Strange
Every animal in the wild gets completely fucked up. I'm sure the elephant is going to walk in on an ostrich and baboon doing the dirty. Damn party animals.
Tags: animals  getting  drunk  off  of  fruit 
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So the whole interspecies thing is cool now? Awesome. I'll go tell my goat.
Tags: cat  sucking  on  dogs  nipple 
Views: 1518
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I get a score of 400 when I golf and I have two arms, two legs and an IQ of 180.
Tags: armless  man  who  golfs 
Views: 1537
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Back when I was in 5th grade they just taught us the abc's or some shit like that.
Tags: teaches  kid  the  n  word 
Views: 1471
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If you love hippos, swimming pools, zoos or stew, you certainly won't anymore.
Tags: hippo  takes  dump  in  pool  gross 
Views: 2054
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To all men: if she can bench press you, you should not be aroused by her. Her and her huge muscles are like the Mona Lisa, look but never ever fucking touch.
Tags: body  builder  woman  huge  muscles 
Views: 16395
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In a few months little elerhinos (rhinephants?) will be running around, because that rhino is sure as hell thinking "I want you. I need you. Oh baby. Oh baby."
Tags: elephant  humps  rhino 
Views: 18204
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I'm not sure if his bones are even connected to each other. I'll call Dr. House and see if it's possible.
Tags: rubber  boy  bends  himself  in  half 
Views: 1438
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I'm sure hoping he did this for more than a Jolly Rancher, because I'm pretty sure that teeny python could have taken his left eye out a few times.
Tags: man  fights  snake  vicious  scary 
Views: 1358
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Some crazy voodoo magic is making this ice cold water FREEZE in the middle of the desert. I know there was a reason I didn't want to live in Iraq.
Tags: water  freezing  instantly  desert  soldiers  ice 
Views: 3526
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