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Even babies know that if they spin around 100 times they're going to be dizzy, but somehow this asshole was completely surprised when he slammed into a filing cabinet. Tags: spins in chair falls into cabinet Views: 2036 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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This was the slowest crash in history. The drunk driver actually put serious thought into how he was going to fuck up that store front. Congrats! Tags: drunk driver 7 11 Views: 1644 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I learned something new today. 1. Squirrels box. 2. Squirrels can play dead. 3. Someone had enough time on their hands to film squirrels on their roof. Tags: squirrel plays dead Views: 3197 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyGrandma Reacts to 2 Girls 1 Cup
And why not share two girls' shitting and puking festivities with dear old grandma? Tags: grandma reaction 2 girls 1 cup Views: 3158 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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Adding the location of the 7-11 and videotaping themselves doing this was a particularly brilliant touch. I hope to find them in the Darwin Awards a year from now. Tags: piss on burrito Views: 2082 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyForklift Driver Forks Up Big Time
A forklift goes about 10mph and this guy was in an open warehouse. How do you fuck that up? Tags: forklift driver pulls off door Views: 2231 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyTrigger Happy Tv Bowling Lessons
I've been using the Dutch technique since I was 16. Consequently, I've been kicked out of every bowling alley in the country. Tags: bowling lesson Views: 2326 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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My new goal in life- follow celebrities around dressed like a bum in order to get a hundred bucks. Tags: paris hilton bum dollars Views: 1898 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This woman was able to lose control of a scooter going at the most 15mph. I'm pretty sure she deserves an award. Or a punch in the face. Tags: scooter crash woman Views: 1888 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I can give you twenty good reasons not to work at a snake store. This is number 13. Tags: snake store employee bit Views: 5234 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I don't know what is more pathetic: his attempt at this flip or the fact that he is trying to impress 13 year old girls. Tags: cheerleading coach drunk flip fall Views: 1941 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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He just blew his car to smithereens to protest paying $1.25 at a toll road. Good cause. Tags: toll booth crash Views: 2319 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This kid gets fucked up by this slide not once, but twice. Momma tard might want to consider locking little Jimmy up in a cage. Tags: kid slams face on slide Views: 2759 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is usually when someone fetches a blow up swimming pool and 10 gallons of mud. Tags: models catty Views: 6439 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeChris Crocker Hates 9/11
Chris Crocker, the one who screamed and cried for everyone to leave Britney Spears alone, is now surprisingly cold when it comes to 9/11. Tags: Chris Crocker 9/11 Britney Spears Views: 2604 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: StrangeArmless Man Loves to Golf
I get a score of 400 when I golf and I have two arms, two legs and an IQ of 180. Tags: armless man who golfs Views: 1537 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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I had a 10 minute long discussion the other day on why I hated onions and these people are chomping down on maggoty cheese. Tags: gross food delicacy Views: 3216 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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It's funny how this boy had more sense than most teenagers. I'm sure they wouldn't have done the same in that situation; if anything, the would have loaded up the mom with another tequila shot. Tags: boy calls 911 Views: 1925 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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This is how my whorish cousin's throat looked after she deep throated a large man named Eduardo for 15 hours. She can only eat applesauce now. Tags: weird throat Views: 1917 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolMagic Bat Stuns Announcers
I don't believe the announcer who said it'd never happen in a 100 years, because I'm pretty sure it just DID. Tags: magic bat Views: 2572 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Trusting their lives to a mesh material in their armpits and below their crotch seems to be a bit of a stretch. Good luck not splattering to pieces you guys. Tags: high base jumping Views: 1708 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: Cool12 Year Old Asian Amazes us All
Either she can lip sync really well OR she had growth hormones injected into her spine. Take your pick. Tags: asian 12 year old sings Views: 4002 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If I had a 1,000 gallon pool in my backyard, I'd buy some dolphins. You know, to play fetch and have sex with. Tags: dolphin tennis ball Views: 2078 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Pieces of ice that big from 1600ft up are a death sentence. Too bad for all of the cars parked below. Tags: huge ice chunks oklahoma Views: 1917 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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I thought Rock Band was just a weak knock off of Guitar Hero... but apparently you may need some actual skill to play. That saves me $100. Tags: rock band drums Views: 2346 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Ryan Kennelly bench presses the excess fat that Jared lost after eating fresh at Subway. Tags: Ryan Kennelly bench press record Views: 1638 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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If only I could 1. have a little girl as cool as this one 2. own a camel. .... and 3. own a sloth. Tags: girl camel Views: 17011 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: Cool10 Year Old Piano Prodigy FTW
This kid loves Chopin like a fat kid loves cake. And how I love Wall E. Tags: 10 year old piano prodigy Views: 9114 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
