hard cement.
Tags: skater  hits  head  on  cement  ouch  fall   
Views: 1514
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I don't know what is more pathetic: his attempt at this flip or the fact that he is trying to impress 13 year old girls.
Tags: cheerleading  coach  drunk  flip  fall 
Views: 1941
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Either he lost all of his teeth or he is internally bleeding. Yay blood!
Tags: skater  hits  his  face  on  board 
Views: 1197
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If you end up under the motorcycle, I'm pretty sure you did it wrong.
Tags: motorcycle  flip  stunt  gone  wrong  wheelie 
Views: 2083
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Seeing that she had to down vodka just to endure a bikni wax, I'm guessing she shouldn't have kids.
Tags: bikini  wax  ouch  boyfriend   
Views: 26966
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Dirt bikes and big air are awesome. But it is not awesome when your dirt bike is seperated from you by big air.
Tags: failed  superman  dirtbike  accident 
Views: 1742
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Someone needs to explain to this guy that being engulfed in flames isnt't typically a good drinking activity.
Tags: failed  fire  shot  liquid  burning 
Views: 1603
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It's just a snapped spine. Walk it off chick, walk it off.
Tags: girl  faceplants   
Views: 1819
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I hope he doesn't have the same reaction when his kid sister tries to scare him on Halloween in her Power Ranger costume.
Tags: guy  punches  kid  in  face  halloween  prank 
Views: 2504
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Whatever weird mix of breakdancing and ballet he was trying needs to be stopped. As in, now.
Tags: failed  dance  move  smash  face 
Views: 1888
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His cleverly pathetic evasive movements aren't working out too well for him.
Tags: saudi  fireworks  shot 
Views: 1549
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I always thought 20 foot tall flames would be a health hazard, but apparently it's just good plain fun.
Tags: gets  nailed  by  tennis  ball 
Views: 3287
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If you're going to go down this hard after being hit with a hollow, fuzzy ball, it better have been wielded by a 8 foot giant named Galthorne.
Tags: hit  in  the  head  with  tennis  ball 
Views: 2437
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Lucky the horses didn't snap their necks, or those cowboys would be going home with two big bottles of glue.
Tags: wild  horses  crash  full  speed  rodeo 
Views: 2924
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Let's take a second to analyze why the guy in the first few seconds was pretending to whack off.
Tags: ankle  snap  skater  jump 
Views: 1671
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I highly suggest this guy takes up knitting instead of snowboarding. Or drooling, since I'm pretty sure he is mentally retarded now.
Tags: snowboard  accident 
Views: 1329
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The best part about the whole video is that the douchebag kept trying to sell the ladder that collapsed underneath him.
Tags: ladder  collapse  show 
Views: 2262
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Someone needs to tell these idiots that this isn't funny, it's most likely a form of torture in a third world country.
Tags: drinks  hot  wax  punch 
Views: 2055
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I would think being in a waist deep river of bat shit would be worse than having a giant snake nibbling at your butt.
Tags: giant  python  bites  man 
Views: 2366
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You are on a very narrow, rocky cliff that's many many feet high. Why not take a little procaution and NOT fall down the side?
Tags: mountain  biker  falls   
Views: 1407
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Remember seeing giant puzzle rings at a Discovery channel store and always wondering what they were used for - now you know.
Tags: giant  spike  ring  piercing 
Views: 1427
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Being rammed by a car through your store wall deserves a medal or possibly a giant, six-foot key to the city.
Tags: guy  gets  hit  through  store  wall 
Views: 1876
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The worst part isn't even when he falls down. Once he is down there is an epic battle between him and the escalator that takes about three hours.
Tags: old  man  falls  escalator 
Views: 2092
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So is it a ritual to get shocked before you go scale a cliff, or were they just wearing those for fun?
Tags: shocked  taser 
Views: 5218
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Isn't it strange how it took the baby 5 minutes to realize it was in pain. Momma, you might want to stop dropping Charlie on his head.
Tags: baby  slams  hands  piano 
Views: 4123
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He just blew his car to smithereens to protest paying $1.25 at a toll road. Good cause.
Tags: toll  booth  crash 
Views: 2319
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Practicing a slam dunk will never help this guy, especially since he is now semi-retarded from that impact.
Tags: bad  slam  dunk 
Views: 2057
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Cows have ir rough. Either someone is trying to kill them or sneak up on them to pull their tits. I think Asian girls go through the same thing as well...
Tags: cow  kicks  face 
Views: 2180
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The only thing that matters is HOW he impaled his own head on an iron fence.
Tags: impaled  face 
Views: 1829
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I don't think breaking his neck into teeny tiny pieces was in his original plan.
Tags: bad  back  flip 
Views: 1741
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I say she deserved it, seeing that she was standing behind the banner they were all about to charge through. Attention whore!
Tags: cheerleader  trampled 
Views: 2021
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Hey, it happens. You actually should feel worse about feeding your kid Oreos instead of broccoli.
Tags: deer  slams  car 
Views: 7975
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It's frightening how the rest of the douchebags don't even care that their friend is dying from a broken neck, even after they pulled him out of the water.
Tags: messes  around  for  camera  backflip 
Views: 2353
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So maybe that's not what they meant to do, but watching his balls get pulverized is pretty entertaining.
Tags: crashes  bike  into  cart 
Views: 1928
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This is what people get for not listening to their first grade teacher with lunch lady arms.
Tags: people  getting  hit  by  cars 
Views: 2417
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He might have lost the race, but he has to go into the record books for being the only man alive to be knocked out by a train moving at 2mph.
Tags: runner  knocked  out 
Views: 2246
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Little did Akeem know, there was a big fucking bomb in the road ahead of him.
Tags: civilian  IED 
Views: 2206
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Well if nothing else, he can now join the Ladies gymnast team.
Tags: pole  vault  nut  smash 
Views: 3168
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After 45 minutes of dicking around and driving around the ramp, we finally get to see some punk get fucked up. Me likey.
Tags: backflip  crash  4wheeler 
Views: 6290
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Her slack body makes me think that this wasn't a good thing.
Tags: diver  smacks  face 
Views: 3452
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What? Bitch didn't make chocolate pie for Thanksgiving.
Tags: criminal  runs  over  girlfriend 
Views: 2339
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This kid gets fucked up by this slide not once, but twice. Momma tard might want to consider locking little Jimmy up in a cage.
Tags: kid  slams  face  on  slide 
Views: 2759
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Video #40,205 of a young idiot shooting himself with some sort of gun.
Tags: bb  gun  to  arm 
Views: 2678
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Or perhaps they are geniuses- in a year, the double front tucked face slam will be in high schools across the country.
Tags: face  slam  cheerleading 
Views: 2943
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And I thought talking on his cell phone in front of others was rude.
Tags: kicked  in  face 
Views: 14995
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I'm not sure if Preparation H will cover this.
Tags: firework  in  butt 
Views: 3633
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I scream like this when I get embarassed too... and my knee could be perfectly fine.
Tags: french  skier 
Views: 1904
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His rolling down the hill facefirst didn't seem to surprise anyone. In fact, they were still clapping!
Tags: skier  falls  whistler  air  jordan 
Views: 1598
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Interesting that he dropped the one thing that would help him versus a deer. Pwned.
Tags: deer  attacks  hunter 
Views: 2537
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Any bright idea that will be filmed will ultimately end in pain. Why hasn't anyone figured that out yet?
Tags: treadmill  ski 
Views: 2027
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It could be worse... he could have been naked.
Tags: bike  crash  on  tape 
Views: 11417
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Absolute truths are very rare to discover, but I know one for certain: lions will kick your ass, even if you have a gun the size of Kenya.
Tags: lion  charges  hunter 
Views: 5438
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I would have thought nearly shattering my shins on impact after impact would be a lot of fun... now I am starting to reconsider.
Tags: skateboard  off  roof 
Views: 3217
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I'm sure it would have been easier to ride down the hill than to get a vehicle flipped on top of your body, dude.
Tags: four  wheeler  flip 
Views: 6483
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I think he'll grow up to be a fine young man who jumps off of roofs onto pickup trucks.
Tags: kid  jumps  misses  pool 
Views: 3021
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There is so much craziness in this video that I might have to assume it's fake- but the brilliant floppy flying of a kid down a flight of stairs still can be appreciated. =)
Tags: falls  down  stairs 
Views: 1756
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My theory is that his outfit lessened his aerodynamics and sense of good taste.
Tags: mountain  board  accident 
Views: 1474
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After hitting the wall, exploding, and getting slammed by another car, this driver walks away from the crash. I think he made a deal with the devil.
Tags: bad  race  car  crash 
Views: 1598
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Steep hills, adolescent boys and four wheels are always a good combination.
Tags: skater  hill  crash 
Views: 8352
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The officer was fired after this woman ended up bruised and bleeding (although the video cuts out for an undetermined amount of time). I personally think she just had a whoopsie.
Tags: woman  pool  blood 
Views: 2032
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It's pretty pathetic whenever the camera crews won't even help a girl who is having some sort of medical attack. Maybe THEY took her sugar. What!?
Tags: big  brother  suger  hypoglycemic 
Views: 2464
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This is what you get for rubbing yourself all over underage sluts inside of a club. Karma.
Tags: beaten  night  club 
Views: 2483
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This is what you get for being nice to nature. You get punched in the face by an elephant.
Tags: elephant  punch  old  man 
Views: 4757
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You think blowing in your dog's face is funny... just wait until Fido is having an off day.
Tags: dog  bites  face 
Views: 6
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At the end of the day she is going to know if maggots taste like chicken... and that's just sad.
Tags: drunk  girl  eats  maggots 
Views: 5512
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In order to fly a plane, you must go through rigorous pooping exercises. Or at least that's what this looks like.
Tags: gforce  training  pilot 
Views: 2174
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This is usually when someone fetches a blow up swimming pool and 10 gallons of mud.
Tags: models  catty   
Views: 6439
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Following the first protestors shouts of "war criminal" the security guards just start throwing everyone the hell out. You would have thought that they were setting people on fire, not wearing pink crowns (???).
Tags: protestor  condoleezza 
Views: 2873
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If these people are worshipping this kid for his monkey tail, I wonder if I can get a group to worship me for my third nipple. Just a thought.
Tags: boy  with  tail  monkey   
Views: 5144
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Chris Crocker, the one who screamed and cried for everyone to leave Britney Spears alone, is now surprisingly cold when it comes to 9/11.
Tags: Chris  Crocker  9/11  Britney  Spears 
Views: 2604
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Someone on acid, heroin and weed envisioned this art and brought it to life. Thank goodness.
Tags: wall  art  moving  chalk 
Views: 2412
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Some crazy voodoo magic is making this ice cold water FREEZE in the middle of the desert. I know there was a reason I didn't want to live in Iraq.
Tags: water  freezing  instantly  desert  soldiers  ice 
Views: 3526
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I'm sure hoping he did this for more than a Jolly Rancher, because I'm pretty sure that teeny python could have taken his left eye out a few times.
Tags: man  fights  snake  vicious  scary 
Views: 1358
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In a few months little elerhinos (rhinephants?) will be running around, because that rhino is sure as hell thinking "I want you. I need you. Oh baby. Oh baby."
Tags: elephant  humps  rhino 
Views: 18204
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To all men: if she can bench press you, you should not be aroused by her. Her and her huge muscles are like the Mona Lisa, look but never ever fucking touch.
Tags: body  builder  woman  huge  muscles 
Views: 16394
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If you love hippos, swimming pools, zoos or stew, you certainly won't anymore.
Tags: hippo  takes  dump  in  pool  gross 
Views: 2054
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Back when I was in 5th grade they just taught us the abc's or some shit like that.
Tags: teaches  kid  the  n  word 
Views: 1471
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I get a score of 400 when I golf and I have two arms, two legs and an IQ of 180.
Tags: armless  man  who  golfs 
Views: 1537
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So the whole interspecies thing is cool now? Awesome. I'll go tell my goat.
Tags: cat  sucking  on  dogs  nipple 
Views: 1518
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Every animal in the wild gets completely fucked up. I'm sure the elephant is going to walk in on an ostrich and baboon doing the dirty. Damn party animals.
Tags: animals  getting  drunk  off  of  fruit 
Views: 2123
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This guy doesn't break a sweat as his plane plummets down towards the earth, making me question why he still has his pilot's license.
Tags: planes  collide  crash  parachute 
Views: 1764
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Bird cannibalism is always good for the whole family, so keep watching you sadistic bastards.
Tags: peican  eats  pigeon 
Views: 1474
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Two church pastors decide that instead of hiding from certain subjects, they'll preach about it. All the young kids in this church probably couldn't make eye contact for the whole sermon.
Tags: pastor  preaching  sermon  video 
Views: 6902
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Showing school spirit isn't a crime, but I can see why people were upset that the teacher was shaking her rump, inviting the male students to mount her.
Tags: teacher  fired  cheerleading 
Views: 3562
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She had better take someone's advice and go join the circus where she can put her freakish body to use.
Tags: flexible  girl  twists 
Views: 3188
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A bear twirls and tosses a stick like a baton. He must have absorbed the talents of the 9 year old girl he ate last week.
Tags: bear  tosses  stick 
Views: 112934
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The demons got inside this man, allowing him to do two things at once with his mouth. I bet his girlfriend thinks he is a real keeper!
Tags: beatboxing  flute 
Views: 1861
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I heard on Late Night with Conan O'Brien the other night that it's legal for women to show their bare breasts. Maybe this guy thought the same rule applied to naked men with flaccid penises.
Tags: naked  man  times  square 
Views: 2037
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For all of you cheap perverts out there, here is a good way to make a sex toy so you can get your jollies.
Tags: homemade  sex  toy 
Views: 13617
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His pickup line is "Hey ladies, wanna see me get freaky with my own ass?" Yeah I'm sure that doesn't work dood.
Tags: gives  self  wedgie 
Views: 1924
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I heard when kids eat their boogers it helps their immune system. This elephant must be afraid of the plague with the hude mound of crap he is eating.
Tags: elephant  eats  shit 
Views: 1949
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There is an alarming amount of animal sex on this site, but I thought that one more video of a goat and two turtles just couldn't hurt.
Tags: goat  turtle  sex 
Views: 8305
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Hannibal the camel devours his dead friend. This image is disturbing enough, but the evil sound that camel makes will haunt my dreams forever.
Tags: cannibal  camel 
Views: 2648
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The moral of the story is don't buy puppies, don't give away puppies, and don't think about puppies. Otherwise you'll end up bawling on national television.
Tags: ellen  cries  show 
Views: 9416
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Just looking at this puts bile in my throat, and he just jumps on in like its a day at the waterpark. Ew.
Tags: boy  jumps  sewer 
Views: 1830
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The real kicker is that later in the night, the gecko climbs out of his mouth and tears his face to pieces with little gecko fury.
Tags: eats  live  gecko 
Views: 1371
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I had a 10 minute long discussion the other day on why I hated onions and these people are chomping down on maggoty cheese.
Tags: gross  food  delicacy 
Views: 3216
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It's funny how this boy had more sense than most teenagers. I'm sure they wouldn't have done the same in that situation; if anything, the would have loaded up the mom with another tequila shot.
Tags: boy  calls  911 
Views: 1925
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Getting jumped by a gang of mascots is the fifth most common nightmare.
Tags: mascot  fight 
Views: 1646
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Seeing a very angry baboon errupt from the bushes is grounds for wetting yourself. I'm sure that woman did a whole lot of wetting.
Tags: baboon  attack 
Views: 2799
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Monks who like to be fully engulfed in fire should really invest in one of these suits - usually they end up dead, yet this guy is running around like a kid on crack.
Tags: engulfed  in  fire 
Views: 1554
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Bitch better learn- when you wear the robes, you get to do whatever you like to those little kids! ...
Tags: priest  fight 
Views: 4174
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Using the oil from one large McDonald's french fry, this guy "paints" this enormous picture. I don't think I will be having fast food for a while.
Tags: french  fry  painting 
Views: 50302
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Tigers today are nothing but hooligans; having pig babies (Google it) and wild sex with dogs.
Tags: tiger  sex  dog 
Views: 7156
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I'm not sure if this mouse is fake, but I still have bile forcing its way into my mouth.
Tags: live  mouse  eaten 
Views: 1210
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Amateur? Yes. But fantastically brilliant? Also yes. I enjoy the sound effects the best.
Tags: crazy  music  video 
Views: 2031
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This is how my whorish cousin's throat looked after she deep throated a large man named Eduardo for 15 hours. She can only eat applesauce now.
Tags: weird  throat 
Views: 1917
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Eating cockroaches with surgically implanted fangs isn't weird. Having a black tie with a triangle on it is weird.
Tags: man  eats  cockroaches 
Views: 2209
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Little does the owner know, the cat just leaked cat semen all over his pants. Confusion? No, no. Orgasm.
Tags: cat  scratches  butt 
Views: 2672
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I'm pretty sure this is from Terry Gilliam Jr. I hope to see more of this messed up shit.
Tags: weird  animation  monty  python 
Views: 6100
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It's incredible that although this girl is horribly deformed, her brain still functions normally. Crazy!!!
Tags: clover  leaf  skull  syndrome 
Views: 10718
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I have no clue how all of that could come from someone's skin. It looked like rope... or spaghetti.
Tags: back  zit  gross 
Views: 4039
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And the funny thing is, the pot would be better for you than anything else you could buy at McDonalds. On a different note, whats up with the freak in the monkey hat?
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Throwing up onto your own face has got to be a record- someone call Guinness!
Tags: puke  on  face 
Views: 3062
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An enormous parasitic worm unfurls out of a dead cricket. I don't know about you, but I would start stockpiling shotguns. Humans are next!
Tags: cricket  parasite 
Views: 3300
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Some unattractive man runs around naked on the streets. Apparently no one seems to care.
Tags: naked  man 
Views: 1482
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If you want to be a real man, you shave with fire.
Tags: shaving  with  fire 
Views: 1637
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If this came out of my cha during labor, I'm pretty sure I'd just shove it back in. It's obviously not done yet. Poor guy.
Tags: heart  outside  of  baby  body 
Views: 2089
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I thank God every day for people who have enough time on their hands to film stuff like this.
Tags: exploding  watermelon 
Views: 2788
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I have a strong feeling that the stuff all over the floor wasn't gooey gooey chocolate.
Tags: drunk  guy  shits  on  bathroom   
Views: 4659
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Ignore the first minute of boredom to see the grossest drunk guy in the world.
Tags: drunk  guy  throws  up  sips   
Views: 2110
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I'm not sure what he did or who he was, but I'm 99.3% sure he is getting a better funeral than I ever will.
Tags: monkey  funeral  Philippines 
Views: 1911
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Since Valentine's Day is around the corner, I thought I'd share the craziest mating ritual I've ever seen... aside from when band geeks clean each other's spit valves. (Is there another bird video?! My God..)
Tags: dancing  birds 
Views: 1561
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"The mosquito" and it's extremely high pitch that can only be heard by teenagers will be used to clear crowds, parties, and other gala events. Next stop- creating an evil teenage army.
Tags: high  pitched  noise 
Views: 2059
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Every kid who owns a snake and giggles over feeding it live mice has wet dreams about the Komodo dragon. Don't we all.
Tags: komodo  dragon  eats  pig 
Views: 6400
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This new age pirate's eye is so sick. If this is some sort of camera trickery I puked onto my keyboard for nothing. :(
Tags: fake  eye  socket 
Views: 2730
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Hopefully this is the donkey's punishment for sodomizing the entire gang, otherwise I'm going to have personally travel over to Baghdad and throw any and all kids off of a bridge.
Tags: donkey  throw  bridge 
Views: 2449
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If your version of fishing involves a shark and an alligator, I'm pretty sure it's no longer a leisure sport.. it's a deathwish.
Tags: australia  fishing  weird  shark 
Views: 1252
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I don't believe the announcer who said it'd never happen in a 100 years, because I'm pretty sure it just DID.
Tags: magic  bat   
Views: 2572
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Now you know how to steal from the Coke machine that stole from you millions of times. Revenge is sweet.
Tags: Coke  machine  money  hack 
Views: 12785
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Something tells me that the real game was lacking hairy transvestites and monkey humping.
Tags: Donkey  Kong  Bam  Margera  real  life 
Views: 1987
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I have two theories. Either this kid is possessed by some DDR demon or he just has way too much time on his feet.
Tags: DDR  insane  fast 
Views: 2078
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It's pretty obvious that this is fake, but it's so convincing I needed to share. Sit down with a twisty cone and enjoy!
Tags: hit  by  car  special  effects 
Views: 1952
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If only this gun was in Halo 3. I'd be killin' some fools.
Tags: automatic  handgun  hack 
Views: 2327
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I don't understand why some of these people aren't insanely rich. That was so cool.
Tags: street  performer  drums  buckets  solo  cool 
Views: 3042
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Madman with amazing sleight of hand.... check it!
Tags: three  card  trick  sleight  of  hand 
Views: 1764
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Personally, I just think this resulted from all of the kids in China jumping up and down at the same time.
Tags: underground  nuke  explosion  nuclear 
Views: 15309
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I had three kids and two grandchildren within the time it took for these people to make this.
Tags: large  domino  display 
Views: 2385
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Although lacking opposable thumbs, dogs CAN and WILL rope swing.
Tags: dog  uses  rope  swing  over  lake 
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Luckily these people survived and were able to leave that deathtrap in pee stained kahkis.
Tags: helicopter  going  down  first  person 
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It's sad that this didn't make it to the public... nerds would be pwning noobs left and right all day long with it's handy dandy travel size.
Tags: halo  on  nintendo  ds 
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If she can do this to glass, imagine the poor bastard married to her. RIP.
Tags: girl  breaks  glass  with  voice 
Views: 2054
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Seeing that this beverage glows like a glowstick, I assume that it's completely safe to drink one. So go try it and make sure to videotape it.
Tags: mountain  dew  glows  baking  soda  peroxide 
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If you think balancing a hammer on his face is cool, then you'll be amazed at what he is going to do next.
Tags: man  does  trick  with  hammer 
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I can't imagine how this wouldn't impress people. Trying it out at the next interview you have is a smart choice.
Tags: man  sucks  fire  mouth 
Views: 1968
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This is how the Hindenburg blew up, and it's also how you will too when you try this next thirsty Thursday.
Tags: homemade  blimp  explosion 
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Trusting their lives to a mesh material in their armpits and below their crotch seems to be a bit of a stretch. Good luck not splattering to pieces you guys.
Tags: high  base  jumping 
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In the other video running around the web, the hoodlums only used two ingredients. When this guy tries it, it does NOT work! Then he shows you how they really did it. Cool!
Tags: mountain  dew  fake  glow   
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Although that isn't saying much, since Robin Williams only has one character- an overly excited hairy man who sweats.
Tags: smart  bird 
Views: 2416
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This may look like entertainment, but actually these guys just robbed about 30 people blind. Brilliant. :)
Tags: dancing  subway  tricks 
Views: 1869
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If it weren't for the three inches in between him and the rock, I'm pretty sure this video would be too bloody for the internet.
Tags: high  cliff  jump   
Views: 1762
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This is a cute video, until you realize that this penguin is wearing his dead brother penguin to use as a backpack.
Tags: penguin  shops  family 
Views: 1620
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I have a theory that if I swallow Coke and stand in between this AV senders, I can breathe fire like a dragon. Video coming soon.
Tags: ignite  coke 
Views: 2662
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Being able to squat a full grown man is only one of the requirements for working at Hooters...
Tags: hooters  squat  man 
Views: 11699
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This kid's balls haven't even dropped yet and I still think he's hot- those are some awesome soccer skills.
Tags: 8  year  old  soccer 
Views: 2458
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Use your head- cut off theirs.
Tags: zombie  attack 
Views: 6935
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I could stare at this literally for hours. His hands are sex. Watch and be hypnotized.
Tags: amazing  drum  solo 
Views: 836822
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If some chick can give spirit fingers while being badly hurt on a stretcher, she gets an A in my book. That's badass.
Tags: cheerleader  stretcher  fall 
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If given the chance, this shark would rip all of their faces off- yet the woman at the 30 second mark is whining that he is hurt. They should be careful that her heart doesn't bleed all over the shark- I hear that just makes them feisty.
Tags: shark  caught  hand 
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Watching Arabs go to town on each others' faces is better than apple pie.
Tags: arab  fight 
Views: 3129
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Either she can lip sync really well OR she had growth hormones injected into her spine. Take your pick.
Tags: asian  12  year  old  sings 
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I think Stan Lee forgot to mention that Spiderman was an Arab...
Tags: arab  spiderman 
Views: 2026
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Hell, I made a space shuttle out of a shovel. Beat that ingenuity.
Tags: home  made  hovercraft 
Views: 2525
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If I had a 1,000 gallon pool in my backyard, I'd buy some dolphins. You know, to play fetch and have sex with.
Tags: dolphin  tennis  ball 
Views: 2078
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Whoever knew razor scooters were actually good for something? Way to go nerds!
Tags: cool  scooter  tricks 
Views: 2079
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This puppy is so cute I want to chop him up into tiny puppy pieces and eat him for dinner.
Tags: cute  puppy  whistle 
Views: 5465
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Not to mention fish that are radioactively huge. Now to go home and bangs the womenfolk.
Tags: catches  huge  fish  bare  handed 
Views: 3350
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The anchor is ridiculously brave for apologizing to the audience while a potential raging inferno (aka- a blown light) is above her.
Tags: CNN  fire  on  set 
Views: 2296
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I know this is impressive, but you should see what I can do with an elbow.
Tags: man  plays  guitar  feet 
Views: 4912
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Which is more amazing? That this 35' tall tree is in GUAM or there is yet another light show to this song?
Tags: huge  tree  christmas  lights 
Views: 1922
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Who said these were just for fatasses who ate themselves into oblivion? Nice!
Tags: scooter  moped  tricks 
Views: 2216
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Why are Asians always better? Better cars, better cameras, better women?
Tags: high  speed  camera  balloon  pop 
Views: 2904
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Pieces of ice that big from 1600ft up are a death sentence. Too bad for all of the cars parked below.
Tags: huge  ice  chunks  oklahoma 
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When life gives you snow, put huge tracks on your car. It only makes sense.
Tags: subaru  with  tracks 
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I always thought it was cool when I got the day off from school because of snow. Getting the day off because of death by landslide wouldn't be as fun.
Tags: landslide  in  chile 
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My parents gave me a hamster.... then this kid's python ate it.
Tags: pet  python   
Views: 1627
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I didn't realize how ugly her face was until just now.
Tags: Pamela  Anderson  photoshop 
Views: 2910
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Knowing how gracious animals can be, I'm sure that chimp turned around and bit Mr. Jane Goodall right in the face.
Tags: man  saves  chimp 
Views: 2127
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There are so many variations of how this could have went terribly wrong and unfortunately none of them happened...but it is still wicked awesome.
Tags: fire  balls 
Views: 1342
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If he is that tough without limbs, just imagine the trim he'd be getting with arms and legs!
Tags: no  arms  legs  wrestle 
Views: 14982
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If the ocean is turning into a giant slushie machine, I'm pretty positive that global warming is an urban legend.
Tags: ice  waves  newfoundland 
Views: 10652
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Are we just NOW figuring out that covering a giant piece of kindling in hot bulbs and electric wire is unsafe?
Tags: christmas  tree  fire 
Views: 6831
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I'm not sure how he figured out how to do this, but this guy rocks out using pure electricity. Balls o' steel! ... hm, on second thought, that'd be very bad.
Tags: tesla  coil  guitar 
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Now some of you may scoff at a "boring" video, but I will not. And I will also not beg you for your acceptance and then cry about it later when I get rejected.
Tags: matchstick  cube 
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I thought Rock Band was just a weak knock off of Guitar Hero... but apparently you may need some actual skill to play. That saves me $100.
Tags: rock  band  drums 
Views: 2346
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Ryan Kennelly bench presses the excess fat that Jared lost after eating fresh at Subway.
Tags: Ryan  Kennelly  bench  press  record 
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When I watch this video of a tired baby sloth I become at peace with the world.. until I realize I could never own one. :(
Tags: tired  baby  sloth 
Views: 2011
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If only I could 1. have a little girl as cool as this one 2. own a camel. .... and 3. own a sloth.
Tags: girl  camel 
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The only thing that would make this hedgie cuter is if it were wearing a tiny hat.
Alas, it is not.
Tags: hungry  hedgehog  cute 
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Awww, two pandas kissing! This is either the result of true love or years of unnatural confinement in a cage. Thinking that it is love and not cruelty lets me sleep at night.
Tags: red  panda  kiss 
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It is amazing how flammable these products are that you put in your hair. Good thing I stick to gasoline.
Tags: ring  of  fire 
Views: 1634
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I'm not sure how a headset is able to interpret what you're thinking, but I'm pretty sure it's a mixture of voodoo and Satanism.
Tags: mind  control  video  games 
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Guinness World Records gives Chris, also known as imchris4life, the title of the highest ranking Guitar Hero player... and also as the biggest loser in America.
Tags: imchris4life  guitar  hero  guinness  world  records 
Views: 13896
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This kid loves Chopin like a fat kid loves cake. And how I love Wall E.
Tags: 10  year  old  piano  prodigy 
Views: 9114
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Aside from the eerie humming noise that reminds me that this robot will someday enslave the human race, this is pretty cool!
Tags: bigdog  quadruped  robot 
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As the laziest person in America, it is my job to give this invention two thumbs up. If only they could invent a robot that would take over the job of raising children.. and call it some combination of "X" and "box"...
Tags: robot  plays  fetch  dog 
Views: 2692
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This man somehow combined the piano and the guitar into one frenzy of a good time... I think he met Satan at the cross roads.
Tags: lap  guitar 
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