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If this came out of my cha during labor, I'm pretty sure I'd just shove it back in. It's obviously not done yet. Poor guy.
Tags: heart  outside  of  baby  body 
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My parents gave me a hamster.... then this kid's python ate it.
Tags: pet  python   
Views: 895
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If I turned on my favorite show and Dr. House said my boyfriend was dumping me, I'm pretty sure I'd be cool with it.
Tags: man  dumps  girlfriend  on  live  tv 
Views: 1440
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I always thought it was cool when I got the day off from school because of snow. Getting the day off because of death by landslide wouldn't be as fun.
Tags: landslide  in  chile 
Views: 1174
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If you want to be a real man, you shave with fire.
Tags: shaving  with  fire 
Views: 893
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When life gives you snow, put huge tracks on your car. It only makes sense.
Tags: subaru  with  tracks 
Views: 171454
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You see, in order to fly, you have to MISS when you throw yourself at the ground. Idiot.
Tags: guy  jumps  snowman  ground 
Views: 678
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I heard once that if you dump cold water on a sleeping Asian he'll turn into an egg roll.
Tags: roommate  prank  water 
Views: 2534
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The little guy wanted some action, and he took what he could get. After all, the little nerd was wearing a plaid sweater. It's not all poodles and palmeranians for this dood.
Tags: dog  humps  cat 
Views: 5771
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This wee guy already has the bitch stare down. Future costar in the new Unforgiveable video...
Tags: evil  eye 
Views: 1610
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