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If I had a 1,000 gallon pool in my backyard, I'd buy some dolphins. You know, to play fetch and have sex with. Tags: dolphin tennis ball Views: 2078 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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So THIS is the origin of the word "frisk." Tags: cop frisk penis Views: 3019 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyJerry Seinfeld Rips into Larry King
This old alien needs to learn not to mess with Jerry Seinfield. Instead, go eat some Metamucil. Tags: Seinfeld Larry King Views: 3239 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyRidiculously Horrible Woman Driver
Taking five hours to back out of a spot disgraces even the worst, mentally retarded woman driver. Tags: bad woman driver Views: 2974 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Hell, I made a space shuttle out of a shovel. Beat that ingenuity. Tags: home made hovercraft Views: 2525 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Some strung out "psychic" decides to use force to try and prove that he is psychic. If Chris Angel was a real magician he would have jacked that guy up. Tags: Phenomenon contestant Chris Angel Views: 2765 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
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Oh no! What is this thing attached to my body? I must kill it! Tags: retarded dog Views: 2429 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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Category: CoolTiny Foreign Spiderman
I think Stan Lee forgot to mention that Spiderman was an Arab... Tags: arab spiderman Views: 2026 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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Hey lady, if the love poem your man wrote for you starts out with how you like to eat ribs and hot dogs, I'm pretty sure you should start starving yourself. Tags: hick poem jerry springer Views: 4735 Rating:  Posted By: Admin |
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Category: FunnyTubby Singer Falls Hard Onstage
The truly pathetic part is that "boyz" and "girlz" are signs at the back of the stage. This has gotta be some retarded version of the Warped Tour. With Queen songs. Tags: fat guy falls onstage Views: 1661 Rating: Posted By: Admin |
